This sweet lady from my dance studio offered to let me swing by her place and try on an old dress so that I don't have to buy one for the show in September. Their house is incredible. She and her husband are incredible. And, omg, the clothes. THE CLOTHES. I thought this would be an awkward, "run in, try on the dress, try not to say anything stupid while you're there" engagement. We have the same shoe size. We have almost the same dress size. And she kept throwing beautiful dresses at me to try on, regardless of whether they actually would work for the dance. I got to try on one half of a $3,000 pair of Christian Louboutin shoes. And then she made her husband, a hobbyist photographer, take pictures so that I'd have some to look at, which resulted in me having pictures in which I don't look deformed. AND THEY WERE SO DAMNABLY SWEET.