hoe's in da club

[pervert]

Hey, in the Luirs tavern, is there any way to, ah, how to phrase this, buy female compeny, in the Kuraci Pleasure Den?

I need a girlfriend.... :oops:

[wizturbo]

Wish up.  Don't expect an imm to get into crazy mudsex (although some might, who knows, we've got some kinky staff members *Grins*) but i'm sure they'll be able to help relieve you of some coin and give ya some fun in exchange for it.

Beyond that, you could always do so virtually.

[SRB]

Beyond that, you could always do so virtually.

I would probably suggest doing this before actually wishing up to staff members.

I don't think most would be inclined to giving you oral pleasure.  :twisted:

You could always find a pc in-game though and make an offer to them. Wouldn't hurt.  :wink:

[Bestatte]

Beyond that, you could always do so virtually.

I would probably suggest doing this before actually wishing up to staff members.

I don't think most would be inclined to giving you oral pleasure.  :twisted:

You could always find a pc in-game though and make an offer to them. Wouldn't hurt.  :wink:

Well unless you run into that f-me porcelain-skinned curvy busty raven-haired beauty who just happens to have that vagina dentata mutation goin on....

[Ktavialt]

Well unless you run into that f-me porcelain-skinned curvy busty raven-haired beauty who just happens to have that vagina dentata mutation goin on....

Vagina dentata mutation... not only do I not know what that is... I have
absolutely no inclination to ask someone to explain to me what that may
be either. In fact, please don't, I plan on having sex at least a few more
times in my life.

- Ktavialt

[Angela Christine]

Well unless you run into that f-me porcelain-skinned curvy busty raven-haired beauty who just happens to have that vagina dentata mutation goin on....

I bet she doesn't get much repeat buisness.


AC

[cyberpatrol_735]

I'm going to be the one to ruin your lunch/supper/etc..

Did a little lookup of the middle word since we all know what the first word and the last word are.. (we hope you do)

dentate

\Den"tate\, Dentated \Den"ta*ted\, a. [L. dentatus, fr. dens, dentis, tooth.] 1. (Bot.) Toothed; especially, with the teeth projecting straight out, not pointed either forward or backward; as, a dentate leaf.

Creepy.. There's your answer.

[sacac]

Get a pc.

[Angela Christine]

I'm going to be the one to ruin your lunch/supper/etc..

Did a little lookup of the middle word since we all know what the first word and the last word are.. (we hope you do)

dentate

\Den"tate\, Dentated \Den"ta*ted\, a. [L. dentatus, fr. dens, dentis, tooth.] 1. (Bot.) Toothed; especially, with the teeth projecting straight out, not pointed either forward or backward; as, a dentate leaf.

Creepy.. There's your answer.

Not so fast, the combined phrase yields much more amusing results.

This one is pretty tame, from famous Dr. Dean Edel:
http://www.healthcentral.com/DrDean/Deanfulltexttopics.cfm?ID=13198  


This one is more comprehensive and includes some major dissing of Freud, but may not be safe for work or around parents:
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/


If you want to see the history of the concept on the GDB, do a search for "dentata".  It has come up more often than one might expect.

If you want to be scarred for life, do a google image search for "vagina dentata" but don't blame me if you feel the need to poke your eyes out afterwards.  

Nature's chastity belt!


AC

[cyberpatrol_735]

This one is more comprehensive and includes some major dissing of Freud, but may not be safe for work or around parents:
http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/vagina-dentata/

Nice.. erm.. pictures anyone?

Sick..

[Vanth]

Sure, I'll animate one of these babes.  And then give you a venereal disease.

[cyberpatrol_735]

Sure, I'll animate one of these babes.  And then give you a venereal disease.

*snickers*

While that would be funny, its not a known disease on Zalanthas so.. bam! .. er.. is it?  :?:

*grins at Vanth*

Bring it on

Anyway, since the question was answered, I'll leave this post..

[Rhyden]

For the love of Krath and all that's (I thought was) holy, just stop! Just no, guys, no. Somebody lock this thread before I have to gorge my eyes out.

Sincerely,
-Rhyden

[John]

That's what you get for following one of ACs links On the upside, vagina dentata is a phrase that actually exists in real life. I thought it was one of ACs creations (I think if you do a search you'll find AC was the original person to bring it up).

[Angela Christine]

That's what you get for following one of ACs links On the upside, vagina dentata is a phrase that actually exists in real life. I thought it was one of ACs creations (I think if you do a search you'll find AC was the original person to bring it up).

That is a filthy lie, you Australian scoundral!  If you actually did a search you'd see that Cyrin was the first to use the phrase, here:  http://www.zalanthas.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=3230  I merely said "vaginal teeth".


AC

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

By the way, it's spelled 'ho'.
A 'hoe' is a gardening tool, and would be fairly useless in a club, I imagine.

[Rhyden]

FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit (Try saying that ten times fast), good point, I actually first read this string thinking it was about gardening tools and bludgeoning weapons!  :shock:   Tee hee.