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EvilRoeSlade

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Lube
« on: March 16, 2018, 03:01:05 AM »
What would a Zalanthan use for lubrication? How would it be best to RP this?

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Grapes

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Re: Lube
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2018, 03:05:36 AM »
Gurth fat for anal, otherwise, on your own.
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RogueGunslinger

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Re: Lube
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2018, 03:28:44 AM »
Oil.

Marc

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Re: Lube
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2018, 09:46:57 AM »
Animal fats were the primary real world lubricants up until WW2.  Many pigs, back in the day, were bred for high lard production as opposed to meat.  Until petroleum it was in all ways better than expressing plant based oils for industrial purposes.

On the other end, Ancient Greeks liked olive oil, amirite?

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Re: Lube
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2018, 09:51:59 AM »
Anybody remember the "Butter scene" from "Last Tango in Paris?"
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The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

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Re: Lube
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2018, 10:01:32 AM »
You can buy a bottle sort of perfumed white lube stuff in the bazaar I think would be public IC knowledge, figure we can't point you straight to the shop though :) (There's lots of oils too)
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sleepyhead

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Re: Lube
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2018, 10:05:15 AM »
Oils seem to be a big thing in Zalanthas and now you can press your own, too.

AllanakiLackey

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Re: Lube
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2018, 10:19:49 AM »
There is so much oil in the game right now. The main reason oil-based lube is a no go IRL is because it dissolves latex condoms, which wouldn't seem to be as much of an issue in Zalanthas.
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Akariel

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Re: Lube
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2018, 11:13:29 AM »

Armageddon Lover

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Re: Lube
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2018, 06:52:57 PM »
Ginka Sauce.
You feel euphoric, and a numbness creeps across your body.

boog

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Re: Lube
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2018, 11:51:21 AM »
I second gurth fat.

Some oils might sting depending on what herbs were used and in what part of the process.
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chrisdcoulombe

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Re: Lube
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2018, 04:35:48 PM »
Chuchi oil...lol
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Feco

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Re: Lube
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2018, 10:07:24 PM »
is this real life
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Re: Lube
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2018, 10:49:39 PM »
is this just fantasy
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Re: Lube
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2018, 10:56:14 PM »
Will they tell your story in the end?
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Grapes

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Re: Lube
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2018, 12:06:34 AM »
Look up to the skies and see... I'm just a poor boy, no need for sympathy...
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deskoft

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Re: Lube
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2018, 12:16:42 AM »
It's not a real party until the gurth fatty
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Veselka

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Re: Lube
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2018, 03:02:11 AM »
spit.
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Inks

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Re: Lube
« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2018, 04:14:54 AM »
Grebber tears.
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chrisdcoulombe

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Re: Lube
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2018, 07:28:03 AM »
Easy come, easy go...Any way the wiinnddd blows..
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Refugee

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Re: Lube
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2018, 08:44:57 AM »
The affluent use oils, the poor or more rustic use animal fats.

ShaiHulud

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Re: Lube
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2018, 03:32:20 AM »
*spits in his hand* What are we talking about here?
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