What if..?

[HavokBlue]

Desert elves would be absolutely terrifying. Unless only assassins could branch it, in which case everyone would accuse GMH hunters of being assassins.

What if we had coded siege weapons readily available?

[Riev]

What if we had coded siege weapons readily available?

Then they would be forever left inside City Militia Compounds, during the Cold War between city states.

What if even magickers took about 10-20days played of work, effort, and RP in order to become something scary or terrifying?

[X-D]

The game would have reset to before 2002 when every single 1 day warrior, ranger, assassin, merchant etc etc etc knew they could kill a mage with no danger.

What if they accidently put in poop code on PCs?

[Barzalene]

Scatalogical jokes would abound.

What if players could customize how theyre pc smelled when sniffed?

[Synthesis]

Scatalogical jokes would abound.

What if players could customize how theyre pc smelled when sniffed?

You know there are coded perfumes...that you can buy...right?

[Barzalene]

Yes, but they don't make you smell like dried blood, or sweat and pee, or sex, or soap.

[lordcooper]

The tressy-tressed, curvaceous maiden is here.

sniff maiden

The tressy-tressed, curvaceous maiden woman smells of poontang.

What if penis size was coded and randomly generated at chargen?

[bcw81]

I would get a lot less lulz describing others as tiny and insignificant.

What if a mek and a 'met bred together?

[Dakota]

From everything I've read about magick... I kinda wish it took gickers more than 5-10 days to become things of beastly havok.

What if a middle ground was found between Arm of 2002 and Arm of 2011 re: magickers?

[Barzalene]

I would get a lot less lulz describing others as tiny and insignificant.

What if a mek and a 'met bred together?

We'd call them mekmets, and people who didn't know better would expect something far cuter and less deadly than what they'd get.

What if all the tailors in Storm got together and planned the end of Kadius?

Edited to rephrase What if all the "tailors" in Storm got together and planned the end of Kadius?

[RogueGunslinger]

They'd get bitch-slapped down with an iron fist.

What would happen if all the GMH's became one house, with a triarchy from each head of the family.

[Jeshin]

The kadians would rule the super GMH through sex and sex toys and booze... or Kurac would rule via kemen.

What if a delf actually managed to get a Roc mount? [let us assume that they could ride it]

[Taven]

What if a delf actually managed to get a Roc mount? [let us assume that they could ride it]

They would start a raiding tribe that was based around rocs, and work hard to get rid of all those pesky whirans and gemmers.

The teenager elves would practice "stealing dignity" a process that involves getting their rocs to poop on the heads of nobility and Templars as they fly overhead.

What if Tek's tower was painted in rainbow stripes, instead of being gold?

[Jeshin]

Giants would think it was a playable size of teks_tower the jenga game.

What if Giants [not half-giants] were a playable race.

[Cind]

Giants would think it was a playable size of teks_tower the jenga game.

What if Giants [not half-giants] were a playable race.

no more pure guild and subguild warriors voluntarily chosen for other races. One-hit KOs are one-hit KOs. Also, Red Storm East would become a viable starting area. And half-giants would finally socially become breeds when people put two and two together, except their status wouldn't be nearly as bad as giants are, to human thinking, far more useful and easily manipulated than elves. Also, you'd get to explore the silt sea, and few mundane things would kill you.

What if a tremendous sandstorm began across the entire known and never let up?

[Ouroboros]

>bandage thread

What if a tremendous sandstorm began across the entire known and never let up?

Rangers would take over the Byn for all escort missions, then every GMH hunter position. A few months later they would form their own clan, leading to their eventual supreme rule of the Known. The day after that came to pass, the storm would abruptly come to an end. Hiding would then become their new most valued skill, as angry mobs chased them down for their cutthroat prices and arrogance.

What if every coded feature of Arm 2.0 was brought into Arm 1.0, before 2.0's official release?

[musashi]

What if every coded feature of Arm 2.0 was brought into Arm 1.0, before 2.0's official release?

