Author Topic: Armageddon Valentines Day  (Read 5297 times)

Riev

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Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2014, 04:16:26 PM »
What are some Zalanthan-style Valentine's wishes you could offer?

You had me at rough circle.

Cute turtle backpack.



I know we had some of these before... but my rudimentary search reveals NOTHING. NOTHING.
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Nyr

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Re: Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM »
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Nyr

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Re: Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2014, 04:19:26 PM »
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.

And I did.
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Scarecrow

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2014, 04:40:08 PM »
The heart of your worst enemy on a steel plate, garnished with ginka sauce.
The Devil doesn't dawdle.

Delirium

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM »
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."
Will they tell your story in the end?
Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2014, 05:41:39 PM »
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."



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Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM »
Byn Bromances


Karma police, arrest this man...

James de Monet

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2014, 06:07:17 PM »
Roses are red
Kalans are blue
Here's all my clothes
But if you want my boots you're going to have to fucking come and take them
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2014, 08:57:10 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

Harmless

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2014, 09:15:24 PM »
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously

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Ourla

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2014, 10:07:03 PM »
Because I have to.

The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2014, 12:23:15 AM »
This is why I wake up in the morning.
Live like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors

Gunnerblaster

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2014, 01:46:35 AM »


Not ARM-related but equally amusing :D
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valeria

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2014, 07:58:01 AM »


FantasyWriter

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2014, 01:32:17 PM »


For all you twincest lovers out there....




From the Kryl Queen:


Greb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

Iiyola

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2014, 04:09:11 PM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

titansfan

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2014, 04:52:44 PM »
Her face is soooooooooo creepy on the second verse of that poem....
"People all die for a reason....your reason? I didn't like you...."

"Sirihish, do you speak it!"

"Ever heard my war-cry? It kinda sounds like you dyin'."

Ourla

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2014, 07:38:29 PM »
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

Barsook

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2014, 07:51:34 PM »
Awesome new ones!

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2014, 10:22:09 AM »
Hey, these should be Armageddon Valentines Day things, not generic/funny Valentine's day things.

For posterity's sake, reposting Case's work:


Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

LauraMars

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2014, 10:25:39 AM »




Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM »




Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2014, 11:04:44 AM »


Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2014, 11:09:01 AM »


Oh my God!
* ShaLeah laughed, laughingly.
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Shal is on point.
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And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2014, 11:11:34 AM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.