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ShaLeah

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Things that cracked you up today
« on: September 15, 2015, 01:19:31 PM »
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I would slather you in sin and roll you out the other side.
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Shal is on point.
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And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.

Marauder Moe

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2015, 08:52:17 PM »

musashi

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2015, 09:08:31 PM »
Quote from: i can haz mantis
Random Thought: Don't argue against Musasushi because.... really... you lose.
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Musashi, I hate it when you're right. ;)
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I redacted the whole redacted.

Delirium

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2015, 09:14:44 PM »
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

I get wherever I'm going, I get whatever I need
while my blood's still flowing and my heart still beats

Chettaman

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"Don't let life be your burden."
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ShaLeah

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2015, 07:43:02 AM »
Quote from: Ourla
I would slather you in sin and roll you out the other side.
Quote from: Oryx
Shal is on point.
Quote from: Cenghiz
And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.

musashi

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2015, 07:46:06 AM »
Quote from: i can haz mantis
Random Thought: Don't argue against Musasushi because.... really... you lose.
Quote from: brytta.leofa
Musashi, I hate it when you're right. ;)
Quote from: Nyr
I redacted the whole redacted.

ShaLeah

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2015, 10:35:05 AM »
Quote from: Ourla
I would slather you in sin and roll you out the other side.
Quote from: Oryx
Shal is on point.
Quote from: Cenghiz
And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.

Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2015, 04:18:27 PM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

Barsook

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2015, 06:26:21 PM »

Delirium

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2015, 06:27:31 PM »
"Our whole lives are just stories." - Vikings

I get wherever I'm going, I get whatever I need
while my blood's still flowing and my heart still beats

boog

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2015, 11:25:23 PM »
"O, uh, uh... Opopuss."
"One, two, three. Three titties!"

Titties is supposed to be piggies. :(

It's always a little weird when your littlest is smarter than your eldest. I guess smarter isn't right - it's more like... they both have different knowledge and apply it differently. But the 2.5 year old busting out with, "A, ah, ah, apple, b, buh, buh, boat, Barry, ball, baby..." when your eldest is like, "ABCs are stupid," is always... interesting.

Well. Anyway. This, too, don't care how many of you guys have seen it on Facebook:

Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

bardbard#4

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2015, 06:37:02 AM »
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

LauraMars

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2015, 09:59:58 AM »
holy crap its bardbard#4 :o

also lol
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A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

RogueGunslinger

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2015, 10:06:14 AM »
Hah, that's their post for the year.

Barzalene

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2015, 12:17:24 PM »


The first chapter had me cracking up. The second hasn't provoked any laughter yet, but I think I'm recommending it to any of you who've played D&D.

Yep. It's funny.
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

manonfire

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2015, 01:06:46 PM »


79 year old grandmother does an LP of Skyrim, and it's the best thing I've ever seen.



bardbard#4

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2015, 01:10:03 PM »
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

Iiyola

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2015, 01:27:53 PM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

LauraMars

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2015, 07:18:04 PM »
79 year old grandmother does an LP of Skyrim, and it's the best thing I've ever seen.

Her little giggle as she slays the bandits is so adorable. I love Skyrim Grandma.

Hi!

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Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Is Friday

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2015, 08:56:55 PM »












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did you just meet a ridiculously unfuckable psychotic female character? It's 75% likely that Is_Friday is playing it! unfuckable, unwantable, unloveable, poorly played, stereotype-driven, abusive, and shallow!

MeTekillot

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2015, 09:22:59 PM »
I like her. She's wittier than I am.
Where have you buried the body, MeTekillot?

Patuk

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2015, 03:17:40 PM »
No specific examples, but the John Cena meme gets me every time. It is glorious
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.

LauraMars

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2015, 11:50:22 PM »
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

boog

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Re: Things that cracked you up today
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2015, 01:28:11 AM »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.