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Symphony

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1450 on: August 08, 2011, 09:51:42 PM »
To my great surprise I was bestowed some high praise after my network migration successfully took off today:

Passage attached to a lengthy post-mortem to company big-wigs sent by my bossman:
"Finally, I just wanted to let you know that Steve has done an amazing job on this project. He has handled all of the work and a great deal of the details. Steve really stepped up during this project and I wanted each of you to know."

Then his father(owner):
"Steve,
Thanks for what you have done, and are continuing to do, to make this process work as smoothly as possible for FDC."


Like a boss.  8)


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Kol

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1451 on: August 08, 2011, 09:58:48 PM »
Like a boss.  8)

Nice dude, I'll let you know if I ever need a major network overhaul.....of course I need to own a business first....
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1452 on: August 08, 2011, 10:26:57 PM »
I fixed a website in preparation for a job I'm applying for. It made me feel like a fucking techpriest or something. I've never -really- worked with computers and networking before, so it's exciting diving into a whole new world of knowledge here. It's sure going to beat working the line.
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lordcooper

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1453 on: August 09, 2011, 01:18:30 AM »
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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boog

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1454 on: August 09, 2011, 11:26:03 AM »
This, from my friend, posted on Facebook:

I talked to the sweetest girl ever on the phone just now (see pic!:)). I sent her Lord of the Rings 1 to watch. When I asked if she liked it she said, "Yeah naha I did but Frodo has issues." I said, "Oh, what kind then?"

"well, asthma." she replied, "and he's too dirty for having a girlfriend. He should take a bath."
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
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Cind

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1455 on: August 09, 2011, 02:48:26 PM »
i either just ate four poached eggs or three almost raw and one undercooked egg, and i don't care <3 if i need professional help, i don't want it.
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RogueGunslinger

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1456 on: August 09, 2011, 04:10:47 PM »

Sephiroto

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1457 on: August 09, 2011, 04:34:20 PM »
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Kol

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Gunnerblaster

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1459 on: August 09, 2011, 05:59:12 PM »

LMFAO! I love just how casually he fucks that guy up.

"Oh - smack my tray, will you?"

>throw tray man

"Yeah - Eat tile, bitch."
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1460 on: August 09, 2011, 10:25:29 PM »


I somehow think Bill Gates doesn't believe in his product any more...
Funny, I have an apple sticker on the back of my gateway laptop.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1461 on: August 10, 2011, 05:17:55 AM »


Nerding out with a Butterbeer promo drink from the Starbucks inside a local Barnes and Noble, apparently they came out with the new Harry Potter movie. It's like a butterscotch frappucino type thing. It kicks major ass.
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Nao

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1462 on: August 10, 2011, 05:38:56 AM »
Mudding at work. For 9,14/hour. Fuck yea.
A rusty brown kank explodes into little bits.

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NOFUN

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1463 on: August 10, 2011, 07:34:15 AM »
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Biscuits

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1464 on: August 10, 2011, 07:47:45 AM »
I'm existing.

Delirium

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1465 on: August 10, 2011, 01:35:50 PM »
Every time...

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MeTekillot

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1466 on: August 10, 2011, 01:57:18 PM »
Where have you buried the body, MeTekillot?

Kismetic

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1467 on: August 10, 2011, 02:02:48 PM »
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer

manipura

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1468 on: August 10, 2011, 03:50:35 PM »
Every time...



 :D Ha!
I just did this twenty minutes ago...
And since it's only two floors up, I refuse to take the elevator.

MeTekillot

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1469 on: August 10, 2011, 06:16:11 PM »

i don't even??
Where have you buried the body, MeTekillot?

Delirium

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1470 on: August 10, 2011, 07:13:10 PM »
Instead of letting myself dwell on a hypocritical asshole, I turned my fury into an hour-long run.

Goddamn do I feel good. My bum knee is throbbing, but I regret nothing! Until tomorrow morning.
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boog

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1471 on: August 10, 2011, 09:12:15 PM »


This made me feel a little better today.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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Kol

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1472 on: August 11, 2011, 02:03:02 PM »


This made me feel a little better today.

I'd hate to see his toilet after that much melon...

I saw some old man ask a woman to marry him in the middle of town today, he got down on one knee, pulled a mic, and started singing Frank Sinatra 'Can't take my eyes off of you' To her as a busker (he'd obviously planned this) Stepped from where he was just playing beetle songs to accompany him.

People stopped, stared, and then cheered as she said yes. Romance is never dead folks, just old.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1473 on: August 11, 2011, 02:14:36 PM »
... finding money in my wallet I had no idea I had. I never carry cash. Maybe the money fairy visited me? Can it do this more often?
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ends." - Schmendrick

Kismetic

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1474 on: August 11, 2011, 02:54:09 PM »
... finding money in my wallet I had no idea I had. I never carry cash. Maybe the money fairy visited me? Can it do this more often?

Nice!
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer