"O, uh, uh... Opopuss."
"One, two, three. Three titties!"
Titties is supposed to be piggies.
It's always a little weird when your littlest is smarter than your eldest. I guess smarter isn't right - it's more like... they both have different knowledge and apply it differently. But the 2.5 year old busting out with, "A, ah, ah, apple, b, buh, buh, boat, Barry, ball, baby..." when your eldest is like, "ABCs are stupid," is always... interesting.
Well. Anyway. This, too, don't care how many of you guys have seen it on Facebook: