Author Topic: Half-giants breeding  (Read 5004 times)

Dan

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Its odd.
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2002, 12:07:22 AM »
I've said it before... I find Angela strangely attractive... go figure.
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Pale Horse

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Half-giants breeding
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2002, 12:14:43 AM »
You people seriously disturb me...

I need all the sleep I can get lately, and with the mental images of half-giants and AC, coupled with the thought of 'the dirty' happening, I'm afraid to close my eyes...
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Marc

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Half-giants breeding
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2002, 12:21:19 AM »
Thats what you get for being Mormon.  By having to pay that 10% tithe, you have to work so much more, which leaves less time for sleep.  Religion is catching up with you my friend.
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EvilRoeSlade

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Re: Its odd.
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2002, 12:21:45 AM »
Quote from: "Dan"
I've said it before... I find Angela strangely attractive... go figure.


Well, I found that tentacled girly strangely attractive.  I'd say your the bigger freak though :P
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tland

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Half-giants breeding
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2002, 02:13:41 AM »
*Goes to hunt for his HG woman*

>HP[162/162] Sta[156/156] S[171/171]

the tawny stubble-faced halfling says:in southern accented sirihish:: " smuggle me baby!"

>HP[162/162] Sta[156/156] S[171/171]

the obese over-indowed half-giant dodges nimbly avoiding the tawny stubble-faced halfling's sex

>HP[162/162] Sta[156/156] S[171/171]

the tawny stubble-faced halfling's lunge does frightening damage to the obese over-indowed half-giants abdomen

You feel sick.

>HP[162/162] Sta[156/156] S[171/171]

>stat

Born into a life of slavery Boobsie was trained to be a courtisan from childhood, the only half-giant prostitute in history.
Has no brothers or sisters or living family.
Currently property of lord malaclypse borsail.

Your encumbrance is very light.
You are:
A member of the whores of Allanak, jobs:
You are affected by::
Pregnancy
Relationship to the land is neutral.
You are currently speaking sirihish.
You are resting.
You are not refusing saves (nosave off).
You are not being merciful.

>HP[162/162] Sta[156/156] S[171/171]

>score

You are Boobsie, a member of the Whores of Allanak.
Sdesc: the obese over-indowed half-giant
Objective: to give birth to an army of halflings
Long Description: the obese over-indowed half-giant is here doing the dirty
Code Generated Long Description.

You are 32 years, 0 months, and 123 days old,
 which by your race and appearance is young.
You are 150 inches tall, and weigh 27 ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is above average,
  your wisdom is good, and your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are neither hungry nor thirsty.
Your health is 162(162), you have 156(156) stamina, and 171(171) stun.

You have been playing for 0 days and 4 hours.
You are resting.
You are currently speaking sirihish.

>HP[162/162] Sta[156/156] S[171/171]


**cackles evily as he returns to thinking up new sick charactor concepts**
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Callisto

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Oh for christs sake..
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2002, 04:00:21 AM »
You people are sick, I'm not kidding and I'm not posting this in an attempt to be witty. I post on Quake 3 forums so you can be sure I've seen a lot of really disgusting topics, but when you start bringing situations which involve halflings being stuffed up a half-giants crotch to light...

I'm serious, you people really need to spend some time away from the game if this is the kind of stuff you think of and, for whatever asinine reason, feel inclined to post on the general discussion board. Hell, we've sunk this far, someone start making with the snuff furry porn links and we will effectively be the only community more demented then the goth poets with geocities websites.

Why do I always find these repulsive topics just before I'm about to eat? AC is behind this whole mess, she has to be...
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Half-giants breeding
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2002, 09:14:49 AM »
Everyone shutup about 'being sick'

I think we just found MasterZ the next idea for a Baobob comic!
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« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2002, 11:17:50 AM »
It's all in good fun Callisto! I'm not sure how many of us take it seriously. At least I don't, and I never actually got a "picture" of the situation mentioned... I just left it in text...

Impska

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Half-giants breeding
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2002, 08:38:25 PM »
Yeah... serious freaks of nature tend to spontaneously abort in the womb.

Isn't there a stat somewhere that says something like one third of all pregnancies abort in the first trimester, most before a woman even realizes she's pregnant? Don't quote me on that number, mind you. Making babies is just an imperfect art, though. I would expect a human half-giant mix would have a reasonably high level of this sort of thing.
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