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Cutthroat

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1250 on: July 31, 2011, 09:18:55 AM »
freaking out a little about how I spend it without looking suspicious.

Slowly.

Congratulations!

boog

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1251 on: July 31, 2011, 09:26:02 AM »
freaking out a little about how I spend it without looking suspicious.

Slowly.

Congratulations!

Buy me some nutella.
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LauraMars

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1252 on: July 31, 2011, 11:29:52 AM »
Maybe you should put it into a savings account.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1253 on: July 31, 2011, 11:30:26 AM »
Or you could buy minecraft.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1254 on: July 31, 2011, 11:49:04 AM »
Just got invited to a game of poker where the winner leaves 17,500 up.  The only problem is I need to raise another 2500 this week to be able to afford a place.  My credit rating is fucking terrible.  Anyone got a good idea?

I FUCKING WON!!!

What's that movie where matt Damon is playing a pokerface? I totally imagine you like that.

I think you're thinking of this.
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Samoa

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1255 on: July 31, 2011, 12:08:48 PM »
On the bright side, getting drunk alone and rubbing one out means a 100% chance that you didn't contract Chlamydia in the process.

(Okay, 99.99999%.  I'm sure someone could figure out a way to screw that up.)

You attempt to masturbate, but you drop it in the dust.

This.
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spicemustflow

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1256 on: July 31, 2011, 01:50:32 PM »
I think you're thinking of this.

Hey, this is actually pretty good. Not the poker face, the song that follows it. I never listened to FNM.

Samoa

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1257 on: July 31, 2011, 02:16:29 PM »
I think you're thinking of this.

Hey, this is actually pretty good. Not the poker face, the song that follows it. I never listened to FNM.

Technically, he's just fucking around by doing Poker Face OVER the actual song (Chinese Arithmetic) -- but the original version of Chinese Arithmetic has Chuck Mosley doing vocals instead of Mike Patton (who took over for him in FNM around  the time of their third album and onward). I think Patton does a better job, but I'm a total Mike Patton fangirl, so there you go.
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Archbaron

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1258 on: July 31, 2011, 02:21:13 PM »
My hair.  The awesome people in my life. FELICIA DAY--because she approved my stuff today.  Buffalo chicken sammich.  
Felicia Day is amazing!
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1259 on: July 31, 2011, 02:30:37 PM »
Mike Patton is so neat.  I never got to see FNM or Mr. Bungle live, though.  Just Fantamos, once, opening up for Tool, and everyone was asking, "Who is that wailing like a dying cat?!"

Mike P., mofos!
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boog

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1260 on: July 31, 2011, 02:36:22 PM »
Mike Patton is so neat.  I never got to see FNM or Mr. Bungle live, though.  Just Fantamos, once, opening up for Tool, and everyone was asking, "Who is that wailing like a dying cat?!"

Mike P., mofos!

He really is fucking brilliant!

Um. I got to see one of my favorite customers whose husband had alzheimer's, but he was better on aricept, until he fell. Anyway, he loved me and would remember who I was and that brought her and I together as friends. She never knew til I told her today that I would always cry after seeing them in the store because they were such good people and I felt sand still feel that alzheimer's is one of the worst diseases ever and, blah. Anyway, she still pops in to see me and seeing her always brightens my day.

And "opiate" playing on slacker on my lunch break. Aw, yeah.

Forgive mistypes. On my cell. :/
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lordcooper

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1261 on: July 31, 2011, 02:45:25 PM »
I'd forgotten about Mr Bungle :o

So glad he got brought up ;D
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1262 on: July 31, 2011, 03:50:58 PM »
OMG saw FNM live last year, they are awesome

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1263 on: July 31, 2011, 05:42:41 PM »
This made me chuckle.

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1264 on: July 31, 2011, 06:01:45 PM »
This made me chuckle.



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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1265 on: July 31, 2011, 06:05:59 PM »
>:(

THE INTERNET LIED TO ME.
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Yam

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1266 on: July 31, 2011, 06:16:15 PM »
Almost all of those funny military stories are lies.

Yam

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1267 on: July 31, 2011, 06:17:19 PM »
Most of the ridiculous ones about guys running around WW2 with swords or killing 15 people with a shovel and shit are true though.

boog

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1268 on: July 31, 2011, 06:39:33 PM »
Ahh, my favorite episode of South Park. "Fuck you, Mongorians!"
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RogueGunslinger

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1269 on: July 31, 2011, 08:26:30 PM »
Sold the 4runner today. For 10 grand! Got a good deal I think.
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Yam

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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1270 on: July 31, 2011, 10:54:15 PM »
my friend has this


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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1271 on: July 31, 2011, 11:45:59 PM »
My friends love taking me out to dinner. Why? I still can't figure out.
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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1272 on: August 01, 2011, 01:02:38 AM »
my friend has this



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Re: Things that made you happy today.
« Reply #1274 on: August 01, 2011, 03:01:00 AM »
The last two pictures posted in this thread made me very happy.

Also Patrick Rothfuss.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

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