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Jdr

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #200 on: April 30, 2011, 05:56:09 AM »
I am so confused by you.
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Majikal

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #201 on: April 30, 2011, 08:47:55 AM »
I woke up and didn't have to work.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #202 on: April 30, 2011, 08:54:55 AM »
All charges have been dropped  :D
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Kol

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #203 on: April 30, 2011, 09:38:49 AM »
All charges have been dropped  :D

Epic dude.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #204 on: April 30, 2011, 09:45:59 AM »
First kick. :)
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
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WarriorPoet

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #205 on: April 30, 2011, 10:49:25 AM »
First kick. :)


The transformation has begun!

We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

TOOL

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #206 on: April 30, 2011, 10:50:21 AM »
Waking up to a hippie speedball (coffee and bong rips)
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boog

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #207 on: April 30, 2011, 11:57:16 AM »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
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Symphony

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #208 on: April 30, 2011, 01:02:43 PM »
In my office at work busting ass!

Blaring throughout the building...



- Symph

No no you see, by date Ghost means "chased his wife around the house with his penis till she cried".

boog

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #209 on: April 30, 2011, 03:04:50 PM »
http://prince-william-of-wales.tumblr.com/

And all of the other tumblrs like this. I swear, I am giggling.
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Jdr

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #210 on: April 30, 2011, 09:32:19 PM »
It reminds me of all of those 'Ask your Highlord' posts.
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Barzalene

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #211 on: April 30, 2011, 10:39:40 PM »
Fat Electrician. Buying chocolate for charity. Perfect weather. Almost no cold symptoms!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
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Barzalene

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #212 on: April 30, 2011, 10:43:37 PM »
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Kol

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #213 on: May 01, 2011, 03:16:21 AM »
First kick. :)

Gratz Man! Or..Woman, probably woman, considering the whole baby thing...

Anyway. Got home to find my mate passed out in my bed with the girl he met in the club I work in last night (I gave him the keys, his flatmate is kicks off when he takes people home). So I have to sleep on the couch.

 He did however, bring me weed, So I shall be happily stoned soon.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #214 on: May 01, 2011, 04:18:53 PM »
I made my boss blush.  My boss is hot. 

Let's HOPE HE NEVER READS THIS AMIRITE?
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #215 on: May 01, 2011, 06:23:58 PM »


you know you want to
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mattrious

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #216 on: May 01, 2011, 07:38:17 PM »
The third episode of Game of Thrones is nearing.

lordcooper

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #217 on: May 02, 2011, 01:52:34 PM »
Sauteed peppers  :)
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WarriorPoet

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #218 on: May 02, 2011, 09:24:37 PM »
I sent my wife a text requesting a bit of 'special time'. I was half-joking, as these sort of exchanges usually end in her shooting me down.

Her response "Make sure the kids are asleep by the time I get home. I've been thinking about it all day."

-WP is -happily- married.
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TOOL

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #219 on: May 03, 2011, 04:39:52 PM »
marc from peep show.  he's such a wanker I can't help but laugh at his misfortune.
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Symphony

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #220 on: May 03, 2011, 05:59:10 PM »
Former, long-time ex-girlfriend sends...
"Seriously, I don't know what kinda test God is giving me but just so you know I'm not stalking you & feel like this a total nightmare...My bf & I were out the other day & leaving his place & got cut off by a big ass truck so he pulled up & was about 2 ingage in a little road rage when I looked over & realized it was YOU! You were completly oblivious to the fact that you cut us off & when I realized it was you, I told him to just go around. It was like seeing a ghost! F.Y.I...not only do you live near him but you drive like a maniac & I just thought it was fit to eml u & tell u incase you wreck who evers truck you were driving."

My response...
"This makes me laugh. Thank you for making my day.

As for the record, that would be MY truck. You should see first hand what a college education, persistence, and dedication can bring. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Too funny.

For the road rage, you should've allowed him to use his big boy voice. You most likely caught me after work and I really could've used the entertainment.

Have a great evening!"


No one will get the full picture here, but let's put it this way; I still check the obituaries for her name every so often. I have managed to stay on decent terms with a lot of previous lovers, but this one.. if I wasn't afraid of being in prison, I would have introduced her to Armageddon(not virtually neither!). I have solid reason to hate her, but I do understand it's not so well off that I wish her dead, but.. it is what it is.

- Symph

No no you see, by date Ghost means "chased his wife around the house with his penis till she cried".

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #221 on: May 03, 2011, 09:32:01 PM »
I got one hit by a raptor!!!


In my dream... god, I was so happy to wake up.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #222 on: May 04, 2011, 02:28:25 PM »
I woke up from my dream, where I was in some smoky bar in some god forsaken hole in the wall town, with the song 'Pretty Woman' playing over and over on the jukebox ...

For some reason it made me happy, but the reason eludes me with the fog of memory.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #223 on: May 04, 2011, 03:09:35 PM »
When I first saw this...

Woke up this morning, felt a little groggy.

Stood up out of bed, and toppled over straight away, hit my head of my tile floor.

I was out cold for half and hour.



I thought "Hey, he's doing it wrong.  That's way too many syllables for a haiku."

Then I felt like an ass.  Then I laughed, now I feel like an amused ass.

Hope your Dr. Appt. goes well, Kol.


Alternately, vicodin.  That's my happy thing right now.  Yay extraction.
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rishenko

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #224 on: May 04, 2011, 05:32:27 PM »
Alternately, vicodin.  That's my happy thing right now.  Yay extraction.

Extraction is better than this: