Armageddon Pickup Lines

Started by sleepyhead, April 03, 2018, 12:30:21 AM

April 03, 2018, 12:30:21 AM Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 12:33:57 AM by sleepyhead
Hey, baby, are you a warrior? Because you're disarming.

Hey, baby, I must not be a ranger, because I can't quit on you.

Hey, girl, are you Ruk Empowerment? Because you're absolutely incredible in every way.

Girl, I must be a Bynner, because I'm falling for you.

Baby, I must be a templar, because I just have to Cuddle you.

Girl, are you a kryl? Because my cheeks are burning right now.

Hey, baby, are you an Elkrosian? Because when I'm near you, it's electric! (Alternate: Because you're too good to exist!)

Hey, girl, are you a save room? Because I want to stuff you full.

I must be a burglar because I really wanna pick your lock.  8)

Did I do it right?
The Ooze is strong with this one

Quote from: 8bitgrandpa on June 28, 2016, 12:01:20 AM
You are our official hammer, Ooze.

Malachi 2:3


Are you a Faithful? Because I want to disappear forever with you.

I've got a wagon, want to come aboard?
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

I know elves don't ride, but wanna make an exception?

Quote from: Speciation on April 03, 2018, 02:05:56 AM
I know elves don't ride, but wanna make an exception?
Haha, come slither.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

Share some split-tail, I know ya got one on ya girl.
Just having fun.

Hey there baby, want to know why they call it the cuddler?
Try to be the gem in each other's shit.

I'm walking this way, if you'd like to too.  I like climbing slippery dunes.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

Hey baby are you the new hack skill? Because you're lowering my defenses.

Tribal room?
Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.

--Immanuel Kant

Hey baby, are you a mutant? Because--- hey wait don't walk away oh fuck why did I try to bring game-related pickup lines to this bar
Lizard time.


Do you have a heartbeat? Good.