Author Topic: Lamest Deaths?  (Read 2219 times)


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Re: Lamest Deaths?
« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2018, 03:11:55 PM »
Back when Tembo were scary...I had a 40 day maxed out warrior, get killed by a tembo in two rounds before I could do anything. This was before the Reel code too..

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Re: Lamest Deaths?
« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2018, 11:51:51 AM »
My very first character was a Runner in the Byn. A classic chalton boots, bone studded backpack, I-typed-sleep-and-i-can't-figure-out-how-to-wake-up Runner.

He gets invited out on a ride with two experienced Bynners. One of them says "Woah, don't go south." I decide I want to see this thing that is so scary, so I type "l s", but don't quite press the "l" hard enough.

A brief second of confusion followed by two screens of spiders piling on this newbie Runner.

Beeeeeeep.  :'(
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Re: Lamest Deaths?
« Reply #52 on: December 15, 2018, 01:12:26 PM »
This is why I (almost) always type "lo <direction>".
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Re: Lamest Deaths?
« Reply #53 on: December 19, 2018, 03:38:49 PM »
Granper my dirty old man character got killed being escorted by the brand new Kurac fist sergeant..

Also I joined the Borsail Wyverns and our sergeant took us north and I knew the place they took us would end badly but I didn't know IC so we all died.. lol


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Re: Lamest Deaths?
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2019, 03:17:46 AM »
In my early days I would explore and simply get trapped in sandstorms and run out of water. Sitting in blinding sand is thirsty work.

I've had a couple of lame and/or weird deaths of note but they were so long ago, I can't remember.
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