Muk Utep, how many people love you?
Do you love them back?
DO YOU LOVE ME, SPECIFICALLY?
WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
All the people, and of course I love them back. I'm like a father to all of you.
As for you, my child, do you think I don't know what you've done? Repent, and come back to me.
Any time, daddy's boy. Come out of your stupid tower and come meet me face-to-face. Who do you think I am, Luir?
Oh, that's right. You can't.
Normally I wouldn't stoop to this level, but it seems the only language you can understand: