Armageddon: Serious business.

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May 04, 2009, 05:34:53 PM
I hope you all appreciate the amount of work that goes into new NPCs for the game staff side. To show you the amount of thought that goes into such, I've decided to post the following brainstorming meeting for new NPCs for House Tor.

Niamh: Erek Tor
Adhira: Derek, Disec, Bisec
Niamh: Gigan
Morgenes: Destruc
Shalooonsh: Vivisec
Niamh: Construc
Shalooonsh: Conduc
Shalooonsh: Regula
Tiernan: Master Baye
Tiernan: Ora, Debaye  (clearly politicians)
Shalooonsh: I think Instiga should be a politican/diplomat as well
Shalooonsh: Media
Tiernan: Procrastina Tor, although she would be held up in the HoK waiting setup forever
Shalooonsh: Diala
Wyx: Lord Templar of Taxes, Inflay Tor
Tiernan: Percola, the Tor barista
Shalooonsh: Termina Tor, the House Tor HR Rep
Adhira: Kraka Tor - explosive temper
Tiernan: Detanate has the explosive temper
Niamh: Lord Templar Inqusi Tor of the Blue
Wyx: Penetray
Shalooonsh: Vibra
Wyx: His cousin, the spy, Infultray
Niamh: Max Fac, the flaming Tor who loves kohl
Wyx: Fornicay
Niamh: Chiroprac?
Niamh: Or the medic, Defibrula
Wyx: Lord Rap Tor
Shalooonsh: Implan Tor
Tzurahro: Impregnay
Adhira: Hiberna
Tzurahro: Experimen
Niamh: Domina
Shabago: Viola
Shabago: Far (smelly bastard)
Shabago: Pain (likes upgrading the Tor Academy)
Tzurahro: Desecray
Niamh: Denomina, the math prodigy
Shabago: Valida - Head of Tor security
Niamh: Mutlia

And so on...

Serious business.
Nessalin: At night, I stand there and watch you sleep.  With a hammer in one hand and a candy cane in the other.  Judging.
May 04, 2009, 05:39:59 PM #1
Niamh: Mutlia
Shabago: Flo - drifts from job to job.
Niamh: I wouldn't want to be Flo.
Tzurahro: Corrup.  I like Corrup.
Shabago: Ejack ola
Shalooonsh: Disconnec
Shalooonsh: (played by Nyr)
Niamh: Simula
Niamh: Or Stimula, hrm.
Tzurahro: Incrimina
Shabago: Flachulay
Shabago: Can I copy/paste this into a GDB post to show the PB how hard we work?
Shalooonsh:  Sure, I'll get the log, and become Edi (Tor)


The whole thing began late one night on immchat when a certain Tor staffer asked for names for a new NPC Tor Lord... and I threw out the idea of naming him "Erek."

About two weeks down the road, the staffer was talking about Tor and mentioned the Lord had been well accepted.  So began the epic...
I seduced the daughters of men
And made the death of them.
I demanded human sacrifices
From the rest of them.
I became the spirit that haunted
And protected them.
And I lived in the tower of flame
But death collected them.
-War is my Destiny, Ill Bill
May 04, 2009, 05:40:22 PM #2
This is the best thread EVER.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 05:42:03 PM #3
Of course, Elimineé, the assassin, is a secret NPC we aren't allowed to know about.
May 04, 2009, 05:45:26 PM #4
And:

Contrac, the builder.
Seeyulay, the ever-absent socializer.
Calculay, the accountant.
Roose, the guy who plays the trumpet and wakes up the Scorpions.
Mor, the tablet-making physician.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 05:46:00 PM #5
Elemeno and Aybeeceedee, twin librarians of Tor.
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.
May 04, 2009, 05:50:53 PM #6
Abduc, the child predator.
Ack, the thespian.
Administray, the House leader.
Alligay, the monster!
Alienay, the man who makes every social scene awkward.
Ancess, the history keeper.
Annotay, the OTHER librarian.
Predah, the hunter.
Animay, the artist.
Aviay, the pilot.
Castray, someone's gotta make the eunuchs for the harem.
Creay, the merchant.
Liberay, the man who values freedom.
Janiy, the cleaner.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 05:53:22 PM #7
Administray, the House leader.


