Non Karma Guilds.

Started by Thunder Lord, July 26, 2005, 10:22:47 PM

A newbie warrior will beat the ass of every other human ranger/assassin, sorry...
A rusty brown kank explodes into little bits.

Someone says, out of character:
     "I had to fix something in this zone.. YOU WEREN'T HERE 2 minutes ago :)"

plus skin and cook the assasin\ranger\...etc(but I wonder what will happen vs. a halfgiant merchant,tailor,servant)

hmm.. merchants are ridiculous because they don't have a weapon skill... it would be luck, I guess... half giant gets a luck hit or two.... you're fucked. you start off with a high defense and meet a clumsy half giant that is too slow and clumsy to hit you without a weapon skill... and the human warrior will kick the half-giant merchants ass.

God, this sounds like it was taken from a hack 'n slash forum... *hides*
A rusty brown kank explodes into little bits.

Someone says, out of character:
     "I had to fix something in this zone.. YOU WEREN'T HERE 2 minutes ago :)"

I think Mansa should be a non-karma class, All they get is uber dancing skills.
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Quote from: "Nao"Nao answered hmm.. merchants are ridiculous because they don't have a weapon skill... it would be luck, I guess... half giant gets a luck hit or two.... you're fucked. you start off with a high defense and meet a clumsy half giant that is too slow and clumsy to hit you without a weapon skill... and the human warrior will kick the half-giant merchants ass.

God, this sounds like it was taken from a hack 'n slash forum... *hides*.
Quote from: "Ritley"First ritley wrote Well, I  would whoop yo's ass with me uber-merchant's beat that!


It was kinda a joke, but whatever.................... :P

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Quote from: "Nao"Nao answered hmm.. merchants are ridiculous because they don't have a weapon skill... it would be luck, I guess... half giant gets a luck hit or two.... you're fucked. you start off with a high defense and meet a clumsy half giant that is too slow and clumsy to hit you without a weapon skill... and the human warrior will kick the half-giant merchants ass.

God, this sounds like it was taken from a hack 'n slash forum... *hides*.
Quote from: "Ritley"First ritley wrote Well, I  would whoop yo's ass with me uber-merchant's beat that!


It was kinda a joke, but whatever.................... :P



 Merchant/Thug  Youse gonna buy this fone piece o merchandice or am I gonna have ta rea arrange youses face.
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oh yeah! Prove it!

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Yeah. I'm gonna agree with whoever said that Warriors are dangerous. Because it's true! There is freakin' NOTHING more dangerous than a n00bie warrior that just spent all 800 starting sid on 5 weapons and some sort of heavy armor. Those guys are DANGEROUS[/b]!! One time there was this noob that (as I personally witnessed) survived 3 crimflag insta-beatings in a day, including one at the gates involving at least 5 halfgiants that hadn't had theif coffee.
Worse yet, I could swear the fucker was out to get my brand new character who had no weapons or combat skills.

If there's something that should have the karma bumped up on it, it's definately the warrior and not the "shady guilds."

Actually, as long as I said the words "shady guilds", I've got another amusing anecdote. I had an assassin who went through the Atrium, and carried an instrument with him everywhere rather than a shortsword or dagger. Yep. Didn't make no sense in the concept or the background, but I LOOOOOVES me assassins!
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No Halfhuman. They aren't going to bump warrior karma.

And besides. Bard is code for assassin nowadays, isn't it?
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Quote from: "Maybe42or54"No Halfhuman. They aren't going to bump warrior karma.

And besides. Bard is code for assassin nowadays, isn't it?

Actually, I think having a few players here and there twinking the shady classes like burglars and assassins, or even warriors... kinda adds to the feel/reality of the game ;) heh... to a certain extent.  I say this because it allows for a bit of chaos, mayhem, and action that is supposed to be prominent in Zalanthas... allowing some spaz here or there run wild trying to steal and murder throughout the city can make things fun, in my opinion... so yeah, forget the karma for those classes.  :lol:

Oh yeah, and Bards are supposed to be like a jack of all trades... so while I admire the unique type of Bards that have come out of New Tuluk... the Bard subguild can still be a good tool for creating those swashbuckling characters that are fun to play...dotdotdot

Bard is Still keyword for Assassin anyway, last I checked.

I agree. Like one great Imm said. "Who will feed the scrabs?"
Quote from: Shoka Windrunner on April 16, 2008, 10:34:00 AM
Arm is evil.  And I love it.  It's like the softest, cuddliest, happy smelling teddy bear in the world, except it is stuffed with meth needles that inject you everytime

Quote from: "Sokotra"Actually, I think having a few players here and there twinking the shady classes like burglars and assassins, or even warriors... kinda adds to the feel/reality of the game ;) heh...

I agree.  Ironically more experienced players are better at doing this than newbies as they know how to be truly idiotic, reckless, twinkish in a way that warrants admiration.  I equate this to high school freshmen and seniors.  The freshman are lame because they don't know how to be cool, the seniors are lame because they just don't care.   :wink:

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Bard does not always equal assassin, contrary to what most people believe.
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