Your personal scores and stats

[Ocotillo]

You are Ocotillo.
Keywords: platonic form hylaen theoric plato ocotillo tressy-tressed muscular winner
Sdesc: the platonic form
Objective: Survive midterms.
Long Description: The platonic form is here, divorced from reality.
You are 20 years, a month, and some days old,
which by your race and appearance is barely adult.
You are X inches tall, and weigh Y stones and cannot be properly
 measured in this dimension.
Your strength is good, your agility is good,
 your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is good at
 other times of year.
You are a little hungry and a little thirsty.

You have been playing for about four years, with big breaks.
You are sitting on a great idea for a book you'll probably never publish.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is on again and off again.
You are currently speaking english without regional diction.
Your mood is neurotic.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, grades, men, women, cuban cigars, caffeine, and massages.
You are being merciful for now.
You are watching the time fly by.

[Rhyden]

You are Rhyden.
Keywords: dude totally average brown haired man nerd canadian
Sdesc: the totally average brown-haired dude
Objective: make KD, clean up apartment, and branch, duh
Long Description: the totally average brown-haired dude sits on a green sofa, drinking canadian beer.
You are 22 years, 8 months, and 17 days old,
which by your race and appearance is young and sexy.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten stones.
Your strength is average, your agility is absolutely incredible,
  your wisdom is good, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry but not thirsty.
You are semi-intoxicated.

[Case]

You are Case the Not-Fathi
Keywords: transient case NOTFATHI
Sdesc: the tousled homeless IT worker
Objective: Be a successful internet vampire
Long Description: The tousled homeless IT worker is stealing all of your power/internet/food.
You are 22 years and change,
which by your race and appearance is none of your business ok.

You are measured in metres and weighed in kilograms because you use metric like most of the world.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
 your wisdom is average, and your endurance is average.
You are not hungry, or thirsty.
Your health is 80/80, you have 120/115 stamina, and 100/100 stun.

You are sitting in some corporate office 'working' from some random city in New Zealand.
You are currently speaking C++ with a kludge accent.
Your encumbrance is VERY HEAVY.

You and the land aren't on speaking terms after it destroyed your house.
Your mood is sweet as.
You are being unmerciful.

[Reiloth]

You are Reiloth
Keywords: tall unmuscular Reiloth
Sdesc: the tall, unmuscular manchild
Objective: Make music and art and fail to gain acknowledgement until after death.
Long Description: The tall, unmuscular man is at work, contemplating The Demolition Man and Taco Bell.
You are 25 years, a few months, and some days old,
which by your race and appearance is stellar.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh some ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is average,
 your wisdom is average, and your endurance is below average, but getting better since quitting smoking.
You are not hungry or thirsty.

You have been playing for eight years.
You are sitting on a pretty comfortable office chair surrounded by acoustic guitars.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is pretty awful.
You are currently speaking english with a Southern California Accent.
Your mood is Yam-like.
You are refusing saves on: success, victory, Conan the Barbarian, NASA space program
You are being unmerciful, you delightful asshole.
You are watching nothing.

[Fathi]

You are Case the Not-Fathi
Keywords: transient case NOTFATHI

Wait, do people always mistake you for me for some reason? I was not aware of this. y4? 

[Redheart]

You are Case the Not-Fathi
Keywords: transient case NOTFATHI

Wait, do people always mistake you for me for some reason? I was not aware of this. y4? 

Just a guess, but I think it's the name.

[Xeran Van Houten]

<3 Fathi!

[Clearsighted]

You are Awesome
Keywords: godly, divine, epic, cool
Sdesc: the godly, divine, epic, cool person
Objective: Steal all objectives from others and take them for your own
Long Description: The godly, divine, epic, cool person is here, which means you soon won't be.
You are beyond time itself, which by your race and appearance is irrational
You are 110 inches tall, and weigh 90 stone.
Your strength is absolutely incredible, your agility is absolutely incredible,
 your wisdom is absolutely incredible, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little hungry, and not thirsty
Your health is 97(97), you have 83(83) stamina, and 116(116) stun.

You have been lording over this game forever.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking all tongues, simultaneously.
Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is awesome.
Your mood is wrathful
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: nothing
You are not being merciful.

Zoan is X-D?

[Fathi]

You are Fathi, desk jockey of the New Zealand Shadow Government.
Keywords: fathi crop haired leggy brunette woman Notcase Casums
Sdesc: the crop-haired, leggy brunette
Objective: To wake up for stuff on time.
Long Description: A tall, leggy lady is here with a white PC cradled in her lap.
You are 23 years, 1 month, and 16 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult... on the outside, at least.
You are 73.5 inches tall, and weigh NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Your strength is limpwristed, your agility is perky,
 your wisdom is questionable, and your endurance is hella.
You are not hungry, but you are thirsty.
You are getting your wine on.
Your health is 180(180), you have 60(117) stamina, and 5(124) stun.

