Author Topic: Things that cracked you up today  (Read 29167 times)

Synthesis

  • Posts: 9385
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #575 on: July 26, 2017, 04:42:28 AM »
Got a text message from a random number who wouldn't quit texting me, so I ended up trolling them with bloodninja copypasta.  They didn't get it.
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: Smuz
I come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: Vanth
Synthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Melkor

  • Posts: 827
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #576 on: July 26, 2017, 04:48:59 AM »
I stomp the ground and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

Nice, man.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Riev

  • Posts: 4728
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #577 on: July 26, 2017, 10:46:38 AM »
em leaves to get his robe and wizard hat.
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #578 on: July 28, 2017, 12:58:16 PM »


I'm so in love with how stereotypically Italian he is. God, Mooch. Thank you for providing solid gold hits.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Melkor

  • Posts: 827
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #579 on: July 28, 2017, 02:08:01 PM »


Seige FTW.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Hauwke

  • Posts: 1175
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #580 on: July 28, 2017, 09:23:25 PM »
I will see you Seige and raise you a Stabo the Crabo.

Malken

  • Posts: 9024
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #581 on: July 29, 2017, 10:53:34 AM »
“When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse’s feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back.”

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #582 on: July 29, 2017, 08:52:41 PM »
I love that gif. It's so god damn stupid. Ahh.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #583 on: August 05, 2017, 09:57:32 AM »
Eldest booger while playing Evolve:

"You have to kill dis mothafucka up."
"Solomon!!!"
"He has bombs, mom. So many bombs."

Heaven help me. He at least knows not to cuss outside the house.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Refugee

  • Posts: 1573
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #585 on: August 06, 2017, 10:27:50 AM »


I saw this on my TV guide so I watched it this morning.   Still cracks me up. 

We thought these guys were so funny in the 70s.  We had LPs and 8 tracks of their routines that we would play over and over.  Guys in my seriously country culturally-homogeneous little high school would go around acting and talking like them.  I guess part of it was how shockingly outrageous they were for the times.  There wasn't anything else like it, and hadn't ever been.  Like when Blazing Saddles and Animal House came out, same effect.




boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #586 on: August 09, 2017, 09:15:44 PM »
My mother just now at the counter at McDonald's:

"Whoa. You guys have all day breakfast now?!"

Where the hell have you been, mom?
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Riev

  • Posts: 4728
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #587 on: August 10, 2017, 09:11:10 AM »
Eldest booger while playing Evolve:

"You have to kill dis mothafucka up."
"Solomon!!!"
"He has bombs, mom. So many bombs."

Heaven help me. He at least knows not to cuss outside the house.

But the bombs
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.

Delirium

  • Helper
  • Posts: 11459
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #588 on: August 11, 2017, 12:28:10 PM »
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

I get wherever I'm going, I get whatever I need
while my blood's still flowing and my heart still beats

ExtraPlanar

  • Posts: 117
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #589 on: August 15, 2017, 06:34:56 PM »
One day I will make a noble/aide based on Freckle. One day.



dont give me a noble role

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #590 on: August 28, 2017, 08:50:02 AM »


Possibly the greatest meme ever.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Strongheart

  • Posts: 58
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #591 on: August 28, 2017, 12:33:13 PM »
That episode in particular was nightmare fuel for me. Reetuuurn the slaaab!
Die gedanken sind frei.

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #592 on: August 30, 2017, 01:46:02 AM »
Ramses!!!

Both of my kids love that episode. They're fucking weird. Speaking of kids, my youngest told me tonight he's not my sweetheart anymore, KING GRASS, because I wouldn't snuggle more with him.

King Grass is meant to be congrats. I say it when the kids lose a privilege, in hopes that I impart a skill bump in Sarcasm unto them.

However, I am still dying with laughter over this, 4 hours later. King Grass.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #593 on: August 30, 2017, 07:15:00 PM »


Miradus, that you?

(I thought immediately of Miradus even if he says he's not flooding.)
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Dahlia

  • Posts: 57
"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

FamousAmos

  • Posts: 208
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #595 on: September 15, 2017, 09:04:18 PM »
https://streamable.com/1odlk

Someone Mastercraft me a skateboard please.

Grapes

  • Posts: 113
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #596 on: September 15, 2017, 11:48:30 PM »
https://streamable.com/1odlk

Someone Mastercraft me a skateboard please.

Mek bone wheels, jasper ball bearings, solid, fire-hardened agafari construction, leather reinforced underside, suede on top for surer grip of foot... you'll be breaking every bone in your body in no time. Just ask a noble to drain their pool, the outcome will be the same in the end.
Quote from: Is Friday
If you ever hassle me IC for not playing much that means that I'm going to play even less or I'll forever write you off as a neckbeard chained to his computer. So don't be a dick.

Delirium

  • Helper
  • Posts: 11459
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #597 on: September 17, 2017, 06:48:52 PM »
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

I get wherever I'm going, I get whatever I need
while my blood's still flowing and my heart still beats

boog

  • Posts: 10465
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #598 on: October 03, 2017, 07:58:54 AM »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

ShaLeah

  • Posts: 4965
Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #599 on: October 03, 2017, 08:52:31 AM »
Quote from: Cenghiz
And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.
Quote from: Ourla
I would slather you in sin and roll you out the other side.