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Delirium

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #200 on: May 29, 2013, 06:58:51 PM »
It's actually more of an ongoing GDB joke than any reflection on IG reality.

However, it is true that dwarven female PCs tend to be rare enough that they usually get a lot of (often unwanted) attention from male dwarven PCs, whether or not that should really be the case (considering females aren't particularly rare in the virtual world, as compared to males).
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KankWhisperer

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #201 on: May 29, 2013, 07:18:27 PM »
Has anyone ever seen a gay or bisexual male dwarf?

Kismetic

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #202 on: May 29, 2013, 07:19:59 PM »
Has anyone ever seen a gay or bisexual male dwarf?

I want to say yes, but I never asked him.
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Marauder Moe

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #203 on: May 29, 2013, 07:24:12 PM »
Okay, but we can at least all agree that DWARF female is easy mode, right?

Sorry for the derail, but I keep picking up on things like this.

Are dwarves considered "overpowered" or something?
Dwarves have stat bonuses that make them good warriors.  Also, compared to elves and half-elves, racist sentiment against them is much less severe.

Fredd

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #204 on: May 29, 2013, 08:16:51 PM »
Has anyone ever seen a gay or bisexual male dwarf?

I want to say yes, but I never asked him.

Yes. As a stealthy, I saw one have sex with a human male pc once. And the human was catching.

Things seen, cannot be unseen *shiver*
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Wastrel

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #205 on: May 29, 2013, 08:35:21 PM »
Has anyone ever seen a gay or bisexual male dwarf?

I want to say yes, but I never asked him.

Yes. As a stealthy, I saw one have sex with a human male pc once. And the human was catching.

Things seen, cannot be unseen *shiver*

And yet you stuck around to watch :o

RogueGunslinger

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #206 on: May 29, 2013, 08:41:32 PM »
Sometime you just get stuck man...  :P



someone says, in OOC: "No consent...nonononononoono."


Wastrel

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #207 on: May 29, 2013, 08:43:06 PM »
edited myself out ~_~
« Last Edit: May 29, 2013, 08:47:50 PM by Wastrel »

Narf

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #208 on: May 29, 2013, 08:47:01 PM »
Has anyone ever seen a gay or bisexual male dwarf?

There was a fairly successful gay dwarven male a few years ago I recall.

I don't usually ask them though.

Fredd

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #209 on: May 29, 2013, 08:57:38 PM »
Sometime you just get stuck man...  :P



someone says, in OOC: "No consent...nonononononoono."




Yeah, and stealthies are auto consent. After a moment, I went and smoked a cig...then another....then another....Then smoked a bowl because it was taking forever.
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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #210 on: May 29, 2013, 10:27:14 PM »
Has anyone ever seen a gay or bisexual male dwarf?

Yes. 07-08 era.
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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #211 on: May 30, 2013, 01:41:18 AM »
Dwarves have stat bonuses that make them good warriors.  Also, compared to elves and half-elves, racist sentiment against them is much less severe non-existant.

Never seen a dwarf face discrimination in game.

Nor half-giants, for that matter.

Ever.
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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #212 on: May 30, 2013, 01:44:12 AM »
Dwarves have stat bonuses that make them good warriors.  Also, compared to elves and half-elves, racist sentiment against them is much less severe non-existant.

Never seen a dwarf face discrimination in game.

Nor half-giants, for that matter.

Ever.

I am regularly racist about dwarves on my humies....Just not to there face.

But there are clans that don't accept them, that's discrimination.
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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #213 on: May 30, 2013, 02:05:41 AM »
Dwarves have stat bonuses that make them good warriors.  Also, compared to elves and half-elves, racist sentiment against them is much less severe non-existant.

Never seen a dwarf face discrimination in game.

Nor half-giants, for that matter.

Ever.

Discrimination against half-giants is different than discrimination against the other races.

To a lesser extent this is true of dwarves too.

You've probably seen it a great deal, but just didn't recognize it.

lordcooper

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #214 on: May 30, 2013, 02:53:24 AM »
Natural selection took care of those who enjoyed offending what is essentially a pile of walking muscle with a big weapon attached.
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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #215 on: May 30, 2013, 06:03:40 AM »
Natural selection took care of those who enjoyed offending what is essentially a pile of walking muscle with a big weapon attached.

Again, I can name 2 combat clans that actively say "no you can't join, and yes it's because you are a dwarf" And that's without any thought.
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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #216 on: May 30, 2013, 07:43:26 AM »
Natural selection took care of those who enjoyed offending what is essentially a pile of walking muscle with a big weapon attached.

Hey, you quoted me!  I'm not sure if I've ever been in someone's sig before.

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #217 on: May 31, 2013, 07:13:13 PM »
Natural selection took care of those who enjoyed offending what is essentially a pile of walking muscle with a big weapon attached.

Again, I can name 2 combat clans that actively say "no you can't join, and yes it's because you are a dwarf can't capitalize or punctuate".

 ;D

Though, on topic, there is discrimination and racism against every nonhuman group by the humans. It's there if you know where to look, or how to look.
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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #218 on: June 17, 2013, 09:39:10 PM »
Actually, in thinking about playing female characters I don't find them ez-mode mostly because I have to be so damn skillful in fending off would be suitors or romantic partners without making an enemy is damn difficult.
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Iiyola

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Re: Playing females as EZ Mode
« Reply #219 on: June 19, 2013, 05:31:41 PM »
Has anyone ever seen a gay or bisexual male dwarf?

I want to say yes, but I never asked him.

Yes. As a stealthy, I saw one have sex with a human male pc once. And the human was catching.

Things seen, cannot be unseen *shiver*
Ouch >.<
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