You have been playing since before-ish the Copper War.
You are resting on a queen-sized bed with a sakura tree print duvet.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is somewhat bitter.
You are currently speaking English with a soft accent that is American in origin yet often mistaken for Canadian and Irish.
Your mood is cold and you have to pee.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, subdue, maturity.
You are being unmerciful.
You are watching Grey Area read TVTropes obsessively.

[Cindy42]

You are Cindy.
Keywords: curly-haired pierced woman
Sdesc: the curly-haired, pierced woman
Objective: To write an awesome fiction.
Long Description: The curly-haired, pierced woman is sitting in a chair, looking alert.
You are 21 years, 5 months, and 5 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 63 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is very poor, your agility is poor,
  your wisdom is good, and your endurance is exceptional.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 120(128), you have 90(90) stamina, and 120(120) stun.

You have been playing for three and a half years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is very good.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your mood is satiated, and peaceful.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, working out.
You are being merciful.

There are very few things I love more than staring at wilderness, although my recycling sense isn't really there. Its amazing to watch tree leaves glitter in the sunlight during early spring or fall.

I just recently found out that I LOVE working out on weight-training machines, so my strength will change in a while. I was kinda depressed until then and working out over there helped change my mood 360, although I couldn't really move my arms when I woke up.

Also: I'm really a breed that looks completely human. Watch my sneaky ass make its way into your clan's ranks and end up leading it one day. Muwahahaha.

[Fredd]

You are Fredd
Keywords:loud, Anoying, Chubby
Sdesc: the loud, anoying and chubby man
Objective: To get out of life alive.
Long Description:
Code Generated Long Description.
You are 27 years, 9 months, and 27 days
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 69 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
 your wisdom is Average, and your endurance is average.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 69(69), you have 420(420) stamina, and 1(1) stun.

You have been playing for 20 hours a day
You are resting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.


Your encumbrance is easily manageable.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a southern accent.
Your mood is neutral.
You are effected by:
Mom Issues
Abstinence by Circumstance

You are resting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, food, women, good times.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching Vampire Knight

Modified: This would actually work for a dating site summary. Doubt I would get any takers though >.<
LOL

[Is Friday]

I like fat annoying chubby men.

[Nana]

You are Nana.
Keywords: fine-haired, lanky woman
Sdesc: the fine-haired, lanky woman
Objective: Invent an extra hour every day to play Arma again
Long Description: The fine-haired, lanky woman is gazing out of a window.
You are 26 years, 6 months, and 11 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is exceptional,
 your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry, but you are not thirsty.
Your health is 89(94), you have 10(90) stamina, and 120(120) stun.

You have been playing for five years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a valley accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is extremely good.
Your mood is wistful.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are being merciful.
You are watching someone who is not here.

[Kaineus]

Since my sis just put hers up.

You are Kaineus, teacher and wrangler of small children.
Keywords: masculine, dark-haired, Frisco Dyke
Sdesc: the masculine, dark-haired woman
Objective: Play Armageddon a little less and live real life more.
Long Description: The masculine, dark-haired woman smokes a cigarette here.
You are 23 years, 1 month, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 71 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is below average,
 your wisdom is good, and your endurance is above average.
You are hungry, but you are not thirsty.
Your health is 104(104), you have 59(107) stamina, and 110(110) stun.

You have been playing for three years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish like a bro.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is bitter and sardonic.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching Nana stuff her bra with falsies and snickering.

Nana--fulfill that fucking objective and kick medical academia in the ass! I miss powning this game with you.

[Nana]

Since my sis just put hers up.

Nana--fulfill that fucking objective and kick medical academia in the ass! I miss powning this game with you.

lol. how sweet. <3

[Zoan]

I wish I had a sibling who was a nerd.

[smcdonald]

You are McDonald.
Keywords: balding salt pepper bearded man
Sdesc: the balding, salt-and-pepper-bearded man
Objective: Be the best astronomer/librarian ever.
Long Description: The balding, salt-and-pepper-bearded man sits among stacks of books.
You are 49 years, 0 months, and 8 days old
which by your race and appearance is mature.
You are 70 inches tall, and weigh 7 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is average,
  your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry, and thirsty.
Your health is 95(95), you have 50(100) stamina, and 60(100) stun.

You have been playing for one year and ten months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with an ambiguous accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is frustrated and tired.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are being merciful.
You are watching the blinking lights.

[Chettaman]

You are Private First Class of the U.S. Army
Keywords: Dark-skinned, short-haired, Ancheta, Steven, Lee, Chetta, Steve, PFC, Private, PV2
Sdesc: the dark-skinned, short-haired male
Objective: Wrestle a bear - climb a mountain - have children(twins)
Long Description: The dark-skinned, short-haired male sits on his bed with with a laptop.
You are 21 years, 10 months, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 66 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is exceptional,
  your wisdom is below average, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are very hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 154(154), you have 173(180) stamina, and 184(200) stun.

