Author Topic: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!  (Read 6982 times)

WarriorPoet

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2016, 09:49:10 AM »
Hot young sluts in your area want you to vote NOW.

Wait...
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

AdamBlue

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2016, 01:49:37 PM »
the hot young buxom, shapely, tressy-tressed woman in your area want you to vote NOW.

Wait...

Fix't.

Norcal

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2016, 05:13:22 AM »
I voted yet all I got was a silly email from staff saying that I had been awarded my 6th karma point.  What a rip off.
I voted and staff let my c-elf ride skimmers and pilot a wagon.

Zenith

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2016, 11:25:17 AM »
Vote today and make your PC mamas happy!!!

Majikal

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2016, 12:21:57 PM »
We dropped from 3rd place to 5th place you shitters. Vote.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

valeria

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2016, 01:00:43 PM »
I voted and lost bellyfat.  It was like some weird trick.

Barzalene

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2016, 01:39:53 PM »
I voted, and now I can walk again!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

The Warshaper

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2016, 01:46:02 PM »
I voted and miraculously was able to finish writing my ldesc!

Giled

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2016, 02:24:43 PM »
I voted, and that 'Mek that spotted me on the salt flats gave me a nod and then a high-claw. True story.


(not a true story, it ate me)

Malifaxis

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2016, 01:23:58 AM »
Vote to see these 18 Allanaki PCs who did not age well!
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Stop being shitty to each other.

Desertman

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2016, 08:42:34 AM »
I voted and got to see 14 child stars who grew up to be awkwardly hot.
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
The young daughter has been filled.

Barzalene

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2016, 09:46:54 AM »
If you act now you can click not once, not twice but three times today. Absolutely free. No one will ever ask for your credit card information. But if you want to take advantage of this offer you need to act fast. Don't wait. Vote NOW to get your THREE free clicks!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Giled

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2016, 09:55:45 PM »
I voted and two special apps I had got approved in minutes. ACT NOW!

Barzalene

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2016, 10:18:25 PM »
Before I started voting I used to play from a ten year old Dell, from my small studio apartment. Then I started clicking. Now I vote from one of several computers aboard my yacht.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

najdorf

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2016, 03:19:02 AM »
I'm voting from 6 devices daily, takes 3 mins at max, no hassle at all. Recommend the same

1 work comp.
1 home desktop
1 laptop
2 my phones
1 wife's phone

lostinspace

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2016, 03:42:39 PM »
I'm voting from 6 devices daily, takes 3 mins at max, no hassle at all. Recommend the same

1 work comp.
1 home desktop
1 laptop
2 my phones
1 wife's phone

Yeah, I used to vote on my home PC, 2 desktops at work, and all the VMs I had up for testing, which ranged from 1 - 3 every day, wasn't hard to do at all.
3/21/16 Never Forget

Giled

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2016, 02:19:38 PM »
Preface: (if only to continue using my GDB references)

I voted again, and all of my player-driven plots came true. I have several camps in the desert, branched a new form of sorcery, and then had tea with Tektolnes)

PS: Dropped to #2 on TMC, this makes me sad.

Zenith

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2016, 09:33:38 AM »
I voted and that backstabbing jerk who was trying to steal my mate mysteriously dropped dead. Vote and have your love dilemmas cleared up, too!

Barzalene

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2016, 09:19:26 AM »
Forgot to vote and lost my truck, my job and my dog. On the other hand I gained ten pounds.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

valeria

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2016, 10:55:14 AM »
Forgot to vote and lost my truck, my job and my dog. On the other hand I gained ten pounds.

Sounds like you should turn your experience into a country song and monetize it.

And also vote, because I voted and it turned my experiences into best-selling country records.

Norcal

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2016, 12:17:43 PM »
Your lack of votiní
Will make you weep
You'll cry and cry
And try to sleep.

But sleep won't come
The whole night through
Your lack of votiní
Will tell on you.

When tears come down
Like fallin' rain
You'll toss around
And call Arms name.

You'll walk the floor
The way I do
Your lack of votiní
Will tell on you.


Thank you Patsy Cline

I voted and staff let my c-elf ride skimmers and pilot a wagon.

Majikal

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #46 on: May 28, 2016, 09:03:47 PM »
Bump. Do it bitches.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

Giled

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2016, 12:39:54 PM »
Bump. Do it bitches.

Voted... because I'm a ... bitch?

Directions unclear.

Harmless

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2016, 07:29:26 AM »
I am a bitch so I voted. Highly logical.
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AdamBlue

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Re: One weird thing templars don't want you to know!
« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2016, 11:47:56 AM »
VOTING RESET. VOTE NOW.