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Is Friday

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Armageddon Achievements
« on: January 14, 2018, 06:19:26 PM »
I'll add the best ones to the original post. GO.

Quote from: Mansa
"Oh shit, don't look!"
I've ended up in an unfinished zone.

Quote from: Veselka
"The Multi-Tasker"
Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else.

"I Prefer Walking"
Leave a city with your mount hitched, or resting in the stables accidentally, and only realize you walked the whole time when you are too exhausted to move further.


Quote from: MatisseOrOtherwise
"What's Yer Poison?"
Be afflicted by 5 ailments at once.
 
"The Ultimate Handwave"
Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.
 
"Is Gortok An Instrument?"
Sing while the target of at least 3 enemies.
 
"Never Shoulda Come Here"
Successfully fend off an assailant in an area or home you own.


Quote from: KittenLicks
"I hate bugs"
Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

"You looked like a carru"
Accidentally attempt to murder one of your friends because they had an animal name as a keyword.

"Dirt poor"
Try to give someone coins in the stables and end up having to awkwardly toss them on the ground instead.


Quote from: LucildaHunta
“Butterfingers!”
Fall into the last hole on the way home because you hit the wrong key.
 
“Byn there, done that!”
Enter the ‘rinth wearing your Byn cloak, go to a known guild hangout, play dumb.


Quote from: Armaddict
"Money Talks, Elves Don't"
As an elf, get a noble to pay for their own assassination


Quote from: Bushranger
"A Proper Mercenary"
Fall off the Shield Wall or down a hole in the desert with a T'zai Byn Unit.


Quote from: Grogerif
"Suicide watch"
Have five characters in a row that live less then five hours, but greater then three.

Quote from: Namino
"Shadow of the Colossus"
As a 0 karma race,  reel an npc weighing ten times your weight.

Quote from: Pale Horse
"Hold my beer!"
Ruin the Staff run plot line.

Quote from: Cabooze
"Justified Accusations"
Witness another player's character get insta-killed by a staff "animation".

Quote from: James de Monet
“Star-Crossed Lovers”
Accidentally “kiss” someone you’re trying to “kill”.  (This doesn’t happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

“The Full Monty”
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

“I am invinci-“
Die with no weapon in your hands.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 04:07:26 AM by Is Friday »
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

mansa

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2018, 06:21:53 PM »
I've ended up in an unfinished zone.
New Players Guide: http://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,33512.0.html


You win Armageddon, congratulations!  Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one

Veselka

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2018, 06:22:32 PM »
The Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else

The Royal Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation with a Noble or Templar, while banging someone else

The Royal Under-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation, while banging a Noble or Templar.

The Great Expulsion - Expel over 6 people at once from your mind, simultaneously

I Prefer Walking - Leave a city with your mount hitched, or resting in the stables accidentally, and only realize you walked the whole time when you are too exhausted to move further.

Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2018, 06:29:11 PM »
What's Yer Poison? - Be afflicted by 5 ailments at once.

Glutton for Punishment - Get your max HP beneath 50.

The Ultimate Handwave - Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.

Is Gortok An Instrument? - Sing while the target of at least 3 enemies.

Never Shoulda Come Here - Successfully fend off an assailant in an area or home you own.
Quote
It's always lizard time.

Quote
The Desert Bloom is a Greggs, tbh.

KittenLicks

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2018, 06:35:18 PM »
I hate bugs - Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

You looked like a carru. - Accidentally attempt to murder one of your friends because they had an animal name as a keyword.

Dirt poor - Try to give someone coins in the stables and end up having to awkwardly toss them on the ground instead.

I'm not a thief, I swear! - Use the wrong syntax trying to pick a flower and end up looking extremely suspicious to everyone around.

Welcome to Armageddon! - Die.
Quote from: Armageddon
You can't wear the spider.

LucildaHunta

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2018, 06:36:28 PM »
“Butterfingers!”- survive a bunch of harrowing experiences in the wastes, only to fall into the last hole on the way home because you hit the wrong key.

