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BadSkeelz

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2015, 02:38:48 AM »
Well now I know how to cheer up my 49er-fan coworkers tomorrow.
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Malken

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2015, 02:32:58 PM »
“When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse’s feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back.”

Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2015, 11:57:54 AM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2015, 11:57:34 AM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

Desertman

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2015, 01:01:34 PM »
Dat Bostonian accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwN59hYQAFg&feature=youtu.be

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Delirium

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2015, 01:31:05 PM »


A CRISP, CORAL

dad please
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Desertman

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2015, 02:01:20 PM »


A CRISP, CORAL

dad please

I laughed harder at this than I should have. The "Dad Coral" meme is one of my guilty pleasures.
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
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Malken

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2015, 03:16:30 PM »
“When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse’s feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back.”

Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2015, 05:45:37 PM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

lordcooper

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2015, 05:45:09 PM »
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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MeTekillot

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2015, 04:47:46 AM »
Where have you buried the body, MeTekillot?

LauraMars

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2015, 10:13:35 AM »
Someone on FB linked this youtube channel with a bunch of hilariously surreal edits of Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes.  They're all pretty old but who cares, new to me.

I am crying with laughter.

Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

Delirium

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2015, 02:24:29 PM »
My co-worker's on-point costume.

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Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2015, 10:02:32 PM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

ShaLeah

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2015, 01:09:09 PM »
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Molten Heart

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2015, 10:55:52 PM »

boog

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #41 on: November 23, 2015, 01:31:53 AM »
"I am not your best friend anymore, because I said so." -baby boog 1 to baby boog 2.

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boog

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #42 on: November 25, 2015, 12:49:37 AM »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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There is only one boog.

ShaLeah

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #43 on: November 25, 2015, 09:43:18 AM »
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And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.
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I would slather you in sin and roll you out the other side.

Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2015, 10:28:08 AM »
Cats are made of liquid.

Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

Delirium

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2015, 11:11:06 AM »
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

I get wherever I'm going, I get whatever I need
while my blood's still flowing and my heart still beats

Fathi

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2015, 05:07:11 PM »
@marmolheater 29 minutes ago

me: take me to the other fifteen
tour guide: sir it's called the 'Sistine Ch-'
me: show me the other fifteen fucking chapels.
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Share the same space for a minute or two

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Riev

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2015, 05:41:29 PM »


Damnit, Laura. This is like The Game, and I had just forgotten about how much I want it.
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LauraMars

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #48 on: December 02, 2015, 12:29:35 AM »
The good news is you only have to wait another year.  The bad news is there's a whole year to go.

Thing that cracked me up today:

Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A foreign presence contacts your mind.

Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2015, 12:42:49 AM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness