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Rathustra

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RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« on: October 02, 2013, 03:53:53 PM »
Hello.

I am Rathustra and I need you to make poop.

Yes, that's correct - I, Rathustra require assistance in creating dung.

Dried dung that is!

I need dried versions of the following:

a fist-sized ball of dung
a hand-sized ball of dung
a ball of kank dung
a small, round pellet-sized dropping
a fist-sized ball of dung
a pile of sloppy fecal matter (this one should be interesting)
a long coil of brown feces
a tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung
a grainy coil of feces
a head-sized hunk of feces

If you want more details, such as the description of any of these turds, please either take a look in game (there's plenty just writing around). Or e-mail independents@armageddon.org and CC mud@armageddon.org.

Do the same with your completed dehydrated dumps! (e-mail indies and cc the mud account).

Ta.

EDIT: These are poops that have been dried by people. People who dry poops. These aren't poops that have baked where they've been dropped.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 04:26:03 PM by Rathustra »

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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 04:05:51 PM »
I got fist and tubular. Will have it to you in around 15 minutes :)
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2013, 04:07:31 PM »
Nice. Weather effects!

a fist-sized ball of dung - a fist-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
a hand-sized ball of dung - a hand-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
a ball of kank dung - a ball of cracked, dry dung (dry kank dung isn't recognizable anymore -- also aren't all kanks dead??!!)
a small, round pellet-sized dropping - a small round dried out pellet of black matter
a fist-sized ball of dung - a fist-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
a pile of sloppy fecal matter - a pile of cracked, and dry brown and black matter
a long coil of brown feces - a dried long coil of brown matter
a tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung - a tubuar, black, cracked and dry piece of dung
a grainy coil of feces - a fetid, cracked pile of feces (stops being recognized as a coil?)
a head-sized hunk of feces a head-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 04:11:29 PM by janeshephard »
And there was some dwarf smoking spice, and I thought that was so scandalous because I'd only been playing in 'nak.


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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2013, 04:14:44 PM »


I thought this might help.
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2013, 04:16:52 PM »
Just out of curiosity, is this man made drying, or weatherborn drying we're talking about here? I feel like if it was intended to be pressed for fires and whatnot it would look different than if it dried in the desert.

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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2013, 04:25:16 PM »
Just out of curiosity, is this man made drying, or weatherborn drying we're talking about here? I feel like if it was intended to be pressed for fires and whatnot it would look different than if it dried in the desert.

Hey that's an amazing point. I'll edit the OP to mention that but yes - this is man-made drying!

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2013, 04:30:36 PM »
fist and tubular sent - I included the sdesc and mdesc for each, I assumed that's what you were looking for.
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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2013, 04:31:32 PM »
UGH WHY IS EVERYBODY GIVING ME CRAP

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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2013, 04:32:59 PM »
UGH WHY IS EVERYBODY GIVING ME CRAP

You Always Poop
The Ones you Love.
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2013, 04:36:58 PM »
Today I learned that puce is a purple brown color.
And there was some dwarf smoking spice, and I thought that was so scandalous because I'd only been playing in 'nak.


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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2013, 04:42:42 PM »
Will this poop be throwable?



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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2013, 04:58:27 PM »
Will this poop be throwable?

Well, all our wet poop is throwable so I don't see why the dry stuff won't be!

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2013, 05:00:45 PM »
UGH WHY IS EVERYBODY GIVING ME CRAP

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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2013, 06:02:47 PM »
If it's man-made drying you could really get away with making just one dried poop object and a bunch of different crafts to make the same thing.

I can't believe I just posted that.
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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2013, 06:07:37 PM »
Skill: Poop_Crafting

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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2013, 06:27:20 PM »
If it's man-made drying you could really get away with making just one dried poop object and a bunch of different crafts to make the same thing.

I can't believe I just posted that.

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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2013, 06:31:15 PM »
Is there a reason for people drying poop?  Or this is IC info?

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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2013, 06:35:04 PM »
Dung has traditionally been dried for use as fuel in fires.

I'd imagine that'll be one if its uses.
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2013, 06:51:59 PM »
Dung has also traditionally been used in spitting competitions. That might make a nifty sporting event in the Blackwing Outpost or Luir's Brothel.
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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2013, 07:02:36 PM »
Leave the twisted and sick minds of our ancestors where they belong, buried under their poop-walled huts!
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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2013, 07:06:53 PM »
Ya'll are having way too much fun wallowing in shit.
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2013, 08:56:40 PM »
Ya'll are having way too much fun wallowing in shit.

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« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2013, 09:04:00 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2013, 02:05:37 AM »
Skill: Poop_Crafting


OGM this would be such an entertaining skill to have.. can we please? PLEASE?


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« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2013, 10:56:55 AM »
Guys, obviously they are finally going put in Skill_Campfire making and take this line out of the campfire helpfile: "Currently, anyone can make a campfire if they have the
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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2013, 06:29:37 PM »
Will this poop be throwable?

Re, dried dung as projectiles: can I load it in my slingshot?

Thanks.

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« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2013, 07:04:07 AM »
Will this poop be throwable?

Re, dried dung as projectiles: can I load it in my slingshot?

Thanks.

This may be a possibility, but first I need more poop!

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« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2013, 07:23:12 AM »
So can we get an update on what's left to do? Give us the scoop on the poop!
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« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2013, 06:45:48 PM »
The unstruck poops are still to be done:

a fist-sized ball of dung
a hand-sized ball of dung
a ball of kank dung
a small, round pellet-sized dropping
a fist-sized ball of dung
a pile of sloppy fecal matter (this one should be interesting)
a long coil of brown feces
a tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung
a grainy coil of feces
a head-sized hunk of feces

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« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2013, 08:51:39 PM »
Should we include a smell string for when we decide to 'sniff poop'?

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« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2013, 09:24:30 PM »
Good grief.
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« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2013, 10:19:21 PM »
Should we include a smell string for when we decide to 'sniff poop'?

I don't think any of my PCs would ever decide to 'sniff poop'.
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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2013, 12:42:10 AM »
Should we include a smell string for when we decide to 'sniff poop'?

I don't think any of my PCs would ever decide to 'sniff poop'.

You clearly haven't been playing in the right areas.
And there was some dwarf smoking spice, and I thought that was so scandalous because I'd only been playing in 'nak.


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« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2013, 05:38:23 PM »
a fist-sized ball of dung
a hand-sized ball of dung
a ball of kank dung
a small, round pellet-sized dropping
a fist-sized ball of dung
a pile of sloppy fecal matter (this one should be interesting)
a long coil of brown feces
a tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung
a grainy coil of feces
a head-sized hunk of feces
Two sent, list updated :)

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« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2013, 01:26:29 PM »
Taste poop
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« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2013, 01:45:24 PM »
a fist-sized ball of dung
a hand-sized ball of dung
a ball of kank dung
a small, round pellet-sized dropping
a fist-sized ball of dung
a pile of sloppy fecal matter (this one should be interesting)
a long coil of brown feces
a tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung
a grainy coil of feces
a head-sized hunk of feces
Two sent, list updated :)

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« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2013, 06:46:36 PM »
Can someone post mdescs for the last two remaining ones?

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« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2013, 07:36:02 PM »
Good work, everyone.

I can finally play my Poop Elemental.

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« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2013, 02:29:46 PM »

Can someone post mdescs for the last two remaining ones?



the grainy coil o' poop:
Code: [Select]
Pitch-black in hue, this grainy coil of excrement has small pieces of
bone, feathers, and what looks like clumps of hair dispersed throughout it.
Coiled like a worm, the feces is somewhat mushy, but will hold together well
enough to be thrown.

the head sized poop:
Code: [Select]
This hunk of dung is roughly the size of a human's head, and made up of
various shapes and consistencies of feces all pressed together into one
compact chunk.  Here and there undigested bits of material such as little
pieces of bone or dried up pieces of grass can be seen.  
A heavy stench clings to this item.
The head sized one could be crafted into several smaller parts.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2013, 04:16:39 PM by Rathustra »

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« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2013, 04:19:12 PM »
Look, we all make mistakes  - sometimes they involve making everyone move east, dragging their kill behind them and sometimes we misjudge the ability for Armageddon to accommodate such a huge variety of poops. I was hoping for some slick, high-tech poop code to manage the variety of poop, but unfortunately I'm going to have to get my hands dirty and make some cuts. Poop cuts.

That means that I'll have to make all the poops be crafted into a single dried poop, to accommodate further poop-processing (poopcessing) by players.

I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time! I was just enthusiastic about poop. :(

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« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2013, 04:29:44 PM »
Awww so does that mean there's just going to be one type of poop?
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« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2013, 04:43:37 PM »
Well poop.
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« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2013, 04:44:23 PM »
Wow all that shit for no poop... How disappointing.
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« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2013, 04:47:07 PM »
Awww so does that mean there's just going to be one type of poop?

Or can we have multiple types of wet poop?

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« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2013, 06:49:19 PM »
Look, we all make mistakes  - sometimes they involve making everyone move east, dragging their kill behind them and sometimes we misjudge the ability for Armageddon to accommodate such a huge variety of poops. I was hoping for some slick, high-tech poop code to manage the variety of poop, but unfortunately I'm going to have to get my hands dirty and make some cuts. Poop cuts.

That means that I'll have to make all the poops be crafted into a single dried poop, to accommodate further poop-processing (poopcessing) by players.

I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time! I was just enthusiastic about poop. :(

Think what he means is that the poop swill be crafted from one large piece, to smaller pieces, to the smallest piece.

D:.
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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #45 on: November 02, 2013, 06:43:26 PM »
Hey guys. Guess what:

you can dry poop now

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« Reply #46 on: November 02, 2013, 06:59:09 PM »
Hey guys. Guess what:

you can dry poop now

W00t!  Thank you!

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« Reply #47 on: November 02, 2013, 07:02:16 PM »
Question is, what the hell do you do with it. Sniff it? Lick it? Throw it?

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« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2013, 07:05:05 PM »
You must forge your own destiny in this post dry poop world.

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« Reply #49 on: November 08, 2013, 07:00:39 AM »
Finally we can shoot sling shot loads of flaming feces at enemy cities.

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« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2013, 01:08:47 AM »
craft poop into flaming poop

load flaming slingshot

shoot west allanak tower

You take aim at your target...

You fire a flaming ball of feces at the golden tower of allanak, setting it ablaze.
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« Reply #51 on: November 16, 2013, 01:13:16 PM »
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