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Feco

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2011, 12:22:33 PM »
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Jdr

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2011, 02:00:19 PM »
Best thread evar.
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Kismetic

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2011, 03:34:54 PM »
You are Kismetic
Keywords: hawkish blue-eyed man k
Sdesc: the hawkish, blue-eyed man
Objective: Get back to the choppa!
Long Description: The hawkish, blue-eyed man is sitting here, rolling a doobie.
You are 30 years, 0 months and 26 days old.
You are 73 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is extremely good,
  your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is average.
You are very thirsty, and not hungry.
Your health is 111/(111), you have 111/(111) stamina, and 111/(111) stun.

You have been playing for 0 days and 0 hours.
You are sitting on a long, brown couch.
You are currently speaking English with an Appalachian accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is married.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Rachel McAdams
You are not being merciful.
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer

Redheart

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2011, 04:01:47 PM »
You are Redheart.
Keywords: hazel eyed dark haired woman
Sdesc: the hazel-eyed, dark-haired woman
Objective: To go to the eye doctor in less than an hour and get some of those spiffy, cheap sunslits.
Long Description: The hazel-eyed, dark-haired woman is sitting here, procrastinating.
You are 27 years, 10 months, and 7 days old.
 which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 65 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is average, your agility is below average,
  your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is good.
You are not hungry, but you are thirsty.
Your health is 128(128), you have 121(121) stamina, and 138(138) stun.

You have been playing for four years and 13 days.
You are sitting on a short, chestnut leather love seat.
You are currently speaking English with no discernible American accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is get off my lawn.
Your mood is lazy and procrastinating.
You are refusing saves on: arrest | Mumford & Sons, all four of them.
You are being merciful.
You are watching a brightly lit, 14" laptop screen.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 04:04:35 PM by Redheart »

dustbunny

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2011, 04:31:36 PM »
I love how most everyone is adult, and no one is mature.
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valeria

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2011, 04:39:53 PM »
You are Valeria.
Keywords: the curvy, round-faced woman
Sdesc: curvy round-faced woman Valeria
Objective: To make it through class and go home.
Long Description: The curvy, round-faced woman is here, pretending to study.
You are 25 years, ? months, and ? days old,
 which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 65 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is poor, your agility is average,
  your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is below average.
You are hungry.

You have been playing for almost two years.
You are sitting on a plastic office chair.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is sporadic gardener.
You are currently speaking legalese with a mid-west accent.
Your mood is mildly irritated.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, study, boredom.
You are NOT being merciful.
You are watching the Colbert Report to pass the time.
A Kuraci regular shouts, in sirihish:
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Anaiah

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2011, 05:51:21 PM »
You are Anaiah.
Keywords: tressy-tressed short woman STAFFZ BRAINZ awesome awesomely voyeuristic storyteller Anaiah
Sdesc: the short tressy-tressed woman
Objective: Learn to eat BRAINZ in real life, too. Aka Psychology degree.
Long Description: The short tressy-tressed woman is eating truffles and mudding on the bed.
You are 24 years, a few months, and some days old,
 which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 63 inches tall, and weigh some ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is below average,
  your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is shot because you smoke.
You are a little hungry and very thirsty.

You have been playing for 5 hours so far today.
You are sitting on a twin-sized bed piled high with pillows.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is pretty good, actually.
You are currently speaking engrish with a muddled accent.
Your mood is mildly tired.
You are refusing saves on: arrest, womenz, Angelina Jolie, chocolate, coffee, brainz, and catchy music, pizza, and taco bell.
You are being merciful, softie.
You are watching Xena: Warrior Princess.
NOFUN:
Random Armageddon.thoughts: fuck dwarves, fuck magickers, fuck f-me's, fuck city elves and nerf everything I don't use
Maxid:
My position is unassailable.
Gunnerblaster:
My breeds discriminate against other breeds.

That's how hardcore I am.

HammerofJericho

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2011, 06:03:46 PM »
You are HammerofJericho
Keywords: hammer of jericho
Sdesc: The massive, rune-etched Hammer
Objective: Smash skulls
Long Description: The massive, rune-etched hammer flies here, smashing random skulls.
You are 821 years, 2 months and 364 days old.
You are 76 inches tall, and weigh 4 ten-stone.
Your strength is ama-za-zing, your agility is sucks (cause yer a hammer),
  your wisdom is that you wish you had a brain, and your endurance is as tough as steel (your made of it).
You are very thirsty (for blood), and very hungry (for brains)
Your health is 457/(457), you have 1001/(1001) stamina, and 4/(4) stun.

You have been playing for 0 days and 0 hours.
You are sitting on a pedestal of shimmering ivory and diamond.
You are currently speaking Gorish with a bloody accent.

Your encumbrance would exist if you had hands.
*Added objective: Take someone's hands and arms.
Relationship to the land is evol.
You are flying.
You are refusing saves on: Not smashing heads
You are never being merciful.
"I stalk the shadows, I am the one who wears that friendly face. Behind your every move, there is nothing you can do. Pride yourself in the fact that you do not already rot and bake. Be prepared, I am always watching." - Allanaki Assassin

Is Friday

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2011, 06:03:55 PM »
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps.
Keywords: white guy rosy-cheeked blond jake lastname
Sdesc: the rosy-cheeked blond man
Mission: Top Secret
Destination: Unknown
Code Generated Long Description.
You are 23 years, 6 months, and a few days old,
 which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 72 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is good, your agility is extremely good,
  your wisdom is good enough, and my endurance is better than yours.
You are a little hungry and not thirsty.
Your health is 110(110), you have 210(215) stamina, and 101(101) stun.

You have been GDBing for 63 days, 11 hours and 25 minutes.
You are sitting on a brown leather couch.
You are currently speaking English with a mashed up accent.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 06:05:44 PM by Is Friday »
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Reiteration

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2011, 06:40:48 PM »
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps. Runner of the United States Bynners.

ftfy
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Collect and select
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Kismetic

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2011, 06:42:12 PM »
You are Kismetic
Keywords: hawkish blue-eyed man k
Sdesc: the hawkish, blue-eyed man
Objective: Get back to the choppa!
Long Description: The hawkish, blue-eyed man is sitting here, rolling a doobie.
You are 30 years, 0 months and 26 days old.
You are 73 inches tall, and weigh 8 ten-stone.
Your strength is above average, your agility is extremely good,
  your wisdom is exceptional, and your endurance is average.
You are very thirsty, and not hungry.
Your health is 111/(111), you have 111/(111) stamina, and 111/(111) stun.

You have been playing for 0 days and 0 hours.
You are sitting on a long, brown couch.
You are currently speaking English with an Appalachian accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is married.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Rachel McAdams
You are not being merciful.

Also, probably ...  Ranger/Bard.  Minus some skills, add some others ...
"Well, Gary, if that even is your real name ...  somebody stole my computer.  Now, if you're a criminal--  Look at me! ... You have to tell me, legally, or else it's considered entrapment."  -- Andy Dwyer

Is Friday

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2011, 06:43:33 PM »
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps. Runner of the United States Bynners.

ftfy
The Byn have no discipline or culture. I'd compare it more to the Lyksaen Warriors if anything.
And then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Recharge

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2011, 06:46:21 PM »
You are Recharge
Keywords: olive toned shaggy haired man
Sdesc: the olive-toned, shaggy-haired man
Objective:
Long Description: The olive-toned, shaggy-haired man is here, rockin' away at his keypad!
You are 23 years, 6 months, 231 days old.
Your strength is average, your agility is above average,
   your wisdom is above average, and your endurance is very good.
You are a little hungry and dehydrated!
Your health is 99(99), you have 119(123) stamina, and 127(127) stun.

You have been playing for many'a year!
You are sitting on a ragged, wooden-backed chair.
You are currently speaking English with a Canadian accent, eh?

