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Majikal

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #75 on: April 15, 2011, 09:18:01 PM »
Making up with my lurvely woman.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #76 on: April 15, 2011, 09:46:35 PM »
The lyrics, "Fuck your pussy bitch I'm on my own dick."

I know Kanye's an asshole, but I mean can we not agree that lyric is badass.  Can we not agree?!

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #77 on: April 15, 2011, 10:29:51 PM »
I'll never like Kanye. He's such a primpy little bitch.

Gay fiiiish.


Here's a lyric that makes me happy:

"Behold my serpents hair like Perseus ill impossibly,
larceny, broken velocity through lightning speed viscosity.
My philosophy, speak animosity keep shit in a bag like a colostomy -
I'm pro you're junior varsity."
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #78 on: April 15, 2011, 10:33:28 PM »
At work, two customers (separately) gave me their names & numbers. One said she'd like to show me around town. Another said I should come to a party with her tonight.

I didn't even have to ask...
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2011, 12:25:01 AM »
At work, two customers (separately) gave me their names & numbers. One said she'd like to show me around town. Another said I should come to a party with her tonight.

I didn't even have to ask...
See what happens when you stop trying so hard?
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #80 on: April 16, 2011, 09:32:04 AM »
I love my lipgloss.  Maybe I should about it.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2011, 09:36:44 AM »




I'm so glad when I wake up my dashboard is filled with tumblr posts.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2011, 02:13:40 PM »
A co-worker used his RAA Roadside Assistance membership to call in a professional car thief (alright not really, but he managed to break into the car in under 5 seconds) to retrieve the keys from my car after I accidentally locked them inside with the engine on! Woo!
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2011, 02:39:39 PM »
I am now able to use a browser other than IE, because I downloaded one I actually like. Only hitch, it's loading up a lot slower than IE. I'll have to tinker with it a bit more til I get it to work right.

The happy thing, is that it's one less microsoft thing I have to deal with.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2011, 05:06:55 PM »
What started as a trip to a garden centre with my husband and son this afternoon, ended with storming an Iron Age hill fort/ Neolithic flint mine.

...and yes, I foraged.

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2011, 11:59:35 PM »
I rekindeled my love affair with Tron. I will be spending my summer running around and throwing frisbees at my friends (and still wishing they would return to me)
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #86 on: April 17, 2011, 04:42:08 AM »
georgia RENAISSAINCE FAIR BABY.

will post picture of shawl i'm hastily making to wear to it. i have three hours if i'm lucky. will post. its plain country blue, for some reason i want that right now.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2011, 02:45:45 PM »
absolutely nothing

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #88 on: April 17, 2011, 03:04:54 PM »
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #89 on: April 17, 2011, 03:25:58 PM »
I smoked a huge fatty behind the building at work, then clocked out to come home. When I got in my car, they were doing a full hour of Neil Young on the radio. This alone would have made my day better.

But when I got to the house, my wife had returned to her proper hair color. We nearly had some good ole living room sex, she looked soooooo sexy with it nice and dark like it's supposed to be, but she had to go do something or other.  >:( Tonight is soon enough, I suppose.

I haven't listened to HAzards of Love in like six months, and sitting down to listen to it beginning to end, I remember why I love it so much.

All of the above makes me happy.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #90 on: April 17, 2011, 07:11:56 PM »
Manboog's on a health kick again after watching "Food Matters". I should make him watch a food documentary every time he falls off the wagon. *lurve*
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #91 on: April 17, 2011, 08:22:29 PM »
Manboog's on a health kick again after watching "Food Matters". I should make him watch a food documentary every time he falls off the wagon. *lurve*
Have him watch... Food Revolution. It'll be a weekly reminder to him.
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Redheart

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #92 on: April 17, 2011, 10:34:27 PM »
Manboog's on a health kick again after watching "Food Matters". I should make him watch a food documentary every time he falls off the wagon. *lurve*
Have him watch... Food Revolution. It'll be a weekly reminder to him.

Better yet, Food Inc.

Kronibas

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #93 on: April 18, 2011, 01:41:26 AM »


My lady stopped by while I was at work today and slipped this in my pocket.

Karma police, arrest this man...

Kismetic

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #94 on: April 18, 2011, 02:15:34 AM »
You think -that's- cute?  Wait til you break up.    :D

Uhh, happy ...  what's that like?  Oh, Game of Thrones came on today.  That was tight.  Also, moving into a new place, hallelujah!
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #95 on: April 18, 2011, 02:26:35 AM »
Battlestar Galactica.  <3<3  Onward to season four!

Marshmellow

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #96 on: April 18, 2011, 09:35:06 AM »
Wake-up sex.  A lot like make-up sex but groggy instead of angry, and a great way to start the day. ;)
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #97 on: April 18, 2011, 01:17:34 PM »
DUUUUUDES! OMG, OMG, OMG!!!

Peer1 put out an amazing Map of the Internet and I'm getting a free couple copies as a huge poster that's going on the office wall!!!!! Go look! ITS INCREDIBLE!

http://www.peer1.com/blog/2011/03/map-of-the-internet-2011/


The bossman is going to HAVE to give me two weeks full-on paid vacation time for getting him one! Right?  ::) :D

I finally received the posters! Take a look! It's looking sexy on my office wall!!


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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #98 on: April 18, 2011, 01:34:17 PM »

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #99 on: April 18, 2011, 02:44:49 PM »
Overhearing two men complimenting my looks, despite wearing glasses and no makeup.  ;D