Author Topic: ARMemes  (Read 101374 times)

AdamBlue

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #475 on: August 27, 2020, 05:52:15 PM »
This would get tossed in the arena in Nak. I have however played mean libral Red Stormers and vagabond hunters before.

The comment about "mean liberal Red Stormers" motivated me to make this on my break here:

[this is why I have to keep working 80 hours a week, to ensure I don't have time to make stupid crap like this]


If you don't think the Crimson Wind uses disguises, there was one time we literally all dressed up in Militia hoods and dressed the most templar-looking up in a blue rope with a signet ring, and went around asking for donations. It was pretty funny until someone realized one of the Militia people was a dwarf.

triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #476 on: August 27, 2020, 06:11:21 PM »
If you don't think the Crimson Wind uses disguises, there was one time we literally all dressed up in Militia hoods and dressed the most templar-looking up in a blue rope with a signet ring, and went around asking for donations. It was pretty funny until someone realized one of the Militia people was a dwarf.

Yess I love it
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WarriorPoet

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #477 on: August 27, 2020, 06:17:59 PM »
Amusing story about that episode.

I was Soldiering it up, took the report about wacky raiders in cloaks and a Templar's robe. So being a good soldier, I typed 'contact templar' and proceeded to inform the contacted templar about these scandalous goings on. Lul. Turns out, the Templar I had contacted was the nefarious raider templar being reported to about their own crimes and what followed was, I am sure, a lot of laughter at my expense.

Hooray.
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

HortaCulture

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #478 on: August 27, 2020, 07:05:11 PM »
lmao.

That is all.

Majikal

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #479 on: August 29, 2020, 08:21:03 PM »
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

sleepyhead

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #480 on: August 30, 2020, 10:56:40 PM »
Hey, I was that fake templar! That was one of my favorite Arm moments.

triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #481 on: August 31, 2020, 06:49:44 AM »
Hey, I was that fake templar! That was one of my favorite Arm moments.

Hah not surprised! You always play great characters.
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triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #482 on: September 18, 2020, 07:21:22 PM »

I wonder how Zalanthas is holding up with three moons.

(img credit https://twitter.com/RachelTortorici/status/1307012600488751105?s=19)
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Thomoto

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #483 on: September 21, 2020, 01:35:12 AM »

I wonder how Zalanthas is holding up with three moons.

(img credit https://twitter.com/RachelTortorici/status/1307012600488751105?s=19)

This makes me cry  : (
resting as a city elf walking in the wilderness because "I was so close" and then got jumped by things that could easily kill me and I didn't have the stamina to escape.

Kyviantre

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #484 on: September 21, 2020, 10:50:18 AM »
Armageddon crafting recipes sometimes...why so esoteric! :'(

Previous of note: Kyviantre, Kaevya the blind Tor Scorpion, Kaloraynai 'Raynai' the beetle Ruk, Kaona, Korenyire of SLK, Koal 'Kick' the hooved Whiran, Kocadici/Dici/Glimmer the Guilder/Kadian, Koefaxine the giant Oashi 'Aide'
Current: Like I'd tell you..

Thomoto

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #485 on: September 22, 2020, 09:44:55 PM »



*This was made with the consent of the player I am targeting in this meme.*
« Last Edit: September 22, 2020, 10:02:26 PM by Thomoto »
resting as a city elf walking in the wilderness because "I was so close" and then got jumped by things that could easily kill me and I didn't have the stamina to escape.

Gentleboy

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #486 on: September 22, 2020, 10:03:08 PM »
I love

HortaCulture

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #487 on: September 24, 2020, 11:25:28 AM »
Because I had to:

   






triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #488 on: September 24, 2020, 11:28:58 AM »
i love these basic pokemon
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James de Monet

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #489 on: September 25, 2020, 12:26:13 AM »
Dangit, this is my type of joke, but I don’t play Pokémon, so I don’t get it.  I am, however, prepared to extend you a lol on credit...
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Thomoto

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #490 on: September 25, 2020, 03:04:25 PM »
resting as a city elf walking in the wilderness because "I was so close" and then got jumped by things that could easily kill me and I didn't have the stamina to escape.

triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #491 on: October 02, 2020, 12:43:55 PM »
Ocotillo festival be like...



(I love Ocotillo fest just like I love Halloween)
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zealus

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #492 on: October 02, 2020, 01:14:30 PM »
Ocotillo festival be like...



(I love Ocotillo fest just like I love Halloween)

It's true though. That's what makes it so great :D

Thomoto

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #493 on: October 07, 2020, 12:57:44 AM »
Ocotillo festival be like...



(I love Ocotillo fest just like I love Halloween)

It's true though. That's what makes it so great :D


I always thought it was a mighty celebration of the Onion Lords that gifted the highlord his unrivaled prowess. And in memory of that they sell Ocotillo, ocotillo booze, Ocotillo jackets, ocotillo fetishes, Ocotillo sex toys. Remember to praise the mighty Onion lords named Ocotillo!


Why did I bother writing this?
resting as a city elf walking in the wilderness because "I was so close" and then got jumped by things that could easily kill me and I didn't have the stamina to escape.

triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #494 on: October 09, 2020, 10:44:13 AM »


Guild: Fighter
Subguild: Master Chef
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triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #495 on: October 16, 2020, 07:21:23 AM »

If literacy were common in Zalanthas and Kuracis had business cards.
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triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #496 on: October 18, 2020, 11:45:10 AM »


LOL right after I posted this I tried to log in again and saw:
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We're down for our maintenance period, and should have the game back up
in -approximately- 10 to 20 minutes (from when it went down).
 
If you want to find out what changes were made this week, you may view
them by visiting http://www.armageddon.org/updates.
 
You can also visit our discussion board at http://gdb.armageddon.org
and our web page at http://www.armageddon.org.
 
- Armageddon Staff

I love this new message! The meme above was valid as of 20 minutes ago LOL
« Last Edit: October 18, 2020, 11:48:15 AM by triste »
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triste

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Re: ARMemes
« Reply #497 on: October 18, 2020, 11:50:02 PM »
Alright this ENTIRE youtube channel is an Armageddon meme because it literally has quotes like this:
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My mom told me to eat less salt so that if a scorpion bites me the poison will not spread that fast. I said "I don't care, I will keep eating salt."

LOL okay I know there is no correlation between real life and Armageddon but you can't tell me this isn't like ARMemes making themselves.

Trying a greasy bag of fried tubers at Luir's Fest.



The elders do not approve:
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