Armageddon Valentines Day

Started by Fathi, February 14, 2012, 01:44:24 AM

What are some Zalanthan-style Valentine's wishes you could offer?

You had me at rough circle.

Cute turtle backpack.



I know we had some of these before... but my rudimentary search reveals NOTHING. NOTHING.
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.

I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Quote from: Nyr on February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.

And I did.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

The heart of your worst enemy on a steel plate, garnished with ginka sauce.
The Devil doesn't dawdle.

The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."

Quote from: Delirium on February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."



I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.


Roses are red
Kalans are blue
Here's all my clothes
But if you want my boots you're going to have to fucking come and take them
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.


Quote from: MeTekillot on February 15, 2012, 08:25:38 PM
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously

+1 girlfriend

Quote from: Kronibas on February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM
Byn Bromances




perfection
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Because I have to.

Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

This is why I wake up in the morning.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors



Not ARM-related but equally amusing :D
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.


Former player as of 2/27/23, sending love.



For all you twincest lovers out there....




From the Kryl Queen:


Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

Her face is soooooooooo creepy on the second verse of that poem....
Respect. Responsibility. Compassion.

Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

Awesome new ones!
Fredd-
i love being a nobles health points

Hey, these should be Armageddon Valentines Day things, not generic/funny Valentine's day things.

For posterity's sake, reposting Case's work:

Quote from: Case on February 14, 2012, 04:20:55 AM

Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.





Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."





Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.



Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Quote from: Nyr on February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM


Oh my God!
* ShaLeah laughed, laughingly.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.