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Fathi

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Armageddon Valentines Day
« on: February 14, 2012, 01:44:24 AM »
This one's for all you single pleasure slaves out there...

And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

Yam

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 01:51:43 AM »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 01:54:18 AM »
omg <3
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 01:58:14 AM »
I made my own meme but now it will only let me link it :(

Fail.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 02:03:00 AM by Gunnerblaster »
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She was teabagging me.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2012, 02:01:50 AM »
I made my own meme but now it will only let me link it :(

Fail.

Rehost it on imgur.com



Fathi

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2012, 02:09:00 AM »
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 02:24:00 AM »
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 02:57:44 AM »


How to:

1: search google for Dark Sun images!

2: think of something witty (or not)

3: put it together with http://wigflip.com/roflbot or whatever

4: show the world that you're a strong armer who don't need no man

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2012, 03:03:06 AM »
This is brilliant. :p
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2012, 04:06:37 AM »


A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2012, 04:20:55 AM »


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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2012, 04:22:40 AM »
And I am catching up, and I am seeing red
How about I prove I'm right and raise it overhead?

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2012, 06:39:42 AM »
OMG for all of them.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2012, 06:56:57 AM »


And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Yam

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2012, 07:02:36 AM »
« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 07:05:44 AM by Yam »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2012, 08:50:39 AM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2012, 08:58:01 AM »

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2012, 09:02:21 AM »
We have pages and pages of armageddon-submitted artwork.  I WILL PLUNDER THE TROVE.

Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2012, 09:07:44 AM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2012, 09:34:28 AM »
Too gay to function since the early 2000s.
My Facebook writer page.

Bacon

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2012, 11:03:00 AM »
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
 ~ Doug Larson

"I tried regular hot sauce, but it just wasn't doing the trick, so I started blasting my huevos with BEAR MACE."
~Synthesis

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2012, 12:00:44 PM »
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2012, 12:02:32 PM »

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2012, 12:58:27 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

Wolfsong

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2012, 12:59:03 PM »
A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2012, 01:11:07 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2012, 01:17:13 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2012, 01:25:21 PM »


Mantis Cupid  ;D
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Kronibas

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2012, 01:37:44 PM »


Message brought to you by House Kurac
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Wolfsong

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2012, 01:44:46 PM »






A dark-shelled scrab pinches at you, but you dodge out of the way.
A dark-shelled scrab brandishes its bone-handled, obsidian scimitar.
A dark-shelled scrab holds its bloodied wicked-edged, bone scimitar.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2012, 02:15:38 PM »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2012, 02:18:01 PM »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2012, 02:20:30 PM »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2012, 02:25:13 PM »
These all crack me up so much. You guys are awesome.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2012, 02:33:29 PM »

« Last Edit: February 14, 2012, 02:35:28 PM by boog »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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There is only one boog.

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2012, 02:47:26 PM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Rhyden

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2012, 05:02:15 PM »
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it with murder, betrayal, and corruption, instead of arguing about how combat isn't powerful enough.

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2012, 05:41:44 PM »
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2012, 06:02:07 PM »
LOL I love this thread ...It almost makes up for my boyfriend having to work late tonight  ???
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2012, 06:13:19 PM »



... Heh heh heh heh heh heh... I like this one.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2012, 11:53:41 PM »

LauraMars

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2012, 06:31:40 AM »
omfg this is the best.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2012, 07:16:43 PM »

Yam

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2012, 07:18:13 PM »
Those quads are Absolutely Incredible

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2012, 07:20:59 PM »
Is that a Half-giant?

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2012, 08:25:38 PM »
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #46 on: February 16, 2012, 08:55:23 AM »
This is my new favorite thread.
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.

Fathi

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #47 on: February 16, 2012, 11:57:40 PM »
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2012, 05:17:07 AM »

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2012, 10:43:09 PM »

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Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2014, 04:16:26 PM »
What are some Zalanthan-style Valentine's wishes you could offer?

You had me at rough circle.

Cute turtle backpack.



I know we had some of these before... but my rudimentary search reveals NOTHING. NOTHING.
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Re: Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2014, 04:17:37 PM »
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Nyr

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Re: Valentine's Day, Zalanthas Style, again.
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2014, 04:19:26 PM »
I can merge the thread you're thinking of into this one.

And I did.
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2014, 04:40:08 PM »
The heart of your worst enemy on a steel plate, garnished with ginka sauce.
The Devil doesn't dawdle.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2014, 05:20:50 PM »
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ends." - Schmendrick

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2014, 05:41:39 PM »
The scruffy, muscular man says in roman-accented sirihish:
     "Your best method for pleasing a woman is the warm, beating heart of an enemy. I mean, women'll say they don't like it, but they do. Makes them wet as a puddle."



I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2014, 05:57:38 PM »
Byn Bromances


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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2014, 06:07:17 PM »
Roses are red
Kalans are blue
Here's all my clothes
But if you want my boots you're going to have to fucking come and take them
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2014, 08:57:10 PM »
Karma police, arrest this man...

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2014, 09:15:24 PM »
speaking of quads

the lower half of the male body is just such an ugly thing

i mean, seriously

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2014, 10:07:03 PM »
Because I have to.

The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2014, 12:23:15 AM »
This is why I wake up in the morning.
Live like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #62 on: February 13, 2014, 01:46:35 AM »


Not ARM-related but equally amusing :D
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If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

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She was teabagging me.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #63 on: February 13, 2014, 07:58:01 AM »

Too gay to function since the early 2000s.
My Facebook writer page.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2014, 01:32:17 PM »


For all you twincest lovers out there....




From the Kryl Queen:


Greb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2014, 04:09:11 PM »
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2014, 04:52:44 PM »
Her face is soooooooooo creepy on the second verse of that poem....
"People all die for a reason....your reason? I didn't like you...."

"Sirihish, do you speak it!"

"Ever heard my war-cry? It kinda sounds like you dyin'."

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2014, 07:38:29 PM »
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2014, 07:51:34 PM »
Awesome new ones!

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2014, 10:22:09 AM »
Hey, these should be Armageddon Valentines Day things, not generic/funny Valentine's day things.

For posterity's sake, reposting Case's work:


Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2014, 10:25:39 AM »




Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2014, 10:58:51 AM »




Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Nyr

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #72 on: February 14, 2014, 11:04:44 AM »


Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

ShaLeah

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #73 on: February 14, 2014, 11:09:01 AM »


Oh my God!
* ShaLeah laughed, laughingly.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #74 on: February 14, 2014, 11:11:34 AM »
Paint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #75 on: February 14, 2014, 11:29:23 AM »


« Last Edit: February 14, 2018, 11:13:51 AM by Delirium »
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #76 on: February 14, 2014, 12:03:54 PM »
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #77 on: February 15, 2014, 01:33:28 AM »




You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #78 on: February 14, 2018, 11:11:21 AM »
The memes using Briar's artwork were removed upon request.

Feel free to repost with different artwork!
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Re: Armageddon Valentines Day
« Reply #79 on: February 14, 2018, 02:19:24 PM »


To show my love, I'm going to give one of you the gift of a new character today. Happy Valentine's Day!