Former, long-time ex-girlfriend sends...
"Seriously, I don't know what kinda test God is giving me but just so you know I'm not stalking you & feel like this a total nightmare...My bf & I were out the other day & leaving his place & got cut off by a big ass truck so he pulled up & was about 2 ingage in a little road rage when I looked over & realized it was YOU! You were completly oblivious to the fact that you cut us off & when I realized it was you, I told him to just go around. It was like seeing a ghost! F.Y.I...not only do you live near him but you drive like a maniac & I just thought it was fit to eml u & tell u incase you wreck who evers truck you were driving."
My response...
"This makes me laugh. Thank you for making my day.
As for the record, that would be MY truck. You should see first hand what a college education, persistence, and dedication can bring. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Too funny.
For the road rage, you should've allowed him to use his big boy voice. You most likely caught me after work and I really could've used the entertainment.
Have a great evening!"
No one will get the full picture here, but let's put it this way; I still check the obituaries for her name every so often. I have managed to stay on decent terms with a lot of previous lovers, but this one.. if I wasn't afraid of being in prison, I would have introduced her to Armageddon(not virtually neither!). I have solid reason to hate her, but I do understand it's not so well off that I wish her dead, but.. it is what it is.
- Symph
