A crap idea...

[Spoon]

Personally, I'm not one for PCs having coded shit. I can see quite a lot could be done with animals doing this every so often, but implementing it in PCs is possibly going a little too far. You can emote doing a crap if you want, but I don't think you need an item to prove it.

[Tlaloc]

This thread is seriously silly, because it's serious, and also silly.

But if PC shitting gets implemented, I demand the following:

Shit-stained items
A "he/she smells like shit" sniff flag
The option of shitting on people, possibly with a hit/miss roll
Sun-baked shit-balls for use in slingshots

Shit-stained items flags are already in place. Join the T'zai Byn (or lurk in shitty areas) for more information. Additionally, if the monkey in you rears its ugly head, I encourage you to experiment with the throwability of manure/dung objects in-game.

[Hot_Dancer]

However, this project got shelved as we realized every single animal in the world would need to have the script attached to it, and as silly as it sounds: the sheer number of animals crapping on ginka might have actually eaten up processor power, and lagged up the system.

Did anyone else shoot a beverage out of their nose when they read this?

Hot Dancer

[flurry]

Maybe someone said this already and I overlooked it, but it would be neat to have this somehow tied into tracking animals.

I realize you can RP out finding animal scat along with its tracks, but having it coded somehow would be nifty.

[Cegar]

However, this project got shelved as we realized every single animal in the world would need to have the script attached to it, and as silly as it sounds: the sheer number of animals crapping on ginka might have actually eaten up processor power, and lagged up the system.

Did anyone else shoot a beverage out of their nose when they read this?

Hot Dancer

Yup.

[Intrepid]

This is one of the things I'd rather not be forced to roleplay out.

I agree with Cuusardo.

As hilarious as the defecating animal idea is, you guys are way too fascinated with your own feces.  I would recommend half the folks on this thread to marry tubgirl.

[Vynestra]

This thread seriously needs a disclaimer or rating on it

That being said, if a templar or noble deficate and a commoner deficates who's shit wouldn't stink?  :lol:

[Cegar]

The elf's.

[Fnord]

Now we're at the "Hey, look, we can simulate LIFE!" stage.

This excites me.  

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

Now we're at the "Hey, look, we can simulate LIFE!" stage.

This excites me.  

SimDesert.