You know you are addicted to Arm when ...

Started by AJM, December 04, 2008, 07:12:48 PM

I forgot how many times I used small and large irl.

You say with a scoff, "Pffth. That's easily over a large."
The female replies with a blinkity blink, "Over a large ... what?"








yes, I might've walked into something else here now.

Quote from: Ganja on September 19, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
When you're texting somebody and type the message out with you're characters 'accent'.

Krath, I thought I was alone.

Doing this has taught me, however, that my mother is far more net savvy than I thought... she responded with 'lolwut' and then that stupid icon-cat face.  Then she tried to sell me WoW gold, cheap.

My soul withered and died that day.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.

Quote from: Malifaxis on September 20, 2010, 11:22:53 AM
Quote from: Ganja on September 19, 2010, 06:43:50 PM
When you're texting somebody and type the message out with you're characters 'accent'.

Krath, I thought I was alone.

Doing this has taught me, however, that my mother is far more net savvy than I thought... she responded with 'lolwut' and then that stupid icon-cat face.  Then she tried to sell me WoW gold, cheap.

My soul withered and died that day.
lolwut :3
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Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

:3 is supposed to be a cat face?

I always thought it had something to do with teabagging.
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I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Looks like a walrus.
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

September 20, 2010, 07:21:12 PM #805 Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 07:25:17 PM by FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit
I'm a wannabe poet. I have a degree in creative writing, I'm planning on going to grad school for poetry, I'm a crazy pipe-dreamer, so on and so forth. People know this about me, and are interested in it. I just got a new job that has a two-week training process, and I've gotten pretty close to the 45 other people I'm training with. During lunch breaks and other down time, I take out my notebook and scribble down lines and rough drafts of poems. People sometimes come over and ask to see what I'm writing. I shake my head and say, "No. I'm sorry, but I'm very particular about not letting people see my unfinished work." I hide behind the smokescreen of the stereotypical tempermental artist.

Little do they know that all the poetry I've been writing lately is in-character, written for a quasi-bard character I'm planning. Hopefully nobody will get bold and steal my notebook, or sneak a peek while I'm in the can. They'll likely be very, very confused.
EvilRoeSlade wrote:
QuoteYou find a bulbous root sac and pick it up.
You shout, in sirihish:
"I HAVE A BULBOUS SAC"
QuoteA staff member sends:
     "You are likely dead."


Now it looks like an uncircumcised penis.
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

Quote from: Synthesis on September 20, 2010, 06:28:26 PM
:3 is supposed to be a cat face?

I always thought it had something to do with teabagging.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Back on track.

When you should be asleep.

Tomorrow is a big day, but for whatever reason, your still engaged in online action.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

When your "~"-key gets so worn it doesn't wanna work anymore.
Modern concepts of fair trials and justice are simply nonexistent in Zalanthas. If you are accused, you are guilty until someone important decides you might be useful. It doesn't really matter if you did it or not.

Quote from: Dan on September 20, 2010, 11:10:22 PM
Back on track.

When you should be asleep.

Tomorrow is a big day, but for whatever reason, your still engaged in online action.
Dear God, help me.

This.
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Discord:The7DeadlyVenomz#3870

Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on September 21, 2010, 07:05:54 PM
Quote from: Dan on September 20, 2010, 11:10:22 PM
Back on track.

When you should be asleep.

Tomorrow is a big day, but for whatever reason, your still engaged in online action.
Dear God, help me.

This.

"It's 2 am... I have to be up for class by 5 am. Less than 5 hours of sleep is bad, so I should just power through and deal with it."
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

Yes! Hah! I felt so alone!
Wynning since October 25, 2008.

Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Discord:The7DeadlyVenomz#3870

Quote from: Wolfsong on September 21, 2010, 07:16:07 PM
Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on September 21, 2010, 07:05:54 PM
Quote from: Dan on September 20, 2010, 11:10:22 PM
Back on track.

When you should be asleep.

Tomorrow is a big day, but for whatever reason, your still engaged in online action.
Dear God, help me.

This.

"It's 2 am... I have to be up for class by 5 am. Less than 5 hours of sleep is bad, so I should just power through and deal with it."

I use this excuse frequently. My logic is, 6 hours of sleep, or 1, I'm still going to be tired as balls.
All the world will be your enemy. When they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you; digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.

When you have a really neat trip planned, it is going to be a lot of fun, and you are really looking forward to it....and the one thing that is keeping it from being perfect is the lack of reliable internet connection...and that *really* bothers you.
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---
Inara: "Thank you for the wine. It's very... fresh."

Mal: "To Kaylee, and her inter-engine fermentation system."

Quote from: The7DeadlyVenomz on September 21, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
Yes! Hah! I felt so alone!

Really glad you are back playing again, man. Where are all the colors?
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

...when you make character after character saying, "Okay, this is just a casual off-peak throw-away role," and you keep ending up attached, involved and terribly depressed when they die.

Designs of proceeding characters exceeds characters played up until the current.
"Brain wave, main wave"
Psycho got a high kick
Collect and select
Show me your best set

When you come back after a 2.5 year "break" due to life, and still consider it just a "break".

Speaking of... I'm Back.
When we found her Marnlee mornin',
Hoofprints walking up her back
There were empties by her war braids
And sixty-five dead carru in a stack.

~ Unknown - Heru Got Runover by a Carru

Quote from: DrunkenSalarr on October 07, 2010, 10:56:02 AM
When you come back after a 2.5 year "break" due to life, and still consider it just a "break".

Speaking of... I'm Back.

Wicked.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.

When you see the first 2 letters of someone's last name when you're filing prescriptions are "Oa" and you immediately think, "OASH?!"
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Glad you're back. How's the baby?
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Quote from: Synthesis on September 20, 2010, 06:28:26 PM
:3 is supposed to be a cat face?

I always thought it had something to do with teabagging.

I think I just LifeFailed.

I asked my mother.  She said it wasn't a cat face.

She was teabagging me.

My own mother.
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.

Quote from: Malifaxis on October 08, 2010, 09:31:13 AM
Quote from: Synthesis on September 20, 2010, 06:28:26 PM
:3 is supposed to be a cat face?

I always thought it had something to do with teabagging.

I think I just LifeFailed.

I asked my mother.  She said it wasn't a cat face.

She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Lol can I quote this?
the heavy-browed, big-elbowed dwarf says in sirihish, glancing back at his ruined argosy, then back at you
"Ahm na' happy"

you say in sirihish, puzzledly
"then which one are you?"