Author Topic: Armageddon Pickup Lines  (Read 451 times)

sleepyhead

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Armageddon Pickup Lines
« on: April 03, 2018, 12:30:21 AM »
Hey, baby, are you a warrior? Because you're disarming.

Hey, baby, I must not be a ranger, because I can't quit on you.

Hey, girl, are you Ruk Empowerment? Because you're absolutely incredible in every way.

Girl, I must be a Bynner, because I'm falling for you.

Baby, I must be a templar, because I just have to Cuddle you.

Girl, are you a kryl? Because my cheeks are burning right now.

Hey, baby, are you an Elkrosian? Because when I'm near you, it's electric! (Alternate: Because you're too good to exist!)

Hey, girl, are you a save room? Because I want to stuff you full.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 12:33:57 AM by sleepyhead »

WanderingOoze

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2018, 12:34:04 AM »
I must be a burglar because I really wanna pick your lock.  8)

Did I do it right?
The Ooze is strong with this one

You are our official hammer, Ooze.

Malachi 2:3

deskoft

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2018, 12:35:23 AM »
LOL YES YOU DID

Kialae

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2018, 12:38:50 AM »
Are you a Faithful? Because I want to disappear forever with you.

ShaiHulud

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2018, 01:47:14 AM »
I've got a wagon, want to come aboard?
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

Speciation

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2018, 02:05:56 AM »
I know elves don't ride, but wanna make an exception?

ShaiHulud

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2018, 02:07:34 AM »
I know elves don't ride, but wanna make an exception?
Haha, come slither.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

Wday

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2018, 01:53:35 AM »
Share some split-tail, I know ya got one on ya girl.
f hardwork never killed anyone, then why take the risk? Abraham Lincoln.

zealus

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2018, 04:30:45 AM »
Hey there baby, want to know why they call it the cuddler?

ShaiHulud

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2018, 05:03:11 AM »
I'm walking this way, if you'd like to too.  I like climbing slippery dunes.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

sleepyhead

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2018, 10:41:03 AM »
Hey baby are you the new hack skill? Because you're lowering my defenses.

Veselka

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2018, 03:03:47 PM »
Tribal room?

Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2018, 03:36:32 PM »
Hey baby, are you a mutant? Because--- hey wait don't walk away oh fuck why did I try to bring game-related pickup lines to this bar
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It's always lizard time.

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Titania

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2018, 04:19:06 PM »
Emote exists and is female.

Strongheart

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2018, 04:24:27 PM »
Do you have a heartbeat? Good.
Die gedanken sind frei.

Akaramu

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Re: Armageddon Pickup Lines
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2018, 05:18:07 PM »
Hi I'm ShaLeah

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