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Ouroboros

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #550 on: October 12, 2011, 04:00:46 PM »
What if Kurac actually hired PC whores for their bars.

They'd then be paying the same PCs that did it before for "free".

What if Kadius took over Luir's Outpost?
Yes, killing them is possible, but leaving someone alive can create interesting roleplay.

WarriorPoet

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #551 on: October 12, 2011, 04:53:41 PM »
Salarr would immediately attack to get their thumb in the pot as well.

What if Tek suddenly appeared and proclaimed a new Democratic government in Nak?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #552 on: October 12, 2011, 05:16:25 PM »
Salarr would immediately attack to get their thumb in the pot as well.

What if Tek suddenly appeared and proclaimed a new Democratic government in Nak?

He'd find an intern in the tower to spew his seed with and stain her nice blue dress, and start a massive scandal.

What if Nessalin still played an active PC, and named him/her/it/them Nessalin?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #553 on: October 12, 2011, 11:03:21 PM »
What if Nessalin still played an active PC, and named him/her/it/them Nessalin?

Everyone would think it was some newb who just didn't know better. Met a player with the GDB, Nyx, and used to always mix Nyx/Nyr.

What if spam-bots converged upon Armageddon, namely, Zalanthas by creating PC's with scripts?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #554 on: October 17, 2011, 03:37:11 AM »
Salarr would immediately attack to get their thumb in the pot as well.

What if Tek suddenly appeared and proclaimed a new Democratic government in Nak?

It would only be a ruse to see who thought they could do a better job, and he'd kill them.

What if Amos became Famous? What would he do?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #555 on: October 17, 2011, 03:03:50 PM »
Salarr would immediately attack to get their thumb in the pot as well.

What if Tek suddenly appeared and proclaimed a new Democratic government in Nak?

It would only be a ruse to see who thought they could do a better job, and he'd kill them.

What if Amos became Famous? What would he do?

Open a shop in the market



What would happen if one of the GMH family members won the title of noble in Tuluk?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #556 on: October 17, 2011, 03:31:54 PM »
They get sick and die. :P
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Saellyn

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #557 on: October 20, 2011, 10:53:15 AM »
What if Nessalin still played an active PC, and named him/her/it/them Nessalin?

Everyone would think it was some newb who just didn't know better. Met a player with the GDB, Nyx, and used to always mix Nyx/Nyr.

What if spam-bots converged upon Armageddon, namely, Zalanthas by creating PC's with scripts?

We'd see a lot of "hotsexylady11353" names in game asking for a/s/l and people would assume they were n00b whore PCs.

lordcooper

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #558 on: October 20, 2011, 04:11:09 PM »
What if a selection of five Discworld characters (your choice which) appeared on Zalanthas?
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Zoan

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #559 on: October 20, 2011, 10:35:23 PM »
1. Vetinari would be running Allanak inside the year.
2. The Arm of the Dragon would be corruption-free and incredibly good at its job - the labyrinth would have regular patrols (thanks to Vimes).
3. Lord Rust would be a Tor lord
4. Granny Weatherwax would be living in the grey forest mountains and the Templars would secretly go to her for counsel and assistance.
5. Obsidian would fall out of standard as coinage and von Lipwig will have introduced a paper currency.
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #560 on: October 20, 2011, 11:02:43 PM »
What if Zalanthas was set in the same universe as the movie '300'

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« Reply #561 on: October 20, 2011, 11:20:05 PM »
What if Zalanthas was set in the same universe as the movie '300'

  • Sparta's 300 human warriors would be beat by 3 Tor dwarf warriors

  • "This is Sparta!" would go out of style when it was discovered that Allanak doesn't have a large pointless well lying around, it has a pit with spiked stakes and bugs (alternatively "This is the Labyrinth!" would pick up, when they discovered the possibility of luring a sewer horror around to eat people)

  • "Then we'll fight in the shade," would have new meaning, when it was a Dragon and not arrows blocking out the sun

  • Sparta's 300 would be prevented from doing anything by hoards of f-mes clamoring for attention


What would happen if Tektolnes was actually a breed?
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FantasyWriter

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #562 on: October 21, 2011, 09:18:53 AM »
What if Zalanthas was set in the same universe as the movie '300'

  • Sparta's 300 human warriors would be beat by 3 Tor dwarf warriors

  • "This is Sparta!" would go out of style when it was discovered that Allanak doesn't have a large pointless well lying around, it has a pit with spiked stakes and bugs (alternatively "This is the Labyrinth!" would pick up, when they discovered the possibility of luring a sewer horror around to eat people)

  • "Then we'll fight in the shade," would have new meaning, when it was a Dragon and not arrows blocking out the sun

  • Sparta's 300 would be prevented from doing anything by hoards of f-mes clamoring for attention


What would happen if Tektolnes was actually a breed?



He would have an emotion-driven psychotic break in the presence of his father, the King of Vrun Durai.... WAIT A MINUTE!

What if there were a Role-Call for the Sandlord's militia?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #563 on: October 21, 2011, 09:21:37 AM »
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What if there were a Role-Call for the Sandlord's militia?

Then special applications for muls would go through the roof.
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EldritchOrigins

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #564 on: October 21, 2011, 02:59:42 PM »
What if Allanak was destroyed?

Malifaxis

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #565 on: October 21, 2011, 03:54:27 PM »
What if Allanak was destroyed?

Everyone would have to start using the 'think' and 'feel' commands instead of just 'kick' and 'emote thrusts and grunts.'

What if the islands beyond the silt sea were coded?
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FantasyWriter

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #566 on: October 23, 2011, 05:15:25 AM »
What if Allanak was destroyed?

Everyone would have to start using the 'think' and 'feel' commands instead of just 'kick' and 'emote thrusts and grunts.'

What if the islands beyond the silt sea were coded?

People would have somewhere new to 'kick' and 'emote thrusts and grunts."

What if Muk Utep one day said, "Hey, gickers! Since we love and respect elves, think highly of people who kill and steal for a living, accept mutants with fucked-up faces, and, after all, it wasn't actually you guys who blew up Tuluk in the first place, why not come join the party? Tuluk is open!"
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Gunnerblaster

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #567 on: October 23, 2011, 05:37:12 AM »
What if Muk Utep one day said, "Hey, gickers! Since we love and respect elves, think highly of people who kill and steal for a living, accept mutants with fucked-up faces, and, after all, it wasn't actually you guys who blew up Tuluk in the first place, why not come join the party? Tuluk is open!"
Nothing. Most magickers would continue to live "secretly" in Tuluk while most others would come to the conclusion that it was most likely a clever ruse to reel them in so that the Templarate could kill them.

What if there were more occults in Zalanthas; that consisted of sekrit, underground meetings?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #568 on: October 23, 2011, 08:18:05 AM »
What if there were more occults in Zalanthas; that consisted of sekrit, underground meetings?

No one would ever know because their meetings are sekrit and underground.

What if, between characters, you could play as tregil to pass the time?

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« Reply #569 on: October 23, 2011, 10:37:44 AM »
What if this thread didn't turn into Random Tiny Wants 2.0?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #570 on: October 23, 2011, 11:16:42 AM »
What if this thread didn't turn into Random Tiny Wants 2.0?

Then there would be fewer posts.

What would happen if food, water, and raw material prices went down; but the "cost" of "information" and "non-affiliation" went up?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #571 on: October 23, 2011, 11:35:15 PM »
What if there were more occults in Zalanthas; that consisted of sekrit, underground meetings?

No one would ever know because their meetings are sekrit and underground.

What if, between characters, you could play as tregil to pass the time?

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lordcooper

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Re: What if..?
« Reply #572 on: December 11, 2011, 07:35:30 PM »
It'd be rather nice tbh.

What if both Tek and Muk died of natural causes on the same day, leading to all Templars being powerless?
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #573 on: December 12, 2011, 09:39:05 AM »
But would it?

You might wanna take a good close look at the templars, north and south again.
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Re: What if..?
« Reply #574 on: December 15, 2011, 11:16:01 PM »
It'd be rather nice tbh.

What if both Tek and Muk died of natural causes on the same day, leading to all Templars being powerless?

They'd be the ones leading the Rebellion against the Noble Houses.



What if the Merchant Houses pulled out of all cities and started their own? 
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