They may be the house leader but I still stand by my assertion that Crea Tor is the house founder.
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently, some would say more correctly." - Jemaine Clement. FOTC.
May 04, 2009, 05:54:28 PM #8
Don't forget Simulay, who pretends to be a Borsail.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
May 04, 2009, 06:15:25 PM #9
Oh god lol. >.<
Rickey's Law: People don't want "A story". They want their story.
May 04, 2009, 07:17:38 PM #10
I love you. All of you. Every single one.

"Terran Tor saw us, Rex!" Says Amos Bynner.
"No Tor to us," declares half-giant Smasher.

THESE JOKES ARE ALL TORIFFIC!

Man, I think I'm loosing brain cells.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
May 04, 2009, 07:30:15 PM #11
Shalooonsh is scary. Viola makes me cross my legs!
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
May 04, 2009, 07:35:56 PM #12
Immoley (krathi)
Procras tina (house fop)
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM #13
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>
Rickey's Law: People don't want "A story". They want their story.
May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM #14
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.
May 04, 2009, 07:49:51 PM #15
May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM #16
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.
Rickey's Law: People don't want "A story". They want their story.
May 04, 2009, 07:54:06 PM #17
Naps Tor - Steals bards from Fale and releases them to the masses for free!
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
May 04, 2009, 07:54:51 PM #18
Tray Tor! He did it! HE'S THE ONE!
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
May 04, 2009, 08:19:30 PM #19
> emote goes into an imaginary drum solo, slamming at several invisible drums with his intangible drumsticks

> shout (drumming) BUT HE WAS STILL TROG TOR!!
Quote from: Niamh on September 24, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
Remember, you're never in trouble if you don't get caught!

Quote from: Wyx on June 28, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
Besides, the players know best
May 04, 2009, 08:31:50 PM #20
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.

I am applying for Instigay Tor.

(Seriously though, you did it wrong. Krabstor doesn't sound like anything.)
May 04, 2009, 08:33:53 PM #21
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.

I am applying for Instigay Tor.

(Seriously though, you did it wrong. Krabstor doesn't sound like anything.)

It sounds like a super-villian. Or an anti-acid.
Quote from: nessalin on July 11, 2016, 02:48:32 PM
Trunk
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hides nipples
May 04, 2009, 08:58:36 PM #22
Quote from: Zoltan on May 04, 2009, 08:33:53 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:51:22 PM
Quote from: Yam on May 04, 2009, 07:44:46 PM
Quote from: Jdr on May 04, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Khrabs Tor - has a fetish for rinthers. >_>

You're not doing it right.

Weak troll is weak.

I am applying for Instigay Tor.

(Seriously though, you did it wrong. Krabstor doesn't sound like anything.)

It sounds like a super-villian. Or an anti-acid.
Or a topical ointment for herpes.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 09:00:39 PM #23
You all forgot Ele Vay and Eskal Ay Tor. Both very ambitious, often trying to rise above their station in the family.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:
May 04, 2009, 09:22:02 PM #24
Quote from: Bushranger on May 04, 2009, 07:54:06 PM
Naps Tor - Steals bards from Fale and releases them to the masses for free!

lol
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.
May 04, 2009, 09:34:25 PM #25
Quote from: Gimfalisette on May 04, 2009, 09:22:02 PM
Quote from: Bushranger on May 04, 2009, 07:54:06 PM
Naps Tor - Steals bards from Fale and releases them to the masses for free!

lol
Yeah that one is the best one.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 09:35:17 PM #26
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May 04, 2009, 09:36:31 PM #27 Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 10:16:08 PM by jcljules
Lord Benefak is a real great patron of the arts.
Lord Collay created the first bronze printing press.
Lord Diktae always gets his way.
Lady Men is the best teacher in the academy.

...and of course the famous Copper War General, Lord Vik.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
May 04, 2009, 09:57:55 PM #28
Quote from: jcljules on May 04, 2009, 09:36:31 PM
Lady Jani cleans the academy.
Lady Ances just refuses to die.
Too late on these.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 04, 2009, 10:16:18 PM #29
What are you talking about?  ::)


...shh.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
May 04, 2009, 11:04:31 PM #30
Too late on most of them, actually. Lots aren't mentioned in this thread.
May 04, 2009, 11:20:47 PM #31
Quote from: Wyx on May 04, 2009, 11:04:31 PM
Too late on most of them, actually. Lots aren't mentioned in this thread.

Moar! MOAR!
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
May 04, 2009, 11:21:32 PM #32
This is the best thread.
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
May 04, 2009, 11:40:56 PM #33 Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 11:42:55 PM by RogueGunslinger
Lord Masterba... >.> You can guess what he does.

Edited to add: Lord Moe. The enabler of the family, get's things going.
May 05, 2009, 12:09:54 AM #34
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on May 04, 2009, 11:40:56 PM
Lord Masterba... >.> You can guess what he does.

Edited to add: Lord Moe. The enabler of the family, get's things going.

Quote from: Shabago on May 04, 2009, 05:34:53 PM
I hope you all appreciate the amount of work that goes into new NPCs for the game staff side. To show you the amount of thought that goes into such, I've decided to post the following brainstorming meeting for new NPCs for House Tor.

Niamh: Erek Tor
Adhira: Derek, Disec, Bisec
Niamh: Gigan
Morgenes: Destruc
Shalooonsh: Vivisec
Niamh: Construc
Shalooonsh: Conduc
Shalooonsh: Regula
Tiernan: Master Baye
Tiernan: Ora, Debaye  (clearly politicians)
Shalooonsh: I think Instiga should be a politican/diplomat as well
Shalooonsh: Media
ETC.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.
May 05, 2009, 12:11:04 AM #35
Lord Mor Tor... in charge of long range, projectile combat.

::) That was the best I could come up with.
May 05, 2009, 12:15:55 AM #36
Quote from: Winterless on May 05, 2009, 12:11:04 AM
Lord Mor Tor... in charge of long range, projectile combat.

::) That was the best I could come up with.
Already done, he's the tablet-maker.

Wow, we're all out of ideas.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 05, 2009, 12:36:17 AM #37
Lady Educa who teaches all the Junior Nobles how to do their thing
Lord Facilita who makes sure the Junior Nobles can do their thing
Lady Fella who makes sure all the people who do well are richly rewarded in the oral tradition of House Tor.
I seduced the daughters of men
And made the death of them.
I demanded human sacrifices
From the rest of them.
I became the spirit that haunted
And protected them.
And I lived in the tower of flame
But death collected them.
-War is my Destiny, Ill Bill
May 05, 2009, 01:10:12 AM #38
Quote from: Shalooonsh on May 05, 2009, 12:36:17 AM
Lady Fella who makes sure all the people who do well are richly rewarded in the oral tradition of House Tor.
New character concept.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 05, 2009, 06:11:20 AM #39
Quote from: Archbaron on May 05, 2009, 01:10:12 AM
Quote from: Shalooonsh on May 05, 2009, 12:36:17 AM
Lady Fella who makes sure all the people who do well are richly rewarded in the oral tradition of House Tor.
New character concept.
Hmm.  It's Zalanthas.  How about Private Fella, the blond-haired, bronze-skinned man?
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
May 05, 2009, 04:54:50 PM #40
Who can forget the house schism between the Regula Tors and the Modera Tors.
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
May 06, 2009, 05:29:54 AM #41
Assen - the yes man of the family
Capitula - +5 morale to enemy forces
Miscegena - left the House to marry an elf to the family's eternal shame
Abbrievia - likes to keep things short
Amputa - don't want to run into this guy in a fight
Emancipa - constantly championing the freedom of slaves much to the embarrassment of the family
Avia - the secret Whiran
Accumula - the greedy one of the family
Exaggera - tall tales champion of Allanak
Flagella - bondage queen of Allanak
Immigra - derogatory name given to somebody marrying into the family
Ambula - always refuses to use a beast or take a carriage anywhere
Inspira - gives the rousing pre-battle speeches
Equivica - fence sitter of the Senate
Hallucina - quite, quite mad

You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink" Dydactylos' philosophical mix of the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans (Small Gods, Terry Pratchett)
May 06, 2009, 12:57:42 PM #42
Quote from: Boggis on May 06, 2009, 05:29:54 AM
Assen - the yes man of the family
Capitula - +5 morale to enemy forces
Miscegena - left the House to marry an elf to the family's eternal shame
Abbrievia - likes to keep things short
Amputa - don't want to run into this guy in a fight
Emancipa - constantly championing the freedom of slaves much to the embarrassment of the family
Avia - the secret Whiran
Accumula - the greedy one of the family
Exaggera - tall tales champion of Allanak
Flagella - bondage queen of Allanak
Immigra - derogatory name given to somebody marrying into the family
Ambula - always refuses to use a beast or take a carriage anywhere
Inspira - gives the rousing pre-battle speeches
Equivica - fence sitter of the Senate
Hallucina - quite, quite mad



That's it! There's the character I want to app!
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:
May 06, 2009, 01:06:31 PM #43
Skele
May 06, 2009, 04:20:10 PM #44
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on May 06, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
Skele

You win. There are very few ways to win Armageddon, but you found one of them.
Quote from: Niamh on September 24, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
Remember, you're never in trouble if you don't get caught!

Quote from: Wyx on June 28, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
Besides, the players know best
May 06, 2009, 04:22:01 PM #45
That made me uber LOL.
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
May 06, 2009, 05:21:29 PM #46
Did anyone get Spek Tay Tor yet?

Likes to watch the other Tors.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:
May 06, 2009, 05:23:01 PM #47
Quote from: deviant storm on May 06, 2009, 05:21:29 PM
Did anyone get Spek Tay Tor yet?

Likes to watch the other Tors.


How about a baby Tor called
Tay Tor, the tot.

Two dwarves get into a small fist-fray over who owns a pile of dung at the roadside.

You think:
     "Get your shit together"
May 06, 2009, 05:32:17 PM #48
Minis goes out to lead devotions.

Insula is the leader of the Anti-Elkran team. They often clash with Conduc.

Ack is always faking it.

Velocirap is always working with the Fales to create a Zalanthanized "Jurassic Park".

Bathwa makes sure the tubs are always full.

Frankfur just loves tandu sausage.
May 06, 2009, 05:36:40 PM #49
Too late on the Skele, too. But props for also thinking of it.
May 06, 2009, 08:14:16 PM #50
World, the traveler
So if you're tired of the same old story
Oh, turn some pages. - "Roll with the Changes," REO Speedwagon
May 07, 2009, 12:05:46 AM #51
Lord Real, envoy to Nenyuk.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
May 07, 2009, 12:13:44 AM #52
Lord Cha - Who inspired this RUN DMC song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSMvFP6mdg
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
May 07, 2009, 12:19:23 AM #53
Caveat-Emp, unscrupulous dealer
So if you're tired of the same old story
Oh, turn some pages. - "Roll with the Changes," REO Speedwagon
May 07, 2009, 05:08:07 PM #54
Warlord Protec, bastion of Vrun Driath.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
(10:00:49 PM) Gimf: Yes, you sentence? I sentence often.
May 07, 2009, 06:35:05 PM #55
Haha, but it would be tough to find a good noble Tor name anyway. Unlike with say, Fale.
Quote from: Rahnevyn on March 09, 2009, 03:39:45 PM
Clans can give stat bonuses and penalties, too. The Byn drop in wisdom is particularly notorious.
May 07, 2009, 06:43:44 PM #56
Yew Fale.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
May 07, 2009, 07:12:15 PM #57
Fale names now?

Well you can't beat Lord Fullo Fale
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
May 07, 2009, 07:25:24 PM #58
Lord Ehpique Fale.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
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