The game would be flooded with half-giant sorcerer/ranger/warrior/assassian/merchants since some of 2.0's coded features include a lack of karma and multi-classing. Then said people would figure out that the more you multi-class the lower your potential in each guild so things would eventually pitter out to just HG sorcerer/ranger/merchants.

What if Armageddon released an expansion pack? What kind of stuff would be in it?

[Ouroboros]

What if Armageddon released an expansion pack? What kind of stuff would be in it?

The mantis would be brought back as a playable race. A new guild would be introduced, Beastmaster, which would include some of the existing skills from Rangers as well as some new ones like the ability to turn wild beasts into tamed NPC guards. A new subclass of blacksmith would be introduced as well, because... A real nugget of steel would be included in every pre-order boxed set, which could be claimed for the virtual equivalent in-game; a foreshadowing of the Steel Wars to come.

What if inix fell victim to the same disease kanks did?

[Qzzrbl]

What if Armageddon released an expansion pack? What kind of stuff would be in it?

The mantis would be brought back as a playable race. A new guild would be introduced, Beastmaster, which would include some of the existing skills from Rangers as well as some new ones like the ability to turn wild beasts into tamed NPC guards. A new subclass of blacksmith would be introduced as well, because... A real nugget of steel would be included in every pre-order boxed set, which could be claimed for the virtual equivalent in-game; a foreshadowing of the Steel Wars to come.

What if inix fell victim to the same disease kanks did?

Allanak would still have beetles, and Tuluk would..... Suddenly become alot more city elf-friendly.

What if some dwarven inventor invented an electricity generator powered by dung?

[Xagon]

There would be an elkrosian revolt, complete with picketing.

What if gunpowder was easily craftable? (Craft Dung Sulfur charcoal into handful of black powder)

[Ouroboros]

There would be an elkrosian revolt, complete with picketing.

What if gunpowder was easily craftable? (Craft Dung Sulfur charcoal into handful of black powder)

The rebel subguild would be come the new flavor of the month. Suicide bombing would see a rise as a dwarven focus. Staff would eventually make it uncraftable again, after seeing the time consumed in writing and re-writting the descriptions of most the buildings of the game from the effects of would-be revolts, terrorist acts, and other mishaps.

What if perm-death was retroactively removed from the game?

[chrisdcoulombe]

There would be an elkrosian revolt, complete with picketing.

What if gunpowder was easily craftable? (Craft Dung Sulfur charcoal into handful of black powder)

The rebel subguild would be come the new flavor of the month. Suicide bombing would see a rise as a dwarven focus. Staff would eventually make it uncraftable again, after seeing the time consumed in writing and re-writting the descriptions of most the buildings of the game from the effects of would-be revolts, terrorist acts, and other mishaps.

What if perm-death was retroactively removed from the game?

We would all be banned for multi-playing.

What if Freddy Kruger were in Allanak?

[Potaje]

There would be an elkrosian revolt, complete with picketing.

What if gunpowder was easily craftable? (Craft Dung Sulfur charcoal into handful of black powder)

The rebel subguild would be come the new flavor of the month. Suicide bombing would see a rise as a dwarven focus. Staff would eventually make it uncraftable again, after seeing the time consumed in writing and re-writting the descriptions of most the buildings of the game from the effects of would-be revolts, terrorist acts, and other mishaps.

What if perm-death was retroactively removed from the game?

We would all be banned for multi-playing.

What if Freddy Kruger were in Allanak?

Then I wouldn't have to rent nightmare on elm street. And people in Allanak would be confused as to where elm street was and what an elm is.
However, the dream command and sleeping to recover from wounds would take on a whole new level of play.

What if The Thing, (not the comic book Thing, but horror movie) was a creature in Z-land?

[Gunnerblaster]

What is The Thing, (not the comic book Thing, but horror movie) was a creature in Z-land?

Krathi's would be in high demand as personnel screeners.

What if Tektolnes and Muk Utep killed eachother off in a one-on-one duel of epic proportions?

[bcw81]

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What if Kurac actually hired PC whores for their bars.