...the blow is deftly deflected by the armor...

[Moofassa]

I deftly deflect women with my 14-pack of abs on a daily basis.

[Yokunama]

You might be wielding a spear and see "you viciously leap towards the man, but your blow is deflected by his tough chitin codpiece" and such nonsense.

Secret: Balls of steel.

[RogueGunslinger]

A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a blow.

[Gunnerblaster]

A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a "blow".

I see what you did there.



Edited to add:
Wait... Maybe my own perverted imagination made me see that. Here - Let me fix it.

[RogueGunslinger]

I'm more clever than I thought.

[Moofassa]

No you're not. I am.

[Gagula]

I've actually seen this kind of stuff....more from slashing than piercing weapons though....it has to do with the angles and all.

[Archbaron]

Chuck Norris deftly deflects parries your blow with the fist behind his beard.

[Bushranger]

Balls of steel! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClVmmndCZFI

[SMuz]

A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a "blow".

I see what you did there.



Edited to add:
Wait... Maybe my own perverted imagination made me see that. Here - Let me fix it.

Oh, damn, now you made me see it. I can't emote dodging a blow from a female now without laughing out loud OOCly.

:keeps ~shield over his groin, deflecting the female's blow thrust swing.

[Synthesis]

A tough chitin codpiece could certainly deflect a "blow".

I see what you did there.



Edited to add:
Wait... Maybe my own perverted imagination made me see that. Here - Let me fix it.

Oh, damn, now you made me see it. I can't emote dodging a blow from a female now without laughing out loud OOCly.

:keeps ~shield over his groin, deflecting the female's blow thrust swing.

Fail.