Stop being shitty to each other.
No no you see, by date Ghost means "chased his wife around the house with his penis till she cried".
Having my wife suggest "Corwin" as a possible name for our child.
My cat. I have living, furry proof that cats can be every bit as loyal and affectionate as dogs.
Goodness my hair is fantastic today.It's friday, friday....
Working for a company that has a cafeteria that serves hand-made sushi and fresh artisan pizza, and being able to get both for less than $10.
May the fap be with you, always.
THAT MAN IS DEHYDRATING!QUICK! GIMME A BANDAGE!!
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