Author Topic: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas  (Read 1491 times)

perfecto

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2018, 04:06:09 AM »
The twitchy, slack-jawed man lets him by without aggro, out of respect.

Hahahahahahahaha  ;D
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James de Monet

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2018, 02:00:41 AM »
His Hall of Kings has actual kings in it, waiting for his attention.

When he types ‘follow me’ everyone does.

He has unlocked the ‘craft brew’ skill tree, and made it delicious.

His tents come pre-rolled with a Muarki party inside.

And when he dies, the mantis bows its head in reverence.
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Pale Horse

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2018, 03:47:54 AM »
When mantis die, they see his head.
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crymerci

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2018, 10:50:34 AM »

His tents come pre-rolled with a Muarki party inside.


He uses tents as rolling papers.
I think we might need to change World Discussion to Armchair Zalanthan Anthropology.

MeTekillot

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2018, 11:28:10 PM »
He has never missed a bash attempt.
we are here to hack motherfuckers up with bone swords,

Hauwke

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2018, 07:07:36 PM »
When people use the kick command in him, they find themself and the rest of the rooms occupants being kicked instead.

MeTekillot

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2019, 04:23:37 AM »
He does not swiftly dodge your slashes. He does so casually.

He can aim at specific body parts in combat.

He can reel-lock you with emotes.

He doesn't engage in mudsex -- he's leaving some for the rest of us.

Whenever he uses the hide skill, he also disappears from any logs containing him.

He has three movements speeds: saunter, walk, and kill.

If he speaks in a room, anyone present has their listen skill raised to master.

The weight of his words is too heavy for an inix to carry.

His chosen sex in chargen was M -- for Mysterious.

The 'consider' command still works for him. He doesn't need it.

The buxom, brown-haired maidservant will serve him bread. He does not need to ask.

Assess -v does not tell you his condition, height, or weight. It simply says "He stands taller than you.".

He is not holding a weapon, but the assess command still says he is armed.

He can use the poison command on other characters. And on their reputations.

Attempting to use the kill command on him returns "Are you sure?"

we are here to hack motherfuckers up with bone swords,

MeTekillot

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2019, 04:02:05 AM »
He once stored a dwarf with exceptional strength.
we are here to hack motherfuckers up with bone swords,

Cind

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Re: The Most Interesting Man in Zalanthas
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2019, 05:44:28 AM »
When elves attempt to steal from him, they suddenly find that they are naked, except for their chalton boots.
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