One weird thing templars don't want you to know!

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May 01, 2016, 09:12:45 AM Last Edit: May 01, 2016, 11:02:32 AM by Yam
Voting for Armageddon.

It's the first of the month, so the

TOPMUDSITES
THEMUDCONNECTOR
vote counter reset and we have a good chance to take a top slot and get more new blood.

Vote. Vote. Vote.

http://www.topmudsites.com/cgi-bin/topmuds/rankem.cgi?id=sanvean

http://www.mudconnect.com/cgi-bin/vote_rank.cgi?mud=Armageddon (please make an account here!)
May 01, 2016, 09:44:21 AM #1
Sorcerer kings hate them for it!
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
May 01, 2016, 10:29:46 AM #2 Last Edit: May 02, 2016, 06:44:10 AM by Nergal
This crazy trick is the most effective way to bring new players into the game!
(The Mud Connector reset too, and we actually get more players from them.)
  
May 01, 2016, 11:02:43 AM #3
Updated to reflect the needful!
May 01, 2016, 11:22:56 AM #4
I was dubious. I figured what the hell. I voted on The Mud Connector then rolled up a new PC. ALL MY STATS WERE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! Now I am a believer.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
May 01, 2016, 11:45:49 AM #5
Quote from: Barzalene on May 01, 2016, 11:22:56 AM
I was dubious. I figured what the hell. I voted on The Mud Connector then rolled up a new PC. ALL MY STATS WERE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! Now I am a believer.

Oh...now that is funny. :D
At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."
May 01, 2016, 12:06:41 PM #6
I voted and I branched all three weapon skills in the last four hours!
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
May 01, 2016, 04:13:56 PM #7
#3 on TMS.

Vote harder.
May 01, 2016, 04:42:26 PM #8
I voted and got the mudsecks.  If you vote, you too can get the mudsecks from womens.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
May 01, 2016, 11:08:08 PM #9
I voted and was instantly inducted into a plotline that's so cool I can't tell you about it. Let's just say it puts the Copper War to shame.
Quote from: Gimfalisette
The rest of you, if you see a blingy, buff brunette-blonde pair hanging out together pretty soon at your local bar, just...it's nothing. Move along. (Do not hit on them.)
May 01, 2016, 11:11:25 PM #10
is it tatlum
May 01, 2016, 11:22:02 PM #11
I was pk'd four times just when I hit vote.
May 02, 2016, 06:16:18 AM #12
I voted but it wasn't in time to save my HP bar. If only I'd acted sooner!
May 02, 2016, 08:38:44 AM #13 Last Edit: May 02, 2016, 08:40:37 AM by Desertman
I voted on TMS and got rock hard abs in just one click!

Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
May 02, 2016, 08:41:02 AM #14
Then I voted on TMC and got harder longer lasting erections on my second click!
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
May 02, 2016, 09:25:59 AM #15
You can cure loosetongue by clicking on TMS!
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
May 03, 2016, 02:49:20 AM #16
May 03, 2016, 05:35:19 AM #17
I hear that if you vote, you get to pick your choice of full elementalist and look echo is no longer a hemote for you.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
May 03, 2016, 07:15:44 AM #18
One lucky voter gets the chance to walk through Tektolnes' Garden!
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
May 03, 2016, 09:42:57 AM #19
Quote from: Majikal on May 03, 2016, 07:15:44 AM
One lucky voter gets the chance to walk through Tektolnes' Garden!

That's not the same as getting to walk out afterwards....  :P
May 03, 2016, 09:46:46 AM #20
Did you know that voting each day can lead to increased RP-ability, longer, more satisfying scenes and make you more attractive to Staff?  I didn't, until I voted each day!  Try it for yourself!
Quote from: Dalmeth
I've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.
May 03, 2016, 11:07:00 AM #21 Last Edit: May 03, 2016, 11:08:33 AM by Jihelu
Whenever I vote the amount of mudsex I get increases ten fold.

That being said, ten times zero is still zero.


One of the things I noticed in the thing : "Has Quests"
We don't have quests tho.
Or have I been playing the game wrong.
May 03, 2016, 12:13:27 PM #22
I voted and suddenly I need less sleep. (Or maybe it's I'm playing and getting less sleep?)
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
May 04, 2016, 05:27:39 AM #23
Others are starting to catch up! Vote harder.
May 04, 2016, 06:49:02 PM #24
I voted and my skill list grew by SIX INCHES.
May 05, 2016, 09:49:10 AM #25
Hot young sluts in your area want you to vote NOW.

Wait...
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
May 05, 2016, 01:49:37 PM #26
Quote from: WarriorPoet on May 05, 2016, 09:49:10 AM
the hot young buxom, shapely, tressy-tressed woman in your area want you to vote NOW.

Wait...

