Zalanthas Pick-up lines

[Vessol]

Post your favorite pick-up lines or make up ones that could be used in the Armageddon world. Try to imagine yourself as a hawt bard with a smooth charm, or a mousy bynner who studders(males and female).
I will start-

"Your as sweet as ginka."
"Nice ass, wanna kank?"
"Baby, I wanna ride you like a kank all night"
"They call it half-giant for a reason"
"Are you a vividan? Because you are already making me wet."
"You know, I am a rukken."
"Is that a salt worm or are you just happy to see me?"


Think up more!

[LauraMars]

What is a rukken.

[Hymwen]

Try google for images: rukken. The first picture will explain. Google speaks the truth.

[Ender]

Here are some more practical Zalanthan pick up lines

"I haven't gone a month without food or water."
"I produce hearty and healthy children."
"You needn't worry about me, I'm a survivor."

And ofcourse, the pick up line that works anywhere, no matter if it's on Earth or Zalanthas:
"I have a job and money."

For those who are looking for one night stands:

"I'm sterile/will pay for the mul mix."

[Hymwen]

"I am a templar"

[jhunter]

"I can assure you this will have you walking again."

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

(Note: must be a bard)
"Hey, ladies. How's about a bawdy piece for a piece of body?"

[Dresan]

say (looking into %male/female eyes) How much?

[jstorrie]

say (holding ~waterskin aloft) I will trade this for vagina.

[marko]

say (pointing under the table with an elegant flourish) It is time to serve your Lord personally.