Author Topic: Armageddon Achievements  (Read 3145 times)

Inks

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2018, 12:09:18 PM »
You're the man now dawg: Successfully eliminate a sponsored role for IC reasons.


Everyone has aides: Successfully mudsex 3 different sponsored roles as a noble's aide.


Paint it black: Equip 10 different stealthy pieces of equipment.


Short but sweet: Recieve three kudos as a dwarf pc.
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Tell me more about your Golden Standard of HG Mudsex RP

Namino

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #51 on: January 19, 2018, 12:34:01 PM »
Conservationist - attempt to coup de grace an aggressive animal while forgetting you have mercy on and your whole clan is watching

With a pencil.  A f*cking pencil - forget you're wielding your skinning knife and use it to kill a carru.

He went thataway - help "investigate" a crime you committed
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 01:08:48 PM by Namino »

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2018, 12:22:13 PM »
This is exactly what I wanted to achieve with the Reddit post I made to promote Armageddon and maybe get some new players. If you Reddit please share some of the old stories with us in more detail! Least a year old please.

Here's my Been there, Done that list:

The Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else

The Royal Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation with a Noble or Templar, while banging someone else

The Royal Under-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation, while banging a Noble or Templar.


Glutton for Punishment - Get your max HP beneath 50.

The Ultimate Handwave - Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.


I hate bugs - Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

Welcome to Armageddon! - Die.

“Star-Crossed Lovers”
Accidentally “kiss” someone you’re trying to “kill”.  (This doesn’t happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

“The Full Monty”
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

"...So What Now?"
Get locked in someone's apartment after they quit unexpectedly/go linkdead.

"Clever Girl"
Make a witty movie reference about raptors that surely no one has ever heard before.

"The Obsidian-Haired, Knife-Nosed Templar"
Mistarget a noble or templar in your emote.

IT IS...PRECIOUS TO ME:
Wear an enchanted ring

"Merely a Flesh Wound!"
Get knocked to below 10 hp and live.

"'Tis But a Scratch!"
Die to a hit that "barely grazes" or "nicks" you.

My body is hideous!
Full mudsex session without removing any gear.

Mixed Messages - Talk what you meant to way at a bar, or vice versa.

I'm pretty good at "Oww that stings" Successfully poison yourself and then die because you can't find a cure in time.

The Curse of Ginka:
On a long lived character, begin a plot line, submit a description change or ask for some other sort of staff involvement. Then promptly die.

The Curse is real!  The Curse is real!!

The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

This is probably nearly everyone. Even aides. Few worry about simulating hygiene, just as few worry about simulating defecating.

EDIT: maybe not so much 'removed' as never changed to something new though.


THESE are some of my achievements:

"Dumb and Dumber" - Prove your human boss is dumber than you HG... because she lets you drive a wagon right off the shield wall.

"Whaaaaat? I can't hear you!" - Wear a LOT of enchanted stuff.

"Were you afraid I'd kick your ass?!" - Got killed while AFK during an actual scene, not insta-ganked.

"The Cherry Plucker" - Play the character with whom FTBers cross over.

"Dearly Departed" - Been in someone's head when they got dead.

"That's just fucking cruel" - Been Way taunting someone while they're getting dead.

"Lucky Bastard" - Had a noble's bastard.

"The Messiah" - Play a truly sacrificial character.

"Roleplay Enforcer" - Make an exception to the rule character HOPING people will play by the rules AND THEY DO.

"The Rule Breaker" - Make an exception to the rule character that makes it really hard for others to stick to the standard.

"The Gick Lover" - Have characters fall in deep mad love with 'gicks.

"The Synergist" - Play the character that incites major change in the lives of others.

"The Venus" - Play the character that inspires true love in others who have never otherwise experienced it with any of their characters.

"The Erida" - Play that bitch that inspires true loathsome hate in others.








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Eyeball

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2018, 01:28:40 PM »
"Labor of Hercules" - Get the guard skill to branch, having chosen the Protector subguild.

Grogerif

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2018, 05:28:58 PM »
Virgin:  Never have mudsex with any of your characters.

Confirmed Virgin:  Play more then sixty characters who have never had sex.

I'll always come back to you:  Have kids with the same IG character with two different characters of yours.


SuchDragonWow

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2018, 06:40:51 PM »
"Hey, You Dropped Something!"
Parry or block an arrow, wield it, and kill your attacker with it.

"There's Something Fishy About This Place ... "
Find a body of water in-game.

"Dying To Meet You"
Meet a Nilazi in-game.