“Byn there, done that!” - enter the ‘rinth wearing your Byn cloak, go to a known guild hangout, play dumb.

“Tales of the unexpected” - have your bestie drop the bombshell telling you she slept with your bae and reply, “Good! I was trying to find a way to break up with him! Thanks!”
Just like the white winged dove,
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing
Oooo,ooo, ooo

Armaddict

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2018, 07:38:17 PM »
Money Talks, Elves Don't - As an elf, get a noble to pay for their own assassination
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

Bushranger

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2018, 08:16:49 PM »
A Proper Mercenary - Fall off the Shield Wall or down a hole in the desert with a T'zai Byn Unit.
Quote from: Morgenes
Ya..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
Quote from: Eukelade
Now I'm starving -1 karma Bushranger -1 karma.
Quote from: Shalooonsh
Kudos to you bushranger for confusing staff.
Skype: marcus.zozuk

LucildaHunta

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2018, 08:19:44 PM »
“Better, faster, stronger” - As a human, knock out a mul in an unarmed spar.
Just like the white winged dove,
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing
Oooo,ooo, ooo

Grogerif

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2018, 09:47:54 PM »
Suicide watch: Have five characters in a row that live less then five hours, but greater then three.

Namino

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2018, 10:00:38 PM »
Shadow of the Colossus - as a 0 karma race,  reel an npc weighing ten times your weight.

Pale Horse

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2018, 10:02:51 PM »
"Hold my beer!" - Ruin the DM's a Staff run plot line.
Quote from: Dalmeth
I've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.

Cabooze

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2018, 12:01:32 AM »
Justified Accusations - Witness another player's character get insta-killed by a staff "animation". (regardless if they get resurrected after)

RNG - Be killed (or nearly) by an NPC (or PC) you've been devastating during combat. NPC (or PC) must be near-death and you must be sent running (or killed) from initially being above "moderate condition" health.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 12:10:31 AM by Cabooze »

Hauwke

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2018, 12:56:44 AM »
<-- I with stupid - Be part of a plot that ended in everything going to shit because someone done a 'stupid'.

zealus

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2018, 01:07:27 AM »
"I meant to do that"
-Make entirely IC logical but big mistakes due to typos.

James de Monet

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2018, 03:17:45 AM »
“Star-Crossed Lovers”
Accidentally “kiss” someone you’re trying to “kill”.  (This doesn’t happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

“The Full Monty”
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

“I am invinci-“
Die with no weapon in your hands.
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Is Friday

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2018, 03:44:17 AM »
Damn, these are good. Okay, updating with 1-3 each.

"Jerry! Jerry!"
Have your NPC spouse walk in on your PC getting dirty with another PC.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 04:10:57 AM by Is Friday »
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Cabooze

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2018, 04:12:29 AM »
"Fat Finger"
Accidentally hold down 'return/enter' and spam more than one of the same emote.

Sakra

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2018, 08:05:39 AM »
"I swear it's true!"
You have visited a place in the Known so amazing, nobody believes you.

"World Traveller"
Travel to every city and outpost in the Known.

"Who needs cities?"
Find at least three caves outside the city you can quit in.
Quote from: Bhagharva
What you don't know can kill you. What you do know, can kill others.

To the north
[Near]
A lanky, brown-skinned gith is here, humping the rusty brown kank.
The rusty brown kank to the north bleats miserably.

sleepyhead

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2018, 11:22:41 AM »
"Death of a Thousand Cuts"
Be killed by a jozhal.

"Sea You Later!"
Walk into the Silt Sea and die.

"Nature of the Beast"
As a mul, kill your own mount during a moment of rage.

"My, What Almond Eyes You Have"
As a human-passing breed, join a humans only clan.

"Curiosity Killed the Kiyet"
Drink the mysterious fuming fluid.

"...So What Now?"
Get locked in someone's apartment after they quit unexpectedly/go linkdead.

"Clever Girl"
Make a witty movie reference about raptors that surely no one has ever heard before.

"The Obsidian-Haired, Knife-Nosed Templar"
Mistarget a noble or templar in your emote.

