What does your half-elf do in the face of insult?

[long live miley cyrus]

My half-elf's just glad they didn't get punched in the face until unconscious, waking up later to find that their money is gone and a dead lizard has been tied to their hair with a string.

[Fujikoma]

Pick the lock on their apartment door and shit in their boots.

[Kalai]

My half-elf's just glad they didn't get punched in the face until unconscious, waking up later to find that their money is gone and a dead lizard has been tied to their hair with a string.

On occasion, mine are disappointed, rather than glad, of this. ... Verbatim, yes. With the dead lizard and string included, yes.