Fix't.
May 07, 2016, 05:13:22 AM #27
I voted yet all I got was a silly email from staff saying that I had been awarded my 6th karma point.  What a rip off.
At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."
May 08, 2016, 11:25:17 AM #28
Vote today and make your PC mamas happy!!!
May 08, 2016, 12:21:57 PM #29
We dropped from 3rd place to 5th place you shitters. Vote.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
May 08, 2016, 01:00:43 PM #30
I voted and lost bellyfat.  It was like some weird trick.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
May 10, 2016, 01:39:53 PM #31
I voted, and now I can walk again!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
May 10, 2016, 01:46:02 PM #32
I voted and miraculously was able to finish writing my ldesc!
May 10, 2016, 02:24:43 PM #33
I voted, and that 'Mek that spotted me on the salt flats gave me a nod and then a high-claw. True story.


(not a true story, it ate me)
May 11, 2016, 01:23:58 AM #34
Vote to see these 18 Allanaki PCs who did not age well!
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.
May 11, 2016, 08:42:34 AM #35
I voted and got to see 14 child stars who grew up to be awkwardly hot.
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
May 11, 2016, 09:46:54 AM #36
If you act now you can click not once, not twice but three times today. Absolutely free. No one will ever ask for your credit card information. But if you want to take advantage of this offer you need to act fast. Don't wait. Vote NOW to get your THREE free clicks!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
May 14, 2016, 09:55:45 PM #37
I voted and two special apps I had got approved in minutes. ACT NOW!
May 14, 2016, 10:18:25 PM #38
Before I started voting I used to play from a ten year old Dell, from my small studio apartment. Then I started clicking. Now I vote from one of several computers aboard my yacht.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
May 15, 2016, 03:19:02 AM #39
I'm voting from 6 devices daily, takes 3 mins at max, no hassle at all. Recommend the same

1 work comp.
1 home desktop
1 laptop
2 my phones
1 wife's phone
May 17, 2016, 03:42:39 PM #40
Quote from: najdorf on May 15, 2016, 03:19:02 AM
I'm voting from 6 devices daily, takes 3 mins at max, no hassle at all. Recommend the same

1 work comp.
1 home desktop
1 laptop
2 my phones
1 wife's phone

Yeah, I used to vote on my home PC, 2 desktops at work, and all the VMs I had up for testing, which ranged from 1 - 3 every day, wasn't hard to do at all.
3/21/16 Never Forget
May 18, 2016, 02:19:38 PM #41
Preface: (if only to continue using my GDB references)

I voted again, and all of my player-driven plots came true. I have several camps in the desert, branched a new form of sorcery, and then had tea with Tektolnes)

PS: Dropped to #2 on TMC, this makes me sad.
May 22, 2016, 09:33:38 AM #42
I voted and that backstabbing jerk who was trying to steal my mate mysteriously dropped dead. Vote and have your love dilemmas cleared up, too!
May 26, 2016, 09:19:26 AM #43
Forgot to vote and lost my truck, my job and my dog. On the other hand I gained ten pounds.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."
May 26, 2016, 10:55:14 AM #44
Quote from: Barzalene on May 26, 2016, 09:19:26 AM
Forgot to vote and lost my truck, my job and my dog. On the other hand I gained ten pounds.

Sounds like you should turn your experience into a country song and monetize it.

And also vote, because I voted and it turned my experiences into best-selling country records.
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
May 26, 2016, 12:17:43 PM #45
Your lack of votin'
Will make you weep
You'll cry and cry
And try to sleep.

But sleep won't come
The whole night through
Your lack of votin'
Will tell on you.

When tears come down
Like fallin' rain
You'll toss around
And call Arms name.

You'll walk the floor
The way I do
Your lack of votin'
Will tell on you.


Thank you Patsy Cline

At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."
May 28, 2016, 09:03:47 PM #46
Bump. Do it bitches.
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
May 31, 2016, 12:39:54 PM #47
Quote from: Majikal on May 28, 2016, 09:03:47 PM
Bump. Do it bitches.

Voted... because I'm a ... bitch?

Directions unclear.
June 01, 2016, 07:29:26 AM #48
I am a bitch so I voted. Highly logical.
Useful tips: Commands |  |Storytelling:  1  2
June 01, 2016, 11:47:56 AM #49
VOTING RESET. VOTE NOW.
June 01, 2016, 11:49:39 AM #50
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
June 01, 2016, 12:36:28 PM #51
I was about to skip voting...then I made a STUNNING discovery...
Quote from: Riev on June 12, 2019, 02:20:04 PM
Do you kill your sparring partners once they are useless to you, so that you are king?
June 01, 2016, 04:36:16 PM #52
OMG VOTE RESET GUISE
Yes. Read the thread if you want, or skip to page 7 and be dismissive.
-Reiloth

Words I repeat every time I start a post:
Quote from: Rathustra on June 23, 2016, 03:29:08 PM
Stop being shitty to each other.
June 01, 2016, 06:11:18 PM #53
Woo I successfully registered for the connector.
Now I can maximize my voting impact
The Ooze is strong with this one

Quote from: 8bitgrandpa on June 28, 2016, 12:01:20 AM
You are our official hammer, Ooze.

Malachi 2:3
July 01, 2016, 03:56:54 PM #54 Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 11:10:23 AM by Molten Heart
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"It's too hot in the hottub!"

-James Brown

https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA
July 01, 2016, 04:21:10 PM #55
July 02, 2016, 12:24:15 AM #56
Number three on TMS!  Keep voting!  Majikal will buy a beer for everyone who votes!
At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."
July 02, 2016, 12:49:32 AM #57
And number one on TMC!  I'm expecting that drink!
How about a scavenger hunt?
July 09, 2016, 04:19:23 AM #58 Last Edit: July 09, 2016, 04:23:28 AM by Raptor_Dan
The Hottest Girls from Cenyr want to Date You!

Vote now!
Quote from: Miradus on January 26, 2017, 11:36:32 AM
I'm just looking for a general consensus. Or Moe's opinion. Either one generally can be accepted as canon.
July 10, 2016, 11:18:31 AM #59
Quote from: Raptor_Dan on July 09, 2016, 04:19:23 AM
The Hottest Girls from Cenyr want to Date YouYour Boots (If You Know What I Mean)!

Vote now!

Fixed  ;D
Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.
July 10, 2016, 02:47:40 PM #60
Voting from vacation... I deserve a cookie for that. ;)
July 10, 2016, 06:22:09 PM #61
Quote from: Zenith on July 10, 2016, 02:47:40 PM
Voting from vacation... I deserve a cookie for that. ;)

This site uses cookies..so you win! 
At your table, the XXXXXXXX templar says in sirihish, echoing:
     "Everyone is SAFE in His Walls."
July 10, 2016, 07:23:06 PM #62
Quote from: Norcal on July 10, 2016, 06:22:09 PM
Quote from: Zenith on July 10, 2016, 02:47:40 PM
Voting from vacation... I deserve a cookie for that. ;)

This site uses cookies..so you win! 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
July 10, 2016, 07:30:37 PM #63
Quote from: valeria on July 10, 2016, 11:18:31 AM
Quote from: Raptor_Dan on July 09, 2016, 04:19:23 AM
The Hottest Girls from Cenyr want to Date YouYour Boots (If You Know What I Mean)!

Vote now!

Fixed  ;D

Yes! +1! You've just won a free Ipod twelfthling.
Quote from: Miradus on January 26, 2017, 11:36:32 AM
I'm just looking for a general consensus. Or Moe's opinion. Either one generally can be accepted as canon.
October 01, 2016, 09:14:44 AM #64
You've been randomly selected!
Quote from: Riev on June 12, 2019, 02:20:04 PM
Do you kill your sparring partners once they are useless to you, so that you are king?
October 01, 2016, 11:32:17 AM #65
The top 15 CRAZY things Byn Runners do !

Vote now!
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
October 03, 2016, 09:14:02 AM #66
CLICK NOW!

The next person to vote will win a free secret rolecall application!
Quote from: Riev on June 12, 2019, 02:20:04 PM
Do you kill your sparring partners once they are useless to you, so that you are king?
October 13, 2016, 04:41:26 AM #67
I voted and all I got was this lousy pair of new boots.
October 13, 2016, 02:00:17 PM #68
I voted and saw we were seventh and decided to play Castle Marrach for a while.



Quote from: Riev on June 12, 2019, 02:20:04 PM
Do you kill your sparring partners once they are useless to you, so that you are king?
October 24, 2016, 01:43:08 PM #69
Failing miserably on TMS. Down to #9 last I checked. TF  >:(

The Ooze is strong with this one

Quote from: 8bitgrandpa on June 28, 2016, 12:01:20 AM
You are our official hammer, Ooze.

Malachi 2:3
October 25, 2016, 06:42:44 PM #70
Vote every day, sometimes I click on it multiple times just in case, trying to keep it from going below ten..
June 24, 2017, 07:26:24 PM #71 Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 10:01:27 AM by Molten Heart
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"It's too hot in the hottub!"

-James Brown

https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA
June 26, 2017, 02:47:16 PM #72
This fucker's Mud is only 12 votes ahead of us on TMC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaDRvFYoZA
June 27, 2017, 04:58:04 AM #73
Is there a mud based on the 1984 film Amadeus starring Tom Hulce?
June 30, 2017, 07:50:00 AM #74
We are now back to the top 10 on TMS - 8th place! Yay us for regaining most of our former glory.

Now we just have to get to #1 on TMC, our usual nesting spot.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
September 09, 2017, 04:43:49 PM #75 Last Edit: August 05, 2018, 04:05:37 AM by Molten Heart
.
"It's too hot in the hottub!"

-James Brown

https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA
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