Rahnevyn

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2018, 12:46:55 PM »
Wanted: Get a bounty placed on your character.

Infamous: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character.

Criminal Mastermind: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character while being a mundane guild and subguild, a 0 karma race, and a non special app role.
Quote from: Rock
Scissors are fine.  Please nerf paper.

650Booger

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2018, 01:26:16 PM »
Hiker: Walk from red storm to morin's without using roads or stopping in civilized areas.
"Historical analogy is the last refuge of people who can't grasp the current situation."
-Kim Stanley Robinson

Grapes

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2018, 01:26:59 PM »
ONE POINTY BOI: Get murdered by elves.
Quote from: Is Friday
If you ever hassle me IC for not playing much that means that I'm going to play even less or I'll forever write you off as a neckbeard chained to his computer. So don't be a dick.

Armaddict

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2018, 01:52:18 PM »
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW:
Get killed by content you helped put into the game.

THE DUNES HAVE EYES:
Get crimflagged in the wilderness

IT IS...PRECIOUS TO ME:
Wear an enchanted ring

RNG FAIL:
Using Teleport, arrive in a room with aggressive NPC's
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

James de Monet

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2018, 02:54:04 PM »
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW:
Get killed by content you helped put into the game.

Oh man, this one is legendary status.
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Refugee

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2018, 03:34:46 PM »
THE SHELL GAME
Get savaged by your own inix while hunting gurth.

surveyvon

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2018, 03:53:36 PM »
"Don't Tell the Elf"
Get killed shortly after falling from your mount.
Aranix

manipura

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2018, 04:55:22 PM »
“EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR ACHIEVEMENT”
Lead a crew of your people over the edge of a cliff.

“CROSSED LINES ACHIEVEMENT”
While being a -wonderful- multitasker, handling Way-business and RPing the shit out of a scene...Way the wrong person an intimate and absolutely inappropriate message.


>You send a telepathic message to the stern-featured, permanently-scowling Templar:

I’m just so glad you returned!  I don’t know what I would do without you, you’re my whole Known and I love you beyond words.  I’ve been waiting breathlessly for tonight, scared you wouldn’t come back to me. *deep feelings of love and desire through the link*

>Feeling like your very last breath has been knocked out of you, you think:
...Ohhhh, oh fuck.  Did I just...oh fuck!

manipura

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2018, 05:00:22 PM »
Criminal Mastermind: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character while being a mundane guild and subguild, a 0 karma race, and a non special app role.

Is there a bonus achievement for this one when it happens and then you die stupidly on your own in the wilderness, to random critter #52815, or accidentally -walking- south instead of just -looking- south, and drowning in silt in a room where no one ever finds you?

Rahnevyn

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2018, 05:20:46 PM »
"Merely a Flesh Wound!"
Get knocked to below 10 hp and live.

"'Tis But a Scratch!"
Die to a hit that "barely grazes" or "nicks" you.
Quote from: Rock
Scissors are fine.  Please nerf paper.

Refugee

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2018, 05:40:42 PM »
ER... EXCUSE ME?
Texting to someone unrelated to Arm while accidentally using your Arm character's accent.

Armaddict

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2018, 05:47:38 PM »
YOU'RE IN MY TIMEZONE NOW:
While hidden in your own apartment, ambush a burglar.

MY NAME IS TIMMY:
Fall down the well.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 05:58:53 PM by Armaddict »
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

Voular

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2018, 05:53:04 PM »
CHALTON ALL THE WAY!
Reach 20 play days without removing your starting chalton boots and/or bone-studded backpack.
Modern concepts of fair trials and justice are simply nonexistent in Zalanthas. If you are accused, you are guilty until someone important decides you might be useful. It doesn't really matter if you did it or not.

Speciation

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2018, 06:16:37 PM »
"Now You're Just Some-Barani I Used To Know"

Murder a friend on the day Barani.

James de Monet

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2018, 06:19:54 PM »
Armaddict’s also made me think of:

“There Can Be Only One”
Get killed by your own current protege/minion.