You have been playing for five? years.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a heroic accent.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is disgruntled.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are being merciful.
You are watching... stuff. >_>

[lordcooper]

You are Jake, compulsive do-gooder / petty criminal of the Karma Army
Keywords: Pale, wild-haired, Jake, Hippie, high, pale-skinned, tea.drinker
Sdesc: the wild-haired, pale-skinned hippie
Objective: Chill out, preferably while surrounded by a plethora of random trinkets
Long Description: The wild-haired, pale-skinned hippie is drinking tea
You are 20 years, 8 months, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are an unspecified number of inches tall, and never got the hang of working out weight in ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
  your wisdom is good, and your endurance is good.
You are a little hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 78(125), you have 164(175) stamina, and 224(230) stun.

You have been playing for about a year, on and off.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a nasally accent.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is absolutely incredible.
Your mood is self righteous.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: combat.
You are being merciful.
You are watching Doctor Who.

[Morrolan]

You are Morrolan
Keywords: pale blue-eyed man
Sdesc: the pale, blue-eyed man
Objective: Publication.
Long Description: The pale, blue-eyed man is here.
You are 39 years, 7 months, and more than 3 days old
which for an apricot is very old. For a head of lettuce, even more so. For a mountain, you are very young. For a man, you are just right.
You are 71 inches tall, and weigh 9 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
 your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is average.
You are hungry, and thirsty.
Your health is 101(101), you have 125(125) mana, you have 124(130) stamina,
and 60(100) stun.

You have been playing for seventeen years, on and off.
You are resting.
You are currently speaking English with a Chicago accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is patient.
You are refusing saves on: none.
You are trying to be merciful.
You are watching your inbox.

[derail]
>eq
You are using:
<worn on head>           an awesome hat
<worn about throat>      a stainless steel necklace
<worn on torso>          a worn, black t-shirt
<worn on left finger>    a silver wedding band
<worn on left finger>    a silver wave-carved ring
<worn as belt>           a black leather belt
<worn around body>       a black button-down overshirt
<worn on legs>           a pair of blue denim jeans
<worn on feet>           a dusty pair of black leather workboots
[/derail]

[Saellyn]

You are Joey Button
Keywords:  Joey Button brown-haired green-eyed short
Sdesc: The brown-haired, green-eyed man
Objective: Join the National Guard
Long Description: The brown-haired, green-eyed man plays Armageddon here.
You are 20 years and 8 days ole,
which by your appearance is adult.
You are 66 inches tall, and weigh about 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is average,
   your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is average.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 130(130), you have 150(150) mana, you have 110(112) stamina,
and 130(130_ stun.

You have been playing for one year, roughly.
You are sitting comfortably.
You are currently speaking American English with a Vermont accent.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is sedate.
You are refusing saves on: arrest
You are merciful.
You are watching your monitor.

[ShaLeah]

These were my personal scores and stats 9 years ago:



These are my personal scores and stats now:

You are ShaLeah
Keywords: ShaL Tam Tammy Ma Mommy Mo-om short chunkylicious diva
Sdesc: the short, chunkylicious diva
Objective: To get the two toddlers to sleep through the night in their own bed
Long Description: the short, chunkylicous diva is here, passing out fishes and juice to the toddlers
You are 41 years, 2 months and 30 days old,
which by your race and appearance is middle-aged.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 12 ten-stone.
Your strength is  average, your agility is below average
 your wisdom is pre-menopausal, and your endurance is below average.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 110/(110), you have 57/(120) stamina, and 74/(94) stun.

You have been playing for 10 years, 3 months and 9 hours.
You are sitting on an aluminum, tuscan style chair, at a wooden and burned kitchen table.
You are currently speaking Mommy with a faint New York accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is a work in progress.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, night out without kids and hookers, blow and sangria
You are trying to be merciful.

[Ktavialt]

You are Eric, Associate Attorney of Evil Scumbag Lawyers, LLP
Keywords: eric clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer deathtokittens
Sdesc: the clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer
Objective: Riding on the backs of the bruised and hurting the little guy.
Long Description: The clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer is directing his staff to mail enormous bills to clients.
You are 31 years, 1 months, and 10 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are five feet, nine inches tall, and one-hundred and seventy pounds.
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
  your wisdom is good, your endurance is good, but your sexual endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are a little hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 100 (100), you have 120 (120) stamina, and 120 (120) stun.

You have been playing for about a decade, with a few multiple year breaks.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is neutral.
Your mood is irritable and evil.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: combat.
You are being merciful.

[drunkendwarf]

People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...

[chrisdcoulombe]

You Jealous Dwarf?