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RogueGunslinger

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #125 on: April 06, 2013, 10:30:40 PM »
This is why teachers should shut up.

Rhyden

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #126 on: April 07, 2013, 12:07:41 AM »
Sex with your mount ...  is that where we are in this thread?   :-\

Only taboo for non-breeds.
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #127 on: April 07, 2013, 02:20:39 AM »
Riding a mount won't cause miscarriage. An accident with the mount is a different story. (one of Hollands greatest dressage riders rode on the Olympics while she was pregnant, around 20 weeks give or take) and I've known women who have ridden their horse the same week they gave birth. However. They of course weren't able to ride as they usually would. So in comparison: hunting and traveling the Known would probably be possible until 7 to 8 months but mind, it would get extremely difficult to mount a mount with a fat belly like that. Besides, does a mother want to walk the risk of taking a (tainted) arrow? Or fall off their mount? Or get bit in the belly by a beast? Technically the mount could trip. There's always that risk.

Tripping might be less frequent with six legged mounts.

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #128 on: April 07, 2013, 04:06:18 AM »
Tripping into a chasm is a possibility!
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #129 on: April 07, 2013, 09:11:20 AM »
I recently recalled a truly zalanthan taboo:


































Slicing your bread and stuffing the slices with vegetables, meat, eggs or other food.
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ghostymudy

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #130 on: April 07, 2013, 12:01:10 PM »
Is the trample command applicable here?
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #131 on: April 07, 2013, 02:32:41 PM »
Yes, in a war-gy, namely, where many humans and metahumans are participating with one beetle.  Scenarios involving multiple beetles and one human (or metahuman) has never been known to have credible survivors.

Charge is also applicable, too.
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #132 on: April 08, 2013, 02:42:52 PM »
Animals eat the placenta all the time.  Gets rid of the scent for predators and gives a nutrient rich meal.  In  my case I'd normally see cows doing it.

With that out of the way...

The post about puking in someone's mouth got me to thinking.  What would we call it?  And what would we call other things?

Roman - Puking - ?
French - BJ - Tuluki?
Italian - penis between butt cheeks - Luirs?
Russian - Titty fuck - Nak?
Greek - Anal - Red Stormer?
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #133 on: April 08, 2013, 02:55:25 PM »
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #134 on: April 08, 2013, 02:58:29 PM »
Yeah, I was just thinking, I didn't have a second thought about joking on beetle orgies, and then ...  Shit just got real.
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #135 on: April 08, 2013, 03:17:43 PM »
The post about puking in someone's mouth got me to thinking.  What would we call it?  And what would we call other things?

Partaking of their sour?
Sharing bile?
Divvying our meals?
Cud-ing?
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #136 on: April 08, 2013, 03:25:08 PM »
Just when I thought it was safe to take a peek at this thread again...
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ShaLeah

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #137 on: April 08, 2013, 03:26:52 PM »
Just when I thought it was safe to take a peek at this thread again...

The good thing about sharing one's bile is that both parties get to have fun! It's the new 69!
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #138 on: April 10, 2013, 11:03:36 AM »
Lol its been over a week and this thread is still weird

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #139 on: April 10, 2013, 11:22:23 AM »
MMmm...

Guys...

I have something to admit...

My biggest fetish...

Is washing someone.

With -water-.

I know, I know. It's -so- taboo. But it's -so- good.

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #140 on: April 13, 2013, 07:25:08 PM »
I recently recalled a truly zalanthan taboo:


































Slicing your bread and stuffing the slices with vegetables, meat, eggs or other food.

^Gets my vote for winner. ;)
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #141 on: April 14, 2013, 12:46:40 AM »


Be cool and stay on topic my dearies.
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #142 on: April 14, 2013, 12:51:52 AM »
Would it be considered blasphemy to call out your local godking's name in the throws of your passion?

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #143 on: April 14, 2013, 02:00:04 AM »
I say go for it. I'm all for the common born using the god-kings' names in colorful ways, so long as they believe they're out of earhsot of the upper crust of power.
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #144 on: April 14, 2013, 10:33:29 AM »
I say go for it. I'm all for the common born using the god-kings' names in colorful ways, so long as they believe they're out of earhsot of the upper crust of power.

And I say don't go for it. We yell the transcendent deity's name at transcendent moments. Remember, religion on Zalanthas is only vaguely like the religions most of us are exposed to. It's less the "worshipping god" and more like that worshipping of your daddy when you were 6 years old.

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #145 on: April 14, 2013, 01:11:15 PM »
I like that analogy.
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #146 on: April 14, 2013, 06:24:46 PM »
People say oh daddy during sex too. Sooooo now what cha got? :P
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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #147 on: April 14, 2013, 09:36:48 PM »
People say oh daddy during sex too. Sooooo now what cha got? :P

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #148 on: April 14, 2013, 10:50:53 PM »
For allanaki nobles:

So having a sexy commoner around with you all the time like a deck of kruth cards or a bottle of your favorite vintage is totally cool.

I'm guessing these are the bad parts:

Being in love with your commoner concubine/slave although the physical relationship hasn't changed

Prefering commoners to nobles

Prefering noble/commoner pairings in general as a sexy thing as compared to commoner/commoner or noble/noble

Are they? I wonder.

BleakOne

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Re: Sexual Taboos
« Reply #149 on: April 15, 2013, 07:55:43 AM »
I think even for nobles in Allanak, it is ok for them to spend a lot of time with commoners. The problem would be with relating to them as 'friends' or equals, which would probably be looked at much the same as a person in RL becoming close friends or equals with a pet spider (i.e. quite odd, perhaps insane). For southern nobles, I imagine commoners are tools. They can be used as a means to get entertainment, service towards a goal, props to posture with, ect. A noble would likely believe that Commoners exist to serve the nobility.
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