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Fathi

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Armageddon Valentines Day
« on: February 14, 2012, 01:44:24 AM »
This one's for all you single pleasure slaves out there...

And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

Yam

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 01:51:43 AM »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 01:54:18 AM »
omg <3
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 01:58:14 AM »
I made my own meme but now it will only let me link it :(

Fail.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 02:03:00 AM by Gunnerblaster »
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She was teabagging me.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 02:01:50 AM »
I made my own meme but now it will only let me link it :(

Fail.

Rehost it on imgur.com



Fathi

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 02:09:00 AM »
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 02:24:00 AM »
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Shal is on point.
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And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.
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this doesn't sound very fun, shal
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Yam

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 02:57:44 AM »


How to:

1: search google for Dark Sun images!

2: think of something witty (or not)

3: put it together with http://wigflip.com/roflbot or whatever

4: show the world that you're a strong armer who don't need no man

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 03:03:06 AM »
This is brilliant. :p
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2012, 04:06:37 AM »


A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 04:20:55 AM »


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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 04:22:40 AM »
And I am catching up, and I am seeing red
How about I prove I'm right and raise it overhead?

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 06:39:42 AM »
OMG for all of them.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2012, 06:56:57 AM »


And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Yam

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2012, 07:02:36 AM »
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 07:05:44 AM by Yam »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2012, 08:50:39 AM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2012, 08:58:01 AM »

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2012, 09:02:21 AM »
We have pages and pages of armageddon-submitted artwork.  I WILL PLUNDER THE TROVE.

Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2012, 09:07:44 AM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2012, 09:34:28 AM »

Bacon

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2012, 11:03:00 AM »
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
 ~ Doug Larson

"I tried regular hot sauce, but it just wasn't doing the trick, so I started blasting my huevos with BEAR MACE."
~Synthesis

Wolfsong

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2012, 12:00:44 PM »
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2012, 12:02:32 PM »

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2012, 12:58:27 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

Wolfsong

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2012, 12:59:03 PM »
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2012, 01:11:07 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2012, 01:17:13 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2012, 01:25:21 PM »


Mantis Cupid  ;D
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Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2012, 01:37:44 PM »


Message brought to you by House Kurac
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Wolfsong

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2012, 01:44:46 PM »






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A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2012, 02:15:38 PM »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2012, 02:18:01 PM »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2012, 02:20:30 PM »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2012, 02:25:13 PM »
These all crack me up so much. You guys are awesome.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2012, 02:33:29 PM »

« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 02:35:28 PM by boog »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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There is only one boog.

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2012, 02:47:26 PM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Rhyden

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2012, 05:02:15 PM »
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One thing I'd like to see in arm is more people focusing on how to make the game intriguing, by filling
it with murder, betrayal, and corruption, instead of arguing about how combat isn't powerful enough.

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2012, 05:41:44 PM »
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Shal is on point.
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And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.
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this doesn't sound very fun, shal
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You didn't store did you
Because.. I lurve you.

Bast

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2012, 06:02:07 PM »
LOL I love this thread ...It almost makes up for my boyfriend having to work late tonight  ???
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2012, 06:13:19 PM »



... Heh heh heh heh heh heh... I like this one.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2012, 11:53:41 PM »

LauraMars

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2012, 06:31:40 AM »
omfg this is the best.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2012, 07:16:43 PM »

Yam

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2012, 07:18:13 PM »
Those quads are Absolutely Incredible

Barsook

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2012, 07:20:59 PM »
Is that a Half-giant?

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2012, 08:25:38 PM »
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously

Taven

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2012, 08:55:23 AM »
This is my new favorite thread.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.

Fathi

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2012, 11:57:40 PM »
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2012, 05:17:07 AM »

Karieith

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2012, 10:43:09 PM »

Riev

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Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2014, 04:16:26 PM »
What are some Zalanthan-style Valentine's wishes you could offer?

You had me at rough circle.

Cute turtle backpack.



I know we had some of these before... but my rudimentary search reveals NOTHING. NOTHING.
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Re: Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM »
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Nyr

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Re: Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2014, 04:19:26 PM »
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.

And I did.
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2014, 04:40:08 PM »
The heart of your worst enemy on a steel plate, garnished with ginka sauce.
The Devil doesn't dawdle.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM »
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2014, 05:41:39 PM »
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."



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Shal is on point.
Quote from: Cenghiz
And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.
Quote from: Anonymous
this doesn't sound very fun, shal
Quote from: Anonymous
You didn't store did you
Because.. I lurve you.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM »
Byn Bromances


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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2014, 06:07:17 PM »
Roses are red
Kalans are blue
Here's all my clothes
But if you want my boots you're going to have to fucking come and take them
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2014, 08:57:10 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2014, 09:15:24 PM »
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2014, 10:07:03 PM »
Because I have to.

The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2014, 12:23:15 AM »
This is why I wake up in the morning.
Live like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2014, 01:46:35 AM »


Not ARM-related but equally amusing :D
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofa
Laura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

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valeria

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2014, 07:58:01 AM »


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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2014, 01:32:17 PM »


For all you twincest lovers out there....




From the Kryl Queen:


Greb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2014, 04:09:11 PM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2014, 04:52:44 PM »
Her face is soooooooooo creepy on the second verse of that poem....
"People all die for a reason....your reason? I didn't like you...."

"Sirihish, do you speak it!"

"Ever heard my war-cry? It kinda sounds like you dyin'."

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2014, 07:38:29 PM »
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2014, 07:51:34 PM »
Awesome new ones!

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2014, 10:22:09 AM »
Hey, these should be Armageddon Valentines Day things, not generic/funny Valentine's day things.

For posterity's sake, reposting Case's work:


Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2014, 10:25:39 AM »




Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM »




Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2014, 11:04:44 AM »


Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2014, 11:09:01 AM »


Oh my God!
* ShaLeah laughed, laughingly.
Quote from: Oryx
Shal is on point.
Quote from: Cenghiz
And ShaLeah's evil, by the way.
Quote from: Anonymous
this doesn't sound very fun, shal
Quote from: Anonymous
You didn't store did you
Because.. I lurve you.

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2014, 11:11:34 AM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

LauraMars

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2014, 11:29:23 AM »


« Last Edit: February 14, 2018, 11:13:51 AM by Delirium »
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2014, 12:03:54 PM »
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #77 on: February 15, 2014, 01:33:28 AM »




You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #78 on: February 14, 2018, 11:11:21 AM »
The memes using Briar's artwork were removed upon request.

Feel free to repost with different artwork!
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #79 on: February 14, 2018, 02:19:24 PM »


To show my love, I'm going to give one of you the gift of a new character today. Happy Valentine's Day!