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Delirium

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2013, 09:30:38 AM »
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Desertman

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2013, 10:12:05 AM »
Damn why can't this happen when I don't have to be at work at 5am the next morning

My brain just auto-corrected "Damn" to "Dman" for a moment, and I almost answered your question/asked you why I would even know.

Then I took another drink of my Monster, and realized my brain isn't working right yet this morning.
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MeTekillot

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2013, 10:50:37 AM »
Nyr is still an admin, Maso.
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Eurynomos

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2013, 11:29:53 AM »
There are other people on Staff who will gladly slaughter your PC's as well, given reason :)
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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2013, 04:28:36 PM »
I thought Halaster was a fluffy cuddly imm who loved everyone and 'cast mon un imm mass destructo' by mistake, totally unintentionally, and was very sorry after the fact.

He didn't meant to do it the next half dozen times either, honestly.
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Desertman

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2013, 04:30:11 PM »
I thought Halaster was a fluffy cuddly imm who loved everyone and 'cast mon un imm mass destructo' by mistake, totally unintentionally, and was very sorry after the fact.

He didn't meant to do it the next half dozen times either, honestly.


He was a plain man. You know Li?




(I'm really laughing way too hard at my own joke here. For the second part to work, the "Li" is pronounced as "Lee".)
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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2013, 04:37:29 PM »
*snicker*
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Bushranger

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2013, 06:58:49 PM »
Within the Admin manor our spy managed to snap a photo of the team planning the HRPT!

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2013, 07:07:24 PM »
Hahaha!

hatchets

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2013, 11:10:54 PM »
Man... all this taunting of staff, with saying they are no halastar is starting to make me almost not want to show up to the HRPT. I am feeling

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WarriorPoet

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #60 on: July 18, 2013, 07:02:50 AM »
I've seen a few HRPT. Never ends well for me.

Bring that shit.
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Morrolan

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #61 on: July 18, 2013, 11:31:46 AM »
My characters survive HRPT's.

Historically, it's the RPT's where I do dumb stuff...
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Myhrrn

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #62 on: July 18, 2013, 02:00:38 PM »
My characters survive HRPT's.

Historically, it's the RPT's where I do dumb stuff...

You had better go knock on some agafari REALLY hard now.

Morrolan

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2013, 02:28:13 PM »
My characters survive HRPT's.

Historically, it's the RPT's where I do dumb stuff...

You had better go knock on some agafari REALLY hard now.

I also never go in HRPTs expecting to survive...and probably not this one, either.
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flurry

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2013, 02:34:06 PM »
I think I've survived all the HRPTs, if the gith invasion wasn't one. That RPT delivered my most unusual death.
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KankWhisperer

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2013, 02:54:27 PM »
I have a high survival rate. My friends and enemies at the time not so much.

Vwest

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2013, 03:32:04 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.
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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2013, 03:35:27 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.

Why, oh why didn't I think of this? Mudsex during all the death, destruction, and chaos. And if you die, what better way could you die?
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Desertman

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #68 on: July 18, 2013, 03:47:32 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.

If I get hit with a metor now...I swear....
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Barzalene

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2013, 03:51:49 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.

Why, oh why didn't I think of this? Mudsex during all the death, destruction, and chaos. And if you die, what better way could you die?

Complete waste of a perfectly good HRPT. And it flies in the face of the old adage:
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Patuk

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2013, 04:13:30 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.

Why, oh why didn't I think of this? Mudsex during all the death, destruction, and chaos. And if you die, what better way could you die?

Complete waste of a perfectly good HRPT. And it flies in the face of the old adage:
To the victors goes the nookie.

You got that one mixed up. The ancient Tatlum texts clearly state that those with the nookie are the victors
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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2013, 05:23:02 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.

Why, oh why didn't I think of this? Mudsex during all the death, destruction, and chaos. And if you die, what better way could you die?

Complete waste of a perfectly good HRPT. And it flies in the face of the old adage:
To the victors goes the nookie.

You got that one mixed up. The ancient Tatlum texts clearly state that those with the nookie are the victors

No, no.. it's:

Those that victor the nookie are the adage.
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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2013, 05:42:53 PM »
No, no.. it's:

Those that victor the nookie are the adage.

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KankWhisperer

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2013, 05:43:51 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.

Why, oh why didn't I think of this? Mudsex during all the death, destruction, and chaos. And if you die, what better way could you die?

Complete waste of a perfectly good HRPT. And it flies in the face of the old adage:
To the victors goes the nookie.

You got that one mixed up. The ancient Tatlum texts clearly state that those with the nookie are the victors

No, no.. it's:

Those that victor the nookie are the adage.

Quote from the tatlum texts on the reason for the conflict from the instigator themselves:

" I did it all for the nookie,  c'mon, the nookie.."

Vwest

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Re: Second HRPT ever?
« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2013, 07:11:56 PM »
I'm just gonna mudsex my way through this mess, you all have fun getting hit with meteors and shit.

Why, oh why didn't I think of this? Mudsex during all the death, destruction, and chaos. And if you die, what better way could you die?

Complete waste of a perfectly good HRPT. And it flies in the face of the old adage:
To the victors goes the nookie.

You know what else flies into faces? Meteors.

Good luck with that.
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