Your personal scores and stats

Started by Cindy42, February 22, 2011, 07:49:12 PM

Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...

I used to have absolutely incredible wisdom in my old stats, but if you read a little further you'll see that I was drunk and thereby suffering from classic drunken courage.  I assume anyone posting that is joking because I was, they have a term for that size :o ego I hear.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Quote from: Ktavialt on October 20, 2011, 01:39:23 PM
You are Eric, Associate Attorney of Evil Scumbag Lawyers, LLP
Keywords: eric clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer deathtokittens
Sdesc: the clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer
Objective: Riding on the backs of the bruised and hurting the little guy.
Long Description: The clean-shaven villaneous scumbag lawyer is directing his staff to mail enormous bills to clients.

Is your name Saul Goodman?
Formaldehyde, ArmageddonMUD, Storyteller to the Stars

You are Jenner, a neurotic, unemployable, undergrad.
Keywords: Jenner, neurotic, unemployable, pudgy, scarred, acned, spaz, deaf
Sdesc: the pudgy, acne scarred psychology student
Objective: Graduate before I'm 32.
Long Description: the pudgy, acne scarred psychology student sits hunched over an ancient laptop.
You are 29 years, 7 months, and 18 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 65 inches tall and are too lazy to calculate your weight.
Your strength is poor, your agility is above average,
 your wisdom is below average, your endurance is below average
You are not hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 79 (87), you have 54 (67) stamina, and 42 (42) stun.

You have been playing for maybe five months
You are sitting at an industriously kludged together desk.
You are currently speaking sign language.

Your encumbrance is barely manageable.
Relationship to the land is adequate
Your mood is self critical
You are feeling weary
You are refusing saves on: advice, critique, social interactions
You are being merciful.

Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
Stop pissing all over everyone's fun, dude.

You've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

GB, you've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.

;)
Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

Quote from: Delirium on August 04, 2014, 10:11:38 AM
fuck authority smoke weed erryday

oh and here's a free videogame.

Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS. STOP HAVING FUN!!!!

Quote from: lordcooper on October 20, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
GB, you've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.

;)

Hah.

Quote from: lordcooper on October 20, 2011, 03:01:36 PM
GB, you've got to know when to drop the serious-face bullshit and just let people "do their thing" unless it honest-to-god offends you that badly.

;)
Touche, you bastard. Lol.  ;D
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Why hasn't Tektolnes posted in this thread yet?

Quote from: drunkendwarf on October 20, 2011, 01:42:38 PM
People putting exceptional/absolutely incredible for a stat crack me up. Especially wisdom. Seriously people - we're talking Einstein/Hawking/Tesla/etc level intelligence here. I'm highly skeptical...
C'mon DD, they're just AI for humans...
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."

I think this should be revived. I just read the whole thing and laughed.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

They must have revamped the age code again.
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.

You are Joshua, of many people (type 'tribes' to see your affiliations).
Keywords: Joshua Josh wiry bespectacled man
Sdesc: the wiry, bespectacled man
Objective: Sex, money.
Long Description: The wiry, bespectacled man lays, pillows propped beneath his head.
You are 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 74 inches tall and are weigh eight ten-stones.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
  your wisdom is average, your endurance is below average
You are satisfied, and not thirsty.
Your health is 104 (104), you have 43 (111) stamina, and 77 (98) stun.

You have been playing for 1578 days and 4 hours.
You are reclining.
You are currently speaking English.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is tired.
You are refusing saves on: sex, money, sleep, climb, arrest
You are not being merciful.

You are Joey, of United States Army National Guard
Keywords: Joey Joe Pudgy Short Haired Man
Sdesc: the pudgy, short-haired man
Objective: Get out of the army
Long description: The pudgy, short-haired man relaxes on his bed with two laptops, one of which is a gaming laptop.
You are 22 years, 2 months, and something days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 66 inches tall, and weigh nine ten-stones.
Your strength is very good, your agility is below average,
   your wisdom is above average, and your endurance is below average.
You are starving (in your own mind), and dehydrated (in your own mind).
Your health is 87 (87), you have 1 (130) stamina, and 15 (154) stun.

You have been playing for too fucking many days and way too many hours.
You are resting.
Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is could not fucking care less.
Your mood is exhausted.
You are refusing saves on: pretty women (defined as per self), money, getting out of the military, climb, arrest.
You are being merciful until such time as mercy is unnecessary.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.

Quote from: MeTekillot on February 22, 2011, 08:32:57 PM
You are Joshua.
Keywords: wiry towering blond man
Sdesc: the wiry, towering blond man
Objective: To get at the curly-haired, diminutive woman.
Long Description: The wiry, towering blond man is curled into a ball at a desktop.
You are 20 years, 4 months, and 17 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 9 ten-stone.
Your strength is very good, your agility is average,
  your wisdom is good, and your endurance is very good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 135(135), you have 100(125) stamina, and 30(150) stun.

You have been playing for two years and three months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your mood is inspecific.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: affection | arrest | massage .
You are being merciful.
You are watching a blocky computer monitor.

Quote from: MeTekillot on November 09, 2013, 04:08:34 AM
You are Joshua, of many people (type 'tribes' to see your affiliations).
Keywords: Joshua Josh wiry bespectacled man
Sdesc: the wiry, bespectacled man
Objective: Sex, money.
Long Description: The wiry, bespectacled man lays, pillows propped beneath his head.
You are 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 74 inches tall and are weigh eight ten-stones.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
  your wisdom is average, your endurance is below average
You are satisfied, and not thirsty.
Your health is 104 (104), you have 43 (111) stamina, and 77 (98) stun.

You have been playing for 1578 days and 4 hours.
You are reclining.
You are currently speaking English.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is tired.
You are refusing saves on: sex, money, sleep, climb, arrest
You are not being merciful.


Met is aging in reverse! Or an elf, damned liar.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

Quote from: ShaLeah on November 09, 2013, 10:57:21 AM
Quote from: MeTekillot on February 22, 2011, 08:32:57 PM
You are Joshua.
Keywords: wiry towering blond man
Sdesc: the wiry, towering blond man
Objective: To get at the curly-haired, diminutive woman.
Long Description: The wiry, towering blond man is curled into a ball at a desktop.
You are 20 years, 4 months, and 17 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 9 ten-stone.
Your strength is very good, your agility is average,
  your wisdom is good, and your endurance is very good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 135(135), you have 100(125) stamina, and 30(150) stun.

You have been playing for two years and three months.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
You are currently speaking english with a mid-western accent.
Your mood is inspecific.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: affection | arrest | massage .
You are being merciful.
You are watching a blocky computer monitor.

Quote from: MeTekillot on November 09, 2013, 04:08:34 AM
You are Joshua, of many people (type 'tribes' to see your affiliations).
Keywords: Joshua Josh wiry bespectacled man
Sdesc: the wiry, bespectacled man
Objective: Sex, money.
Long Description: The wiry, bespectacled man lays, pillows propped beneath his head.
You are 19 years, 2 months, and 4 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 74 inches tall and are weigh eight ten-stones.
Your strength is above average, your agility is below average,
  your wisdom is average, your endurance is below average
You are satisfied, and not thirsty.
Your health is 104 (104), you have 43 (111) stamina, and 77 (98) stun.

You have been playing for 1578 days and 4 hours.
You are reclining.
You are currently speaking English.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is good.
Your mood is tired.
You are refusing saves on: sex, money, sleep, climb, arrest
You are not being merciful.


Met is aging in reverse! Or an elf, damned liar.

And he's shrinking.
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.


Quote from: MeTekillot on November 09, 2013, 01:46:07 PM
I lied on the first one

Oh yeah, we'll believe everything you say from now on, Sharp. First trust test, failed.




RT: You never realize how hard it is to find a meme that's spelled correctly until you Google.
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
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In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

You are Steve.
Keywords: willowy, stubble, bearded, man, Steve
Sdesc: the willowy, stubble-bearded man
Objective: Live life to the fullest!

You are 24 years, 0 months, and 13 days old,
which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is good,
  your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is very good.
You are not hungry, but you are a little thirsty.
Your health is 122(122), you have 125(125) stamina, and 121(121) stun.

You have been playing for a long f-ing time.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a friendly accent.
"I stalk the shadows, I am the one who wears that friendly face. Behind your every move, there is nothing you can do. Pride yourself in the fact that you do not already rot and bake. Be prepared, I am always watching." - Allanaki Assassin

December 09, 2013, 12:52:40 PM #94 Last Edit: February 12, 2014, 09:47:08 AM by QuillDipper
You are Hayden
Kewords: lanky baggy eyed young adult Hayden loser
Sdesc: the lanky, baggy-eyed young adult
Objective: To learn their goddamn lines.
Long Desc: The lanky, bagg-eyed young adult is sitting here, clinging to consciousness.

You are 17 years, 8 months, and some amount of days old, which, by your race and appearance, is young.
You are 72 inches tall and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is below average, your agility is good, your wisdom is below average, your endurance is exceptional.
You are a little hungry, and damn thirsty.
Your health is 97(97), you have 50(120) stamina, and 2(100) stun.

You have been playing deep into the night.
You are sitting at a school standard desk, in a gross, plastic chair.
You are currently speaking English, with an Idahoan accent and a slight lisp.

Your encumbrance is easily manageable.
Relationship to the land is "it's complicated".
Your mood is stressed.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: listening
You are being merciful
You are watching A Knight's Tale
Part-Time Internets Lady

What are people using to decide on their endurance?  I was going to do one of these, but I honestly don't know what to put, as I've recently done an Ironman (3.8K swim, 180K bike, 42.2K run) and I was going to put "good" or "very good" for my endurance.  If someone like Chris McCormack or Dean Karnazes are AIs (i.e. the pinnacle of human endurance, in my opinion), then I could only dare boast a "good" ;)

You guys are fucking Godly!   :o





There are many types of things that deal with endurance, not just your ability to run far or swim far. :)
"I stalk the shadows, I am the one who wears that friendly face. Behind your every move, there is nothing you can do. Pride yourself in the fact that you do not already rot and bake. Be prepared, I am always watching." - Allanaki Assassin

Yeah, such as resistances to magickal effects, or polymorphing.

I, for one, have never once been polymorphed. My endurance is absolutely incredible.


You are Inky
Kewords: tattooed auburn haired woman Inky
Sdesc: the tattooed, auburn-haired woman
Objective: To find the correct droids and to acquire a handful of xanax and a bottle of pink moscato.
Long Desc: The tattooed, auburn-haired woman is laying here, clacking away on her laptop.

You are 29 years, 5 months, and 13 days old, which, by your race and appearance, is an adult.
You are 73 inches tall and weigh NUNYADAMNBUSINESS tenstone
Your strength is average, your agility is good, your wisdom is good, your endurance is below average.
You are a little hungry, and terribly thirsty.
Your health is 97(97), you have 50(120) stamina, and 2(100) stun.

You have been playing so long you have forgotten the exact amount of years.
You are sitting on a pillowtop mattress using a piano bench as a desk.
You are currently speaking English, with a Michigander accent tinged with Kentucky hillbilly.

Your encumbrance is easily manageable.
Relationship to the land is one of friends with benefits.
Your mood is stressed.
You are reclining.
You are refusing saves on: Freaking the fuck out and killing a bunch of mofos with a flame thrower.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching your six-month old son sleep.
With a dip of her head, the half-elf girl says to the short-ass dwarf, in  sirihish:
     "Yeah, okay. Well, thanks for the meat.

His head bobbing, the short-ass dwarf says to the half-elf girl, in sirihish:
      "Thas what she said."