Shame (the opposite of bragging)

[Wolfsong]

R-r-r-ranger quit.

[Kaiden]

Once some IMM animated NPC subdued me and dragged my halfway across the salt flats with my ranger. I broke free and ran away. Fresh out of stanima with the creature running back to get me. I quickly
emote digs a hole and hides under the sand.
quit
x

I would have gone for:

emote ducks and covers
think So long suckers!!!1111
quit
x

[Euphoric Nightmare]

Roommate in college convinced me to play a rukkian shortly after I first begun playing arm. '98 or so.
So we could team up and start a guild of sorts.

This is my first magiker char ever.

One day, stoned out of my mind, was sitting in the temples in Tuluk.
When I get it into my head that its really boring just sitting here praticing the spells.
Then it hit me, the greatest idea ever, mind you I was higher than a kite.
Head to a tavern,
looked about and shouted "Long live ruk and roll!!!'
cast quake
repeat

Yep, I was behind the rukkian that destroyed Flints.  

Was absolutely hillarious how Flint kept runing in and out of the tavern and getting knocked off his feet.
I was chased out of town by a IMM led mob and eventually caught, exhausted , out of mana, and strung up.

[HavokBlue]

>playing a rukkian
>stoned out of my mind

I see what you did there.

[Bogre]

>playing a rukkian
>stoned out of my mind

I see what you did there.

And here I was playing Whirans to get high...

[Tisiphone]

And krathis to get stoked, and vivaduans to get juiced, and elkrans for the charge, and drovians for the black beauties, and nilazi to consort with evil and have your soul consumed by a demon.

[burble]

The blackwing tribe created a punishment pit for my long lived blackwing warrior 
He escaped and died in the process. (Attacked a npc, didn't have the heart to attack my pc tribemates).

If blackwing is still there, my great contribution to the game world.

[Twilight]

I managed to get a promotion, was going to be in a very cool situation, and then died having only told 1 person about the promotion.   

[Booya]

I managed to get a promotion, was going to be in a very cool situation, and then died having only told 1 person about the promotion.  

That person told everyone she could, though, and everyone commiserated.

Small consolation, though, I know.

[Fathi]

I managed to get a promotion, was going to be in a very cool situation, and then died having only told 1 person about the promotion.  

That person told everyone she could, though, and everyone commiserated.

Small consolation, though, I know.

I was bummed out for like an RL day over that.

[Agent Noun]

My first day logged onto my first noble, a few years ago, I decided, "Y'know, I'm talking with a templar about some sensitive stuff. I think I should barrier up."

Yeah. There's no way to look dignified passed out on the floor of a swanky tavern, no matter how much silk you're wearing.

[Bogre]

My first day logged onto my first noble, a few years ago, I decided, "Y'know, I'm talking with a templar about some sensitive stuff. I think I should barrier up."

Yeah. There's no way to look dignified passed out on the floor of a swanky tavern, no matter how much silk you're wearing.

Sure there is. Wake up, blame the heat, and slap your toady who was supposed to be fanning you.

[Iiyola]

Could be worse. They could've stripped ya.

Did they?

[Agent Noun]

Could be worse. They could've stripped ya.

Did they?

Would've been a much better story.

"Hey, cousin. Did I ever tell you about the time I passed out with that High Templar? And I could never find my pants again after that? Yeah. I liked those pants, too."

[evilcabbage]

My first day logged onto my first noble, a few years ago, I decided, "Y'know, I'm talking with a templar about some sensitive stuff. I think I should barrier up."

Yeah. There's no way to look dignified passed out on the floor of a swanky tavern, no matter how much silk you're wearing.

Code Select Expand

barrier
You suffer from use of the way
Your vision goes black.

em Swooning, @ collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

Swooning, the supple-skinned, viridian-eyed man collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

[Fathi]

Back before I knew a lot about the game's syntax, I knew you could target people with ~2.guy and sit at 4.table but I would always forget to do it.

So once, I walked into 'wagon' instead of '2.wagon' and somehow, perhaps because I already had the commands stacked, I walked right past the wagon's guards without any movement delay.

I then had to explain how the fuck I got there to some very unhappy, bewildered people who'd previously been engaged in an... ahem, intimate encounter.

Newbs have the best luck.

[Iiyola]

My first day logged onto my first noble, a few years ago, I decided, "Y'know, I'm talking with a templar about some sensitive stuff. I think I should barrier up."

Yeah. There's no way to look dignified passed out on the floor of a swanky tavern, no matter how much silk you're wearing.

Code Select Expand

barrier
You suffer from use of the way
Your vision goes black.

em Swooning, @ collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

Swooning, the supple-skinned, viridian-eyed man collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

XD!

[Agent Noun]

My first day logged onto my first noble, a few years ago, I decided, "Y'know, I'm talking with a templar about some sensitive stuff. I think I should barrier up."

Yeah. There's no way to look dignified passed out on the floor of a swanky tavern, no matter how much silk you're wearing.

Code Select Expand

barrier
You suffer from use of the way
Your vision goes black.

em Swooning, @ collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

Swooning, the supple-skinned, viridian-eyed man collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

How did you know my noble's sdesc!? He was always so proud that his skin was the supplest.

[evilcabbage]

Mind bender evil cabbage knows all.

[reverendjeffy]

Umm... because I just remembered Arm after all these years... playing Octavian Meleth, a "nice" templar that managed to get promoted, probably because the Imms loved the absurdity of having such an idiot arbitrarily dictating what happened in Allanak.

[Dar]

Considering that you were honored to be the place where they drop off all the corpses, amongst other ... less important things. I'd say Imms hated you

[reverendjeffy]

Considering that you were honored to be the place where they drop off all the corpses, amongst other ... less important things. I'd say Imms hated you

More like I actively chose the surname....

[Zoan]

I always presumed Meleth was the first name, haha.

[reverendjeffy]

I will by quiet for a year but... I laughed. Purely because it seems like, if I'm enough of a dunce, other people follow suit.

[i can haz mantis]

My first day logged onto my first noble, a few years ago, I decided, "Y'know, I'm talking with a templar about some sensitive stuff. I think I should barrier up."

Yeah. There's no way to look dignified passed out on the floor of a swanky tavern, no matter how much silk you're wearing.

Code Select Expand

barrier
You suffer from use of the way
Your vision goes black.

em Swooning, @ collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

Swooning, the supple-skinned, viridian-eyed man collapses out of his seat with a wrist on his forehead, letting out a soft, svelte groan.

I was there for that. I was like  and LOL'd.