destruction of steinal -- Tek (i am a hilurd, ama)

Started by hilurd tektolnes, April 01, 2014, 08:37:50 AM

Quote from: SunKing1991 on April 01, 2014, 11:34:20 AM
You know, when I apped for this role, I thought it was going to be epic, not like babysitting toddlers. You guys see what I have to deal with?

I'd post the log of the time he tried the same thing with Tuluk and the kryl snuck up behind him, but staff keeps telling me no, he's still alive, the rez was justified because I shouldn't have had the 'Immortal Slayer' sword. It's all crap.

And daddy's boy: it's South Africa. Just because we're part of the Commonwealth doesn't mean we're subjects to the British Crown.

His Royal Highness Muk Utep... Just post a log of the time you kicked Tek's ass. I'm sure there are many of them.
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Where's that money you owe me, Tek? Seriously, how long has it been now?
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Dead elves can ride wheeled ladders just fine.
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"You can never have your mountainhome because you can't grow a beard."
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Quote from: hilurd tektolnes on April 01, 2014, 01:00:53 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 01, 2014, 11:33:58 AM
Also, Tek, you are hot. How about being #5? My backstab skill is at master, as is my cooking.

if ur having dude problems i feel bad for u, hon
i got 99 posts and this one makes 100 where i ask why u not include ride skill

i mean lets be honest, everyone was thinking it, u opened that door


They don't have to think it, they know M'Hilurd.
* ShaLeah winks.

ride                      (total fail)
suX0rz                  (mindblowing)
two handed            (super duper)
sandwich making     (bombastic)
brewing                 (staggering)


Call me. Seriously. I'll totally be your bitch.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Quote from: ShaLeah on April 01, 2014, 01:58:38 PM
Quote from: hilurd tektolnes on April 01, 2014, 01:00:53 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 01, 2014, 11:33:58 AM
Also, Tek, you are hot. How about being #5? My backstab skill is at master, as is my cooking.

if ur having dude problems i feel bad for u, hon
i got 99 posts and this one makes 100 where i ask why u not include ride skill

i mean lets be honest, everyone was thinking it, u opened that door


They don't have to think it, they know M'Hilurd.
* ShaLeah winks.

ride                      (total fail)
suX0rz                  (mindblowing)
two handed            (super duper)
sandwich making     (bombastic)
brewing                 (staggering)


Call me. Seriously. I'll totally be your bitch.


*chuckles* Guess she has no ride skill, how unfortunate.
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Cause I can't get the Edit part to work... But I could teach you how to ride here's mine...

ride                            (god-like)
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April 01, 2014, 02:53:51 PM #30 Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 06:56:00 PM by ShaLeah
Quote from: slvrmoontiger on April 01, 2014, 02:16:05 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 01, 2014, 01:58:38 PM
Quote from: hilurd tektolnes on April 01, 2014, 01:00:53 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 01, 2014, 11:33:58 AM
Also, Tek, you are hot. How about being #5? My backstab skill is at master, as is my cooking.

if ur having dude problems i feel bad for u, hon
i got 99 posts and this one makes 100 where i ask why u not include ride skill

i mean lets be honest, everyone was thinking it, u opened that door


They don't have to think it, they know M'Hilurd.
* ShaLeah winks.

ride                      (total fail)
suX0rz                  (mindblowing)
two handed            (super duper)
sandwich making     (bombastic)
brewing                 (staggering)


Call me. Seriously. I'll totally be your bitch.




*chuckles* Guess she has no ride skill, how unfortunate.

Dude you don't need ride when your suX0rz is at mind blowing AND your sammich making is at bombastic. D'uh.

Edited to fix phone auto correct.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Dear Highlord

May I call you 'Tickle Toes'?
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April 01, 2014, 03:24:49 PM #32 Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 03:26:28 PM by SunKing1991
Quote from: LauraMars on April 01, 2014, 12:31:08 PM
Muk Utep, how many people love you?

Do you love them back?

DO YOU LOVE ME, SPECIFICALLY?

WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER?



All the people, and of course I love them back. I'm like a father to all of you.

As for you, my child, do you think I don't know what you've done? Repent, and come back to me.

Quote from: hilurd tektolnes on April 01, 2014, 01:00:53 PM
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Any time, daddy's boy. Come out of your stupid tower and come meet me face-to-face. Who do you think I am, Luir?

Oh, that's right. You can't.

Normally I wouldn't stoop to this level, but it seems the only language you can understand:

You love your Sun King.


That's one across the bow, skipper! Prepare for return fire!
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Dammit Kol you made me laugh too.
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     "Hi! Please don't kill the sparring dummy."

Muk, you remember that one time you had that kewl tree and then you didn't have that kewl tree no more?

Welcome to the game son. Tyn Dashra, greatest bait in historiez. Enjoy dat volcano.
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

Hi, lord,

U give love a bad name.  Also: soul - for eating or for bards?

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Rairen, what would we do without you?

Quote from: Rairen on April 01, 2014, 06:47:20 PM
Hi, lord,

U give love a bad name.  Also: soul - for eating or for bards?



R-r-...-RAIREN!!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Quote from: Desertman on April 01, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
Muk, you remember that one time you had that kewl tree and then you didn't have that kewl tree no more?

Welcome to the game son. Tyn Dashra, greatest bait in historiez. Enjoy dat volcano.

Remember that one time you had that cool...

oh wait, no, nevermind.

The volcano's there because I want it there. Seemed the coolest way to finally get those damned squatters off my lawn. And now I have a good source for my lava cannons.
You love your Sun King.

Quote from: SunKing1991 on April 01, 2014, 07:18:37 PM
Quote from: Desertman on April 01, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
Muk, you remember that one time you had that kewl tree and then you didn't have that kewl tree no more?

Welcome to the game son. Tyn Dashra, greatest bait in historiez. Enjoy dat volcano.

Remember that one time you had that cool...

oh wait, no, nevermind.

The volcano's there because I want it there. Seemed the coolest way to finally get those damned squatters off my lawn. And now I have a good source for my lava cannons.

Go make more public appearances, or as the Highlurd likes to call it, low-class slumming.

Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

Dear Muk,

How does one sufficiently PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?
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Goat porn is not prohibited in the Highlord's city.