What if..?

Started by NOFUN, March 18, 2011, 07:53:34 AM

OMG, fucking 1337!!!11

What if one existing PC was allowed to be teleported to 2.Arm?
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

Quote from: Delirium on August 04, 2014, 10:11:38 AM
fuck authority smoke weed erryday

oh and here's a free videogame.

Quote from: lordcooper on March 21, 2011, 07:20:49 PM
OMG, fucking 1337!!!11

What if one existing PC was allowed to be teleported to 2.Arm?

They'd be thought insane. Also they'd be hunted down by a group of antique collectors.

What if your PC was the one who founded a city that exists in Arm 2?

As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.

Quote from: Taven on March 21, 2011, 07:37:08 PM
Quote from: lordcooper on March 21, 2011, 07:20:49 PM
OMG, fucking 1337!!!11

What if one existing PC was allowed to be teleported to 2.Arm?

They'd be thought insane. Also they'd be hunted down by a group of antique collectors.

What if your PC was the one who founded a city that exists in Arm 2?



I'd be a Sorcerer-king and terrorize you fools.

What if elemental magic was taken out of Arm completely?

My PCs would have nobody to mudsex.

What if Tek was a skinny and everyone found out?
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

Quote from: Delirium on August 04, 2014, 10:11:38 AM
fuck authority smoke weed erryday

oh and here's a free videogame.

My PCs would have nobody to mudsex.

What if Tek was a skinny and everyone found out?

It would explain why Allanak is the only city/outpost with a water tax. Fucking thieving neckers.

What if you could add one single code addition to the game?
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

Whisper self -_-

What if PC's could start with a gicker subguild and a mundane guild?

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"

Quote from: bcw81 on March 22, 2011, 12:03:46 AM
Whisper self -_-

What if PC's could start with a gicker subguild and a mundane guild?
That's ARM 2.0.
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If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

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She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

What if pregnancy was coded, complete with a breed command, coded effects of pregnancy, and automatic generation of edible baby items?

Quote from: hyzhenhok on March 22, 2011, 12:24:08 AM
What if pregnancy was coded, complete with a breed command, coded effects of pregnancy, and automatic generation of edible baby items?

There would be a spike in the sale of coded mul mix. Also male dwarves with the focus of getting pregnant.


What if Tektolnes was locked up by his senior templars, and used as a giant battery for their magick?
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.

Quote from: Taven on March 22, 2011, 12:25:15 AM
What if Tektolnes was locked up by his senior templars, and used as a giant battery for their magick?

That would explain why Muk Utep has been playing nice lately.

What if war beetles were not aggressive, tarantulas didn't track infinitely, and scrabs were less dangerous?

Quote from: hyzhenhok on March 22, 2011, 12:28:31 AM
Quote from: Taven on March 22, 2011, 12:25:15 AM
What if Tektolnes was locked up by his senior templars, and used as a giant battery for their magick?

That would explain why Muk Utep has been playing nice lately.

What if war beetles were not aggressive, tarantulas didn't track infinitely, and scrabs were less dangerous?

Then tarantulas would be more dangerous, scrabs would track indefinitely, and the north wouldn't keep walking all the way to Allanak because they're the only ones with a coded butcher.

What if you had to give a paragraph answer to each question in this thread?
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.

I assume the thread would get really long. But hopefully people would be giving scientific answers very similar to Synthesis' thread about answer shit you wanna know scientifically. In reality I think that the paragraph thing would get overly annoying to a point that no one would wish to answer anymore. But given the time alot of us have with the game crashng every half hour. I think people would rather enjoy it.

What if the game would stop crashing? *wink* *wink*
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What if the game would stop crashing? *wink* *wink*

Then I wouldn't be so scared of losing items.

What if someone hijacked armageddon and made it hack and slash?
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

Quote from: Majikal on March 22, 2011, 01:05:08 AM

What if the game would stop crashing? *wink* *wink*

Then I wouldn't be so scared of losing items.

What if someone hijacked armageddon and made it hack and slash?
Most of the PBase would be RPers and would reject the Hack and Slashers with extreme prejudice.

What if the Dragon was -actually- a furby?



Quote from: Majikal on March 22, 2011, 01:05:08 AM

What if the game would stop crashing? *wink* *wink*

Then I wouldn't be so scared of losing items.

What if someone hijacked armageddon and made it hack and slash?
We would pwn the noobz with our l33t skills. That, and I would stop playing.

-Furby question is better than mine-
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Quote from: Saellyn on March 22, 2011, 01:22:54 AM
What if the Dragon was -actually- a furby?

That would explain how Muk Utep managed to satisfy him so easily.

What it multiplaying were allowed?

Quote from: hyzhenhok on March 22, 2011, 01:27:43 AM
Quote from: Saellyn on March 22, 2011, 01:22:54 AM
What if the Dragon was -actually- a furby?

That would explain how Muk Utep managed to satisfy him so easily.

What it multiplaying were allowed?
Someone would make six chars, dump the starting cash onto the one with the best stats, and promptly get killed for that cash.

What if for one day we were all made into Psions?

What it multiplaying were allowed?
Someone would make six chars, dump the starting cash onto the one with the best stats, and promptly get killed for that cash.

What if for one day we were all made into Psions?

Then plots all over the world would stop and die.

What if penis and breast sizes were determined randomly like stats on chargen?
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."

March 22, 2011, 03:42:11 AM #118 Last Edit: March 22, 2011, 03:43:49 AM by Salt Merchant
Quote from: Majikal on March 22, 2011, 03:37:46 AM
What if penis and breast sizes were determined randomly like stats on chargen?

Then it would be the end of the series of "youths" with "only the slightest curves to suggest" they are female that have appeared sequentially in Allanak.

What would happen if breeds finally got fed up and founded their own village?
Lunch makes me happy.

They'd all hate each other and it'd collapse. Just because they're half-elves doesn't mean they like each other. If anything it'd be the opposite.

What if someone in Kurac became a sorceror-king and could hold their own suddenly against any of the major states?
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Quote from: Zoan on March 22, 2011, 04:06:46 AM
What if someone in Kurac became a sorceror-king and could hold their own suddenly against any of the major states?

Tektolnes would eventually bury him under 99 feet of spice, forcing the upstart sorcerer-king to snort his way out of it. Then he'll overdose and die.

What if someone apps Pikachu on April 1st, and gets approved?

Everyone would treat him like a mutant gemmer. And someone would start a GDB thread about too many gickers.

What if everyone could quit outdoors?
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Quote from: SMuz on March 22, 2011, 08:43:30 AM
Everyone would treat him like a mutant gemmer. And someone would start a GDB thread about too many gickers.

What if everyone could quit outdoors?

Rangers would have one less perk, and Whirans would be that much harder to hunt down.

What if the silt sea froze?
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.

Quote from: Taven on March 22, 2011, 02:47:55 PM
What if the silt sea froze?

There'd be an awesome party at <redacted>!

What if kanks came back as zombies?

Quote from: Kismetic on March 22, 2011, 02:56:09 PM
Quote from: Taven on March 22, 2011, 02:47:55 PM
What if the silt sea froze?

There'd be an awesome party at <redacted>!

What if kanks came back as zombies?

Necrophilia would see a rise as "kanking" got a completely new definition.

What if the salt flats turned to grass flats?
As of February 2017, I no longer play Armageddon.