"Malapropist"
Use a large word in your main description that doesn't make sense or match the definition of that word.
Where it will go

Kankfly

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2018, 02:32:06 AM »
Are You Watching? - Constant use of hemote.
Fully Fleshed PC - Constant use of emotes, hemotes, semotes, thinks, feels, and the biography tool.
I Know Everything And You Don't - Obviously, everyone is wrong but you. You are always right.
Sexy And You Know It - Ignore realism and deck yourself out in pretty things/armor, in every single slot in your equipment list.
Weather? What Weather? - Ignore your surroundings and deck yourself in inappropriate but sexy things.
I'm Actually An Avatar - Wear one outfit for the rest of your PC's life.
This Is Actually A H&S - Kill one PC for no reason. Just because you can.
I ruin immershunz.

James de Monet

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2018, 05:44:59 AM »
I think we’ve gone over to the bad place.
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Dracul

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2018, 06:59:45 PM »
I'm a fan *starts making checkmarks*
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BadSkeelz

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2018, 11:11:17 PM »
Quit OOC: play the game without looking at the forums, discord,  talking to other players, etc at all
janeshephard: You really think BadSkeelz understands the concept of Wine In Front of me? This guy shot me as a townie when he felt threatened. The man's a neandrathal.

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Envy

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2018, 11:49:13 PM »
Excalibur: Spend a bunch of coin on a sword, only to lose it within a IC month.
If they can lift inix with their stubby claws they can lift my fat ass with their beefy backs - Eves #TameableSiltFlyers

Tenacious

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2018, 12:26:18 AM »
Quit OOC: play the game without looking at the forums, discord,  talking to other players, etc at all

I think anyone that reads that just failed.

Namino

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2018, 01:46:32 AM »
I know kung fu: Wonder how the novice is hitting you so hard in a spar, only realizing after your first offense round you only emoted equipping your weapon instead of doing so codedly.

Benedict Arnold: Get confused in a group fight and frag one of your own people

Cabooze

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2018, 01:47:53 AM »
Completely Oblivious - Forage for salt while in the same room as one or more salt worm.

Gentle Giants - Have mega-fauna (Mek/Met/*redacted*) walk through a room you reside in, without trying to kill you.

I have the power of God and Anime on my side - Emote out a combat pose toward another PC/NPC, causing them to leave you alone.



Hunter's Ire - Have a random creature wander into your room and devour a corpse you were just about to skin.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2018, 05:20:27 PM by Cabooze »

Kankfly

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2018, 08:39:00 AM »
Fuck Magick: In all of your arm life, you've never played a gicker.
Freudian Slip: Accidentally used 'necker' IG after the necker ban.
This Isn't Working for Me: Store 5 times in a row because you can't get hooked.
It's Only My Fourth PC!: All of your PCs last at least 1 RL year with regular playtimes. Yes. Including your throwaways.
Oscar-Worthy: Know something OOC but still does it IC, because your PC has no way of knowing.
Muls Have Tears? So do their bondmates: Made a mul and their bondmate cry.
I ruin immershunz.

Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2018, 03:21:21 PM »
The Lady Killer/Black Widow - Kill your adored partner/mate/lover.

Was That Hot for You? - Light them on fire when things get frisky.

Alley-oop - Set up someone's murder in retaliation for your death just before they kill you, and succeed.

Breakfast of Champions - Visit Denny's.

Get Bent - Actually kill your beloved friend when they tell you they're a mindbender.

Good Game - Pat someone on the back that is unconscious/helpless just before you kill them.

I could go on. Some of other peoples', I've done. This stuff makes me laugh.
I caused my knife to go into her back, and she
effectively was murdered.<- Rulebook on how to politick. -My Anonymous Staffer

chrisdcoulombe

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2018, 04:18:45 PM »
Beetle herder Fall in a hole with your mount and try to subdue it when it can't climb out.
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ShaiHulud

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2018, 07:41:02 PM »
The Ultimate Sap: Six gith enter from over a dune, and you are trying to Way your troubled lover.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

Grapes

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2018, 10:11:59 PM »
Shouldn't be banging dwarves. I'm surprised by how many of the extremely difficult ones I've, managed completely by accident.
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If you ever hassle me IC for not playing much that means that I'm going to play even less or I'll forever write you off as a neckbeard chained to his computer. So don't be a dick.

tapas

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #69 on: March 13, 2018, 02:25:10 PM »
Immersion Intervention: Tell someone conversing at length in ooc chat to stop.

Come Revel in your Power: Be force killed by staff.

Final Objective: After resurrection by staff, keep your generated "was killed by" objective for novelty reasons.

Final Objection: After achieving Final Objective, receive a request from staff to update your objective.

Murder, Something, Betrayal: Bribe someone. Anyone! With anything other than mudsex.

The State of Politics in Allanak: Bribe someone with mudsex...
« Last Edit: March 13, 2018, 03:13:44 PM by tapas »