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Fredd

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The secret of perpetual motion
« on: October 01, 2017, 12:35:52 PM »
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

 ;D
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650Booger

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2017, 07:18:50 PM »
it'll stop eventually, when the universe implodes...
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TheGoose

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2017, 11:18:38 AM »
Grease. And a lot of it.

Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2017, 12:19:53 PM »
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2017, 12:35:44 PM »
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.
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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2017, 02:36:17 PM »
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2017, 02:38:04 PM »
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!

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You cackle gleefully as you slide down the slide for leagues upon leagues upon leagues, finally ending up just off the docks of Red Storm.
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ShaLeah

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2017, 02:50:30 PM »
Clearly, then, the answer is to grease the Drov out of every wagon ever, and go sleigh-riding down the Ivory Road. One big old greasy slip-and-slide.
Quick, make a silt slip and slide into the sea.

Stealing for merchanty concept. Kadius here I come!

A polished baobab slide starts here at the top of the Shield wall.
enter slide
You cackle gleefully as you slide down the slide for leagues upon leagues upon leagues, finally ending up just off the docks of Red Storm.

You laugh now but this player right here was the player behind Kurac's Danu ginka sauce.  My bitches be muses, movers and shakers or backstabby-prowlers, yo!

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Undoing the derail, everyone knows the secrets is magicks.

*edited to friggin' fix detail to derail.  Haysoos.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2017, 05:55:38 PM by ShaLeah »
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Pale Horse

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2017, 03:37:21 PM »
Slides of any sort are outlawed on Zalanthas.

Look what happened to the gypsies for daring to continue to have their water slides.
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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2017, 04:27:34 PM »
do you remember
when you were young and you wanted to set the world on fire?

Pale Horse

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2017, 06:20:25 PM »
water lava slides.

I was wrong.

There are in fact only two sorts of slides allowed on Zalanthas.

As pointed out by the lovely Delirium, lava slides are one of those.

Sand slides are the second.

Both are painful when used and have the capacity for death.  Those are the requirements for a legal, Zalanthan slide.

Edit: Again, showing off my lack of knowledge of Zalanthan zoning code.  There's a third type of slide: Rock slides.
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Vyoko

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2017, 06:59:44 PM »
Rock slides.... but your edit beat me to it...

what about Insecti-slides?
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Grapes

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2017, 08:54:58 PM »
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

 ;D

(stares at the stone) Pappa, is that you?
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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2017, 02:14:03 AM »
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

 ;D

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2017, 05:21:25 AM »
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

 ;D

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Riev

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2017, 09:08:34 AM »
Those definitely look like Fales.
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TheGoose

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Re: The secret of perpetual motion
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2017, 01:23:45 PM »
A black stone rolls on the ground here.



How is this black stone always rolling? Why haven't we put wagons atop these things, and got rid of all those hungry inix?

 ;D

(stares at the stone) Pappa, is that you?