“I Taught Them Well”
Switch sides sometime after dying and wind up getting killed by your former PC’s loyal minions.
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Grogerif

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2018, 06:29:51 PM »
The only way out is up: Get mortally wounded while fleeing up, and imagine your unconscious body clinging to the wall/cliff/etc till you stop emoting and idle fall to your death.

Out of the pan, into the fire: Survive fleeing from ten+ foes into a room where you are immediately attacked by five+ more.

Delirium

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2018, 07:03:55 PM »
NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
Be so effective as a mundane antagonist PC that characters start rumors that you're a mindbender/sorcerer/magicker.
Will they tell your story in the end?
Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

Armaddict

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2018, 07:08:23 PM »
I was gonna post some to those exact effects too, JDM.

"Get killed by someone you trained."
and
"Get killed by your own clan."

You beat me to it!
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

WarriorPoet

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2018, 11:08:28 PM »
Caravan Banksy:
Arrange more than five severed heads outside the Gaj. Separately or as a group.

My body is hideous!
Full mudsex session without removing any gear.
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Classclown

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2018, 04:07:50 PM »
In Tuluk, I once walked into the fancy noble tavern not only sans pants, but also with an extra tdesc of a very graphic nature...

Oh, and Mixed Messages - Talk what you meant to way at a bar, or vice versa.

« Last Edit: January 16, 2018, 04:14:40 PM by Classclown »

LucildaHunta

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2018, 04:22:51 PM »
Scroll of Death- participate in a mass combat (5+ pcs), lag, scroll through the combat spam to discover you’re dead.

The Return- participate in a mass combat, disengage during the lag and walk away only to rejoin the fight after a couple of pcs and spam have died down.
Just like the white winged dove,
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing
Oooo,ooo, ooo

perfecto

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2018, 06:07:38 PM »
"my body is Hideous" hahahah Yesss

Starting off Right!  Spend all your starter coins on a badass sword and promptly get yourself killed with no armor on.

Born Slippy  Pickpocket ten thousand sids worth of stuff in a single session.

Banker  Carry so much weight in coins from your hideout or clan residence that you have to stop and rest at least twice on your way to the bank.

If a tree dies in a forest..  Get killed while resting while you've gotten up to make a coffee or grab a beer.

I'm pretty good at "Oww that stings" Successfully poison yourself and then die because you can't find a cure in time.

I'm the new guy!  Kill a clanned PC and then dress in their colours, convince another member of the clan that you're brand new and "follow" them into said compound, robbing them blind.
The glowing Nessalin Nebula flickers eternally overhead.
This Angers The Shade of Nessalin.

WarriorPoet

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2018, 06:30:41 PM »
Please Leave a Message:
Go AFK for 2 minutes and return to find a way from Lord Neverlogson that you have been waiting on for 3 rl months.  Now you can't contact him.

And What?
Kill someone that EVERYONE KNOWS you killed, but they can't prove shit so what?

Kingslayer/Mountain Mashup
Kill or threaten to kill someone's vnpc child.
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Rahnevyn

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #43 on: January 16, 2018, 07:46:20 PM »
The Curse of Ginka:
On a long lived character, begin a plot line, submit a description change or ask for some other sort of staff involvement. Then promptly die.
Quote from: Rock
Scissors are fine.  Please nerf paper.

Pale Horse

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #44 on: January 16, 2018, 08:30:02 PM »
The Curse of Ginka:
On a long lived character, begin a plot line, submit a description change or ask for some other sort of staff involvement. Then promptly die.

The Curse is real!  The Curse is real!!
Quote from: Dalmeth
I've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.

Grogerif

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2018, 08:45:17 PM »
Solo : Play a character who never talks to or interacts with another PC for least an IG month.  While playing at least an hour a day.

An Outfit an hour: Play a character who changes his clothes on a regular basis.  From rinth rat, grebber, to noble Aide, all in a day's work.

