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Rathustra

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RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« on: October 02, 2013, 03:53:53 PM »
Hello.

I am Rathustra and I need you to make poop.

Yes, that's correct - I, Rathustra require assistance in creating dung.

Dried dung that is!

I need dried versions of the following:

a fist-sized ball of dung
a hand-sized ball of dung
a ball of kank dung
a small, round pellet-sized dropping
a fist-sized ball of dung
a pile of sloppy fecal matter (this one should be interesting)
a long coil of brown feces
a tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung
a grainy coil of feces
a head-sized hunk of feces

If you want more details, such as the description of any of these turds, please either take a look in game (there's plenty just writing around). Or e-mail independents@armageddon.org and CC mud@armageddon.org.

Do the same with your completed dehydrated dumps! (e-mail indies and cc the mud account).

Ta.

EDIT: These are poops that have been dried by people. People who dry poops. These aren't poops that have baked where they've been dropped.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 04:26:03 PM by Rathustra »

Lizzie

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 04:05:51 PM »
I got fist and tubular. Will have it to you in around 15 minutes :)
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janeshephard

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2013, 04:07:31 PM »
Nice. Weather effects!

a fist-sized ball of dung - a fist-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
a hand-sized ball of dung - a hand-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
a ball of kank dung - a ball of cracked, dry dung (dry kank dung isn't recognizable anymore -- also aren't all kanks dead??!!)
a small, round pellet-sized dropping - a small round dried out pellet of black matter
a fist-sized ball of dung - a fist-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
a pile of sloppy fecal matter - a pile of cracked, and dry brown and black matter
a long coil of brown feces - a dried long coil of brown matter
a tubular, puce-hued hunk of dung - a tubuar, black, cracked and dry piece of dung
a grainy coil of feces - a fetid, cracked pile of feces (stops being recognized as a coil?)
a head-sized hunk of feces a head-sized cracked, dry ball of dung
« Last Edit: October 02, 2013, 04:11:29 PM by janeshephard »
And there was some dwarf smoking spice, and I thought that was so scandalous because I'd only been playing in 'nak.


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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2013, 04:14:44 PM »


I thought this might help.
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bcw81

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2013, 04:16:52 PM »
Just out of curiosity, is this man made drying, or weatherborn drying we're talking about here? I feel like if it was intended to be pressed for fires and whatnot it would look different than if it dried in the desert.

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Rathustra

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2013, 04:25:16 PM »
Just out of curiosity, is this man made drying, or weatherborn drying we're talking about here? I feel like if it was intended to be pressed for fires and whatnot it would look different than if it dried in the desert.

Hey that's an amazing point. I'll edit the OP to mention that but yes - this is man-made drying!

Lizzie

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2013, 04:30:36 PM »
fist and tubular sent - I included the sdesc and mdesc for each, I assumed that's what you were looking for.
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Rathustra

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2013, 04:31:32 PM »
UGH WHY IS EVERYBODY GIVING ME CRAP

Lizzie

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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2013, 04:32:59 PM »
UGH WHY IS EVERYBODY GIVING ME CRAP

You Always Poop
The Ones you Love.
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janeshephard

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2013, 04:36:58 PM »
Today I learned that puce is a purple brown color.
And there was some dwarf smoking spice, and I thought that was so scandalous because I'd only been playing in 'nak.


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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2013, 04:42:42 PM »
Will this poop be throwable?



Rathustra

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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2013, 04:58:27 PM »
Will this poop be throwable?

Well, all our wet poop is throwable so I don't see why the dry stuff won't be!

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2013, 05:00:45 PM »
UGH WHY IS EVERYBODY GIVING ME CRAP

You Always Poop ON
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2013, 06:02:47 PM »
If it's man-made drying you could really get away with making just one dried poop object and a bunch of different crafts to make the same thing.

I can't believe I just posted that.
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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2013, 06:07:37 PM »
Skill: Poop_Crafting

Rathustra

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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2013, 06:27:20 PM »
If it's man-made drying you could really get away with making just one dried poop object and a bunch of different crafts to make the same thing.

I can't believe I just posted that.

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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2013, 06:31:15 PM »
Is there a reason for people drying poop?  Or this is IC info?

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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2013, 06:35:04 PM »
Dung has traditionally been dried for use as fuel in fires.

I'd imagine that'll be one if its uses.
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2013, 06:51:59 PM »
Dung has also traditionally been used in spitting competitions. That might make a nifty sporting event in the Blackwing Outpost or Luir's Brothel.
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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2013, 07:02:36 PM »
Leave the twisted and sick minds of our ancestors where they belong, buried under their poop-walled huts!
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With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back.”

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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2013, 07:06:53 PM »
Ya'll are having way too much fun wallowing in shit.
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2013, 08:56:40 PM »
Ya'll are having way too much fun wallowing in shit.

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« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2013, 09:04:00 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2013, 02:05:37 AM »
Skill: Poop_Crafting


OGM this would be such an entertaining skill to have.. can we please? PLEASE?


I promise I wont use it for... no... no I can't make any promisses.
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Re: RATHUSTRA NEEDS YOUR POOP
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2013, 10:56:55 AM »
Guys, obviously they are finally going put in Skill_Campfire making and take this line out of the campfire helpfile: "Currently, anyone can make a campfire if they have the
right materials."

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