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LauraMars

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2013, 11:38:29 AM »
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2013, 11:50:15 AM »


I don't think Gaston has much yellow fever in him, or much of a taste for women that can pass as men when they just cut their hair and wear a hat.

Mulan is safe, so long as she doesn't come around pretending to be a warrior in his presence.

The man is a traditionalist after all.

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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2013, 11:51:15 AM »
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won’t find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2013, 11:51:30 AM »


I don't think Gaston has much yellow fever in him, or much of a taste for women that can pass as men when they just cut their hair and wear a hat.

Mulan is safe, so long as she doesn't come around pretending to be a warrior in his presence.

The man is a traditionalist after all.



You get back here!

Don't make me stomp around in my boots after you!

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Desertman

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2013, 11:52:57 AM »


What is Bambi doing in Gaston's thread?

Hold still just a little longer....

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2013, 11:57:10 AM »
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Desertman

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2013, 12:03:02 PM »
Don't bring that pudgy little free loader into Gaston's thread. No, we don't have any free honey for you shit-bear, now why don't you go get a job and learn to control yourself in the presence of sweets.

You could benefit from eating five dozen eggs and lifting benches packed with adoring blondes instead of shoving your face full of sugar all day and dragging your gurth around Ashwood Forest looking for handouts.

Don't make Gaston use you in his decorating. He needs a new rug.

The only smackerel Gaston has for you is a smackerel in your bum mouth if you come around begging on his doorstep.





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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2013, 12:17:20 PM »
Okay, I'll bite, nobody messes with my Laura. Though there is really only one response to the guy who just won't shut up:

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2013, 12:21:48 PM »
I have no idea what is happening here.



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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2013, 12:23:02 PM »
Desertman's on a macho mysygonist kick and I am mocking him with Disney gifs.

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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2013, 12:30:55 PM »
Gaston has no problem with Meg. Sure she was a bit out of hand at the beginning of Hercules, but Herc is a good lad with admirable manly qualities. He matured a lot throughout the tale and by the end he had risen to a level worthy of Gaston, more or less. By the end of that tale Meg learns her place and realizes who the star of the story is. Herc has her well in hand by the end.

Gaston and Herc, they could drink together.

Next.
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« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2013, 12:41:51 PM »
I have no idea what is happening here.

Gaston is ruling over his domain, which for the time being, also happens to include this thread, this may or may not change at his whim.

These are the rules that govern all of existence.

Gaston is omnipotent and omnipresent.

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« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2013, 12:45:42 PM »
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2013, 12:51:05 PM »
I can't believe you all still get your panties in a bunch when D-man gets all Neanderthal on here!

Remember that Belle's FATHER even suggested Gaston!

I'd not read for you D-man. Bring out the master! I would even iron. So long as my shoe budget was replenished daily. You got a single father? I'm on the prowl for husband #5!
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2013, 01:13:43 PM »
What's this about my panties?





Anyway, Gaston doesn't do it for me, but he does provide an important public service.



Also, on topic, I'm rewatching Hunchback because of this thread.  IT'S SO DARK.
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #40 on: September 10, 2013, 02:35:22 PM »


 :)

Priceless. If you made that your avatar, I would not be dissapointed.
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2013, 02:36:57 PM »
I can't believe you all still get your panties in a bunch when D-man gets all Neanderthal on here!

Remember that Belle's FATHER even suggested Gaston!

I'd not read for you D-man. Bring out the master! I would even iron. So long as my shoe budget was replenished daily. You got a single father? I'm on the prowl for husband #5!

Hahahahahahah, this made me laugh. Thank you for that.

My father is actually on wife #5 currently, but they have been together for 20+ years. For him I guess practice makes perfect.
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #42 on: September 10, 2013, 02:42:02 PM »
Shaleah, when you go to weddings now (even your own, I suppose), do you start snickering when the officiant says "as long as you both shall live."?
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #43 on: September 10, 2013, 02:43:40 PM »




Now back to business.

What is this about Gaston? Are you questioning his sexuality?

Certainly not. I know when you say, "Helping gay little boys figure things out." etc...What you mean is, "Teaching them to man up, since 1991."

Now, there is no denying, men love Gaston. But not in a sexual way, which I believe is the idea you are trying to present here. Men love Gaston the way they love a best friend they survived Vietnam with. The sort of manly envious and pure bond that can only be developed between two "real" men who know what it means to lead the pack and watch over the herd.

After all...

Every guy here'd love to be Gaston.
Even when taking his lumps.
There's no man in town as admired as him.
He's everyone's favorite guy.
Everyone's awed and inspried by him.
And it's not very hard to see why.


Now on to this:


Anyway, Gaston doesn't do it for me, but he does provide an important public service.


I can't even dignify such an absurb statement with a lengthy response. All I can say is Gaston does it for every woman. He does it for old women. Young women. Blind women. Deaf women. Mute women (one of his favorites). Blondes. Brunettes. Redheads. And he most certainly, and undeniably, does it for LauraMars.

Gaston is the reason the packaging on every kind of birth control in existence says 99.9%......and not 100%.

Better recognize.
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #44 on: September 10, 2013, 02:46:16 PM »
The thread is inspired, btw.



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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2013, 05:29:10 PM »
Desertman, I am incredibly disappointed in you. You've held up fairly well so far, despite the occasional need to pull a sidestep and roundabout...

But I gave you the PERFECT opening to use this gif, and you DIDN'T TAKE IT.



So...



You failed, my friend.
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2013, 05:33:09 PM »
Desertman, I am incredibly disappointed in you. You've held up fairly well so far, despite the occasional need to pull a sidestep and roundabout...

But I gave you the PERFECT opening to use this gif, and you DIDN'T TAKE IT.



So...



You failed, my friend.

That gif is perfect. I am also dissapointed in myself. *sigh*
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2013, 06:08:06 PM »
Shaleah, when you go to weddings now (even your own, I suppose), do you start snickering when the officiant says "as long as you both shall live."?

I force bitches to stop saying that and instead say "Till (my real name) gets sick of you."

I can't believe you all still get your panties in a bunch when D-man gets all Neanderthal on here!

Remember that Belle's FATHER even suggested Gaston!

I'd not read for you D-man. Bring out the master! I would even iron. So long as my shoe budget was replenished daily. You got a single father? I'm on the prowl for husband #5!

Hahahahahahah, this made me laugh. Thank you for that.

My father is actually on wife #5 currently, but they have been together for 20+ years. For him I guess practice makes perfect.

There is hope for me yet. I figure as long as I don't pass Liz Taylor I've got no shame. Hell, that'd be bragging rights, I'm no Liz Taylor!
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2013, 06:27:38 PM »


Does it look to anybody else like Mickey is standing on that blonde guy's head?

Never played that game, but I hear it has many fans.

Also, Goofy should not be allowed near pointy things.
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Re: What is Your Favorite Disney Movie?
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2013, 11:07:11 AM »
Mulan. Hands down. Manboog loves Aladdin.

The Fox and the Hound if you wanna sob. That's actually the only Disney movie both of us love, and loved as kids.

I can't believe no one else said The Fox and the Hound! Wth!
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