The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

Eyeball

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2018, 02:35:03 AM »
The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

This is probably nearly everyone. Even aides. Few worry about simulating hygiene, just as few worry about simulating defecating.

EDIT: maybe not so much 'removed' as never changed to something new though.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2018, 02:37:53 AM by Eyeball »

perfecto

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2018, 05:06:24 AM »
The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

This is probably nearly everyone. Even aides. Few worry about simulating hygiene, just as few worry about simulating defecating.

EDIT: maybe not so much 'removed' as never changed to something new though.

Can we PLEASE get a -insta-uncurable-poison- added to those boots for whatever poor sod that picks them up? 
kicks in auto after 20 days played without changing boots.   8)

"shit he died?  how'd he go?"

Bootzn

emote Shudders
The glowing Nessalin Nebula flickers eternally overhead.
This Angers The Shade of Nessalin.

Hauwke

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2018, 05:40:31 AM »
This guy is -still- alive!?! - Survive as a front liner in the Byn for more than 5 IG years.

Latrine lover  - Be a Runner more than once with the same character.


Speciation

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #49 on: January 19, 2018, 08:50:05 AM »
So... Much... Walking... - Become a Trooper as a city elf in the Byn.

Elf Diaper Bag Duty - Be the Runner who has to pack the elf's tent on your mount.

Sparring is Life - Win 20 spars in a row. Bonus points for always using a shield.

Salt in the Wound - Fail a bandage with the cloth your rations came in.

The Camel - Have three separate people drink waterskins you filled.

The Byn has an Archery Range? - Hit the target dummy in the Byn archery range.

Inks

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #50 on: January 19, 2018, 12:09:18 PM »
You're the man now dawg: Successfully eliminate a sponsored role for IC reasons.


Everyone has aides: Successfully mudsex 3 different sponsored roles as a noble's aide.


Paint it black: Equip 10 different stealthy pieces of equipment.


Short but sweet: Recieve three kudos as a dwarf pc.
Quote from: Is Friday
Quote from: Synthesis
I hate to break it to you noobs, but penetration isn't the only way to achieve orgasm.Do I have to fucking explain everything here?
Tell me more about your Golden Standard of HG Mudsex RP

Namino

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #51 on: January 19, 2018, 12:34:01 PM »
Conservationist - attempt to coup de grace an aggressive animal while forgetting you have mercy on and your whole clan is watching

With a pencil.  A f*cking pencil - forget you're wielding your skinning knife and use it to kill a carru.

He went thataway - help "investigate" a crime you committed
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 01:08:48 PM by Namino »

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2018, 12:22:13 PM »
This is exactly what I wanted to achieve with the Reddit post I made to promote Armageddon and maybe get some new players. If you Reddit please share some of the old stories with us in more detail! Least a year old please.

Here's my Been there, Done that list:

The Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else

The Royal Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation with a Noble or Templar, while banging someone else

The Royal Under-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation, while banging a Noble or Templar.


Glutton for Punishment - Get your max HP beneath 50.

The Ultimate Handwave - Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.


I hate bugs - Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

Welcome to Armageddon! - Die.

“Star-Crossed Lovers”
Accidentally “kiss” someone you’re trying to “kill”.  (This doesn’t happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

“The Full Monty”
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

"...So What Now?"
Get locked in someone's apartment after they quit unexpectedly/go linkdead.

"Clever Girl"
Make a witty movie reference about raptors that surely no one has ever heard before.

"The Obsidian-Haired, Knife-Nosed Templar"
Mistarget a noble or templar in your emote.

IT IS...PRECIOUS TO ME:
Wear an enchanted ring

"Merely a Flesh Wound!"
Get knocked to below 10 hp and live.

"'Tis But a Scratch!"
Die to a hit that "barely grazes" or "nicks" you.

My body is hideous!
Full mudsex session without removing any gear.

Mixed Messages - Talk what you meant to way at a bar, or vice versa.

I'm pretty good at "Oww that stings" Successfully poison yourself and then die because you can't find a cure in time.

The Curse of Ginka:
On a long lived character, begin a plot line, submit a description change or ask for some other sort of staff involvement. Then promptly die.

The Curse is real!  The Curse is real!!

The stench is likely deadly. : Play a character who has never removed an article of clothing,  for IG years.

This is probably nearly everyone. Even aides. Few worry about simulating hygiene, just as few worry about simulating defecating.

EDIT: maybe not so much 'removed' as never changed to something new though.


THESE are some of my achievements:

"Dumb and Dumber" - Prove your human boss is dumber than you HG... because she lets you drive a wagon right off the shield wall.

"Whaaaaat? I can't hear you!" - Wear a LOT of enchanted stuff.

"Were you afraid I'd kick your ass?!" - Got killed while AFK during an actual scene, not insta-ganked.

"The Cherry Plucker" - Play the character with whom FTBers cross over.

"Dearly Departed" - Been in someone's head when they got dead.

"That's just fucking cruel" - Been Way taunting someone while they're getting dead.

"Lucky Bastard" - Had a noble's bastard.

"The Messiah" - Play a truly sacrificial character.

"Roleplay Enforcer" - Make an exception to the rule character HOPING people will play by the rules AND THEY DO.

"The Rule Breaker" - Make an exception to the rule character that makes it really hard for others to stick to the standard.

"The Gick Lover" - Have characters fall in deep mad love with 'gicks.

"The Synergist" - Play the character that incites major change in the lives of others.

"The Venus" - Play the character that inspires true love in others who have never otherwise experienced it with any of their characters.

"The Erida" - Play that bitch that inspires true loathsome hate in others.








Quote from: Oryx
Shal is on point.
Quote from: Cenghiz
And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.
Quote from: Anonymous
this doesn't sound very fun, shal
Quote from: Anonymous
You didn't store did you
Because.. I lurve you.

Eyeball

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2018, 01:28:40 PM »
"Labor of Hercules" - Get the guard skill to branch, having chosen the Protector subguild.

Grogerif

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2018, 05:28:58 PM »
Virgin:  Never have mudsex with any of your characters.

Confirmed Virgin:  Play more then sixty characters who have never had sex.

I'll always come back to you:  Have kids with the same IG character with two different characters of yours.


SuchDragonWow

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #55 on: January 21, 2018, 06:40:51 PM »
"Hey, You Dropped Something!"
Parry or block an arrow, wield it, and kill your attacker with it.

"There's Something Fishy About This Place ... "
Find a body of water in-game.

"Dying To Meet You"
Meet a Nilazi in-game.

"Malapropist"
Use a large word in your main description that doesn't make sense or match the definition of that word.
Where it will go

Kankfly

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2018, 02:32:06 AM »
Are You Watching? - Constant use of hemote.
Fully Fleshed PC - Constant use of emotes, hemotes, semotes, thinks, feels, and the biography tool.
I Know Everything And You Don't - Obviously, everyone is wrong but you. You are always right.
Sexy And You Know It - Ignore realism and deck yourself out in pretty things/armor, in every single slot in your equipment list.
Weather? What Weather? - Ignore your surroundings and deck yourself in inappropriate but sexy things.
I'm Actually An Avatar - Wear one outfit for the rest of your PC's life.
This Is Actually A H&S - Kill one PC for no reason. Just because you can.
I ruin immershunz.

James de Monet

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #57 on: January 22, 2018, 05:44:59 AM »
I think we’ve gone over to the bad place.
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Dracul

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #58 on: January 22, 2018, 06:59:45 PM »
I'm a fan *starts making checkmarks*
Veteran Newbie

BadSkeelz

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #59 on: January 22, 2018, 11:11:17 PM »
Quit OOC: play the game without looking at the forums, discord,  talking to other players, etc at all
janeshephard: You really think BadSkeelz understands the concept of Wine In Front of me? This guy shot me as a townie when he felt threatened. The man's a neandrathal.

Miradus: He's not some weird mental abomination. He's just a guy on the internet.

Envy

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2018, 11:49:13 PM »
Excalibur: Spend a bunch of coin on a sword, only to lose it within a IC month.
If they can lift inix with their stubby claws they can lift my fat ass with their beefy backs - Eves #TameableSiltFlyers

Tenacious

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2018, 12:26:18 AM »
Quit OOC: play the game without looking at the forums, discord,  talking to other players, etc at all

I think anyone that reads that just failed.

Namino

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #62 on: January 23, 2018, 01:46:32 AM »
I know kung fu: Wonder how the novice is hitting you so hard in a spar, only realizing after your first offense round you only emoted equipping your weapon instead of doing so codedly.

Benedict Arnold: Get confused in a group fight and frag one of your own people

Cabooze

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #63 on: January 23, 2018, 01:47:53 AM »
Completely Oblivious - Forage for salt while in the same room as one or more salt worm.

Gentle Giants - Have mega-fauna (Mek/Met/*redacted*) walk through a room you reside in, without trying to kill you.

I have the power of God and Anime on my side - Emote out a combat pose toward another PC/NPC, causing them to leave you alone.



Hunter's Ire - Have a random creature wander into your room and devour a corpse you were just about to skin.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2018, 05:20:27 PM by Cabooze »

Kankfly

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #64 on: January 23, 2018, 08:39:00 AM »
Fuck Magick: In all of your arm life, you've never played a gicker.
Freudian Slip: Accidentally used 'necker' IG after the necker ban.
This Isn't Working for Me: Store 5 times in a row because you can't get hooked.
It's Only My Fourth PC!: All of your PCs last at least 1 RL year with regular playtimes. Yes. Including your throwaways.
Oscar-Worthy: Know something OOC but still does it IC, because your PC has no way of knowing.
Muls Have Tears? So do their bondmates: Made a mul and their bondmate cry.
I ruin immershunz.

Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #65 on: March 05, 2018, 03:21:21 PM »
The Lady Killer/Black Widow - Kill your adored partner/mate/lover.

Was That Hot for You? - Light them on fire when things get frisky.

Alley-oop - Set up someone's murder in retaliation for your death just before they kill you, and succeed.

Breakfast of Champions - Visit Denny's.

Get Bent - Actually kill your beloved friend when they tell you they're a mindbender.

Good Game - Pat someone on the back that is unconscious/helpless just before you kill them.

I could go on. Some of other peoples', I've done. This stuff makes me laugh.
I caused my knife to go into her back, and she
effectively was murdered.<- Rulebook on how to politick. -My Anonymous Staffer

chrisdcoulombe

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #66 on: March 05, 2018, 04:18:45 PM »
Beetle herder Fall in a hole with your mount and try to subdue it when it can't climb out.
Quote from MeTekillot
Samos the salter never goes to jail! Hahaha!

ShaiHulud

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #67 on: March 05, 2018, 07:41:02 PM »
The Ultimate Sap: Six gith enter from over a dune, and you are trying to Way your troubled lover.
The problem with leadership is inevitably: Who will play God? -Muad'Dib

So let's all go focus on our own roleplay before anyone picks up a stone to throw. -Sanvean

Grapes

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2018, 10:11:59 PM »
Shouldn't be banging dwarves. I'm surprised by how many of the extremely difficult ones I've, managed completely by accident.
Quote from: Is Friday
If you ever hassle me IC for not playing much that means that I'm going to play even less or I'll forever write you off as a neckbeard chained to his computer. So don't be a dick.

tapas

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Re: Armageddon Achievements
« Reply #69 on: March 13, 2018, 02:25:10 PM »
Immersion Intervention: Tell someone conversing at length in ooc chat to stop.

Come Revel in your Power: Be force killed by staff.

Final Objective: After resurrection by staff, keep your generated "was killed by" objective for novelty reasons.

Final Objection: After achieving Final Objective, receive a request from staff to update your objective.

Murder, Something, Betrayal: Bribe someone. Anyone! With anything other than mudsex.

The State of Politics in Allanak: Bribe someone with mudsex...
« Last Edit: March 13, 2018, 03:13:44 PM by tapas »