Your emcumbrance is very light.
Relationship to the land is freakin' awsome!
Your mood is groggy.
You are not being merciful.
You are watching a hp 1702 lcd 19" pc monitor.


Yep, i like my monitor.
and surprisingly enough, that is how many days old I actually am.
Though there be no squids to slay,
My spear will taste blood today!

Recharge

  • Posts: 328
Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2011, 06:50:49 PM »
I dont have a height or weight, just how Canadians role now-a-days.
Though there be no squids to slay,
My spear will taste blood today!

Jingo

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2011, 07:10:20 PM »
I dont have a height or weight, just how Canadians role now-a-days.

But we do have length.

amirite, ladies?

Couldn't resist.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won’t find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.

DesertT

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2011, 07:44:01 PM »
You are Jake, Corporal of the United States Marine Corps.
Mission: Top Secret
Destination: Unknown
Do you know when you're ever coming home?

FantasyWriter

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2011, 07:47:32 PM »
You are Lewis.
Keywords: short bearded man fantasywriter fw helper
Sdesc: the short, bearded man
Objective: To publish a novel of fantastic historical fiction.
Long Description: The short, bearded man is surrounded by halfing minions.
You are 28 years, 7 months, and 22 days old,
 which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 68 inches tall, and weigh 11 ten-stone.
Your strength is extremely good, your agility is average,
  your wisdom is very good, and your endurance is extremely good.
You are not hungry, and a little thirsty.
Your health is 130 (134), you have 86(98) stamina, 106(197) mana, and 70(120) stun.

You have been playing for 4 years, 6 days, and 23 hours.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is tree-hugger.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.
Your mood is stressed.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: arrest.
You are being merciful.
You are watching teh Mantis Head.

Greb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

boog

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2011, 08:59:25 PM »
You are boog
Keywords: buxom brown haired young woman
Sdesc: the buxom, brown-haired young woman
Objective: Quit cramping!
Long Description:The buxom, brown-haired young woman sits in front of her computer.
You are 22 years, 8 months and 2 days old
  which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone (or something).
Your stats don't matter because you're all around awesome.
You are parched, and not hungry.
Your health is fine, you have the stamina of a cow being prodded, and ... stun-stun-stunna.

You have been playing for nearly as long as Feco.
You are sitting on the cheap, one-armed computer chair.
You are currently speaking American English with a slight New Yawkah accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is loving and kind.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Everything?!
You are not being merciful.

Oh, and god, real life classes... I'd be a merchant/thug.

;)
« Last Edit: February 23, 2011, 09:08:51 PM by boog »
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Rahmi

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  • Posts: 544
Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2011, 09:05:51 PM »
You are Nick
Keyword: stocky brown haired man
Sdesc: the stocky, brown-haired man
Objective: Pass my NBRC Board Exams
Long Description: the stocky, brown-haired man is here, staring at a college book blankly.
You are 26 years, 0 months, 9 days old
You are 68 inches tall, and weight 7 ten-stones (I guess)
Your strength is good, your agility is good
your wisdom is above average, your endurance is absolutely incredible.
You are starving, and not thirsty.

You have been playing for 6 years or so.
You are sitting on a blue, swivel hospital office chair.
You are currently speaking English with a southern accent.

MeTekillot

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2011, 09:14:12 PM »
My real-life app is a special app custom class :B
Also, I like my cootch to have a pert pink color and nice smell. Knowing my luck I would bonk someone with AIDs, get rotten box, and die miserable.

Potaje

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2011, 09:16:06 PM »
You are boog
Keywords: buxom brown haired young woman
Sdesc: the buxom, brown-haired young woman
Objective: Quit cramping!
Long Description:The buxom, brown-haired young woman sits in front of her computer.
You are 22 years, 8 months and 2 days old
  which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone (or something).
Your stats don't matter because you're all around awesome.
You are parched, and not hungry.
Your health is fine, you have the stamina of a cow being prodded, and ... stun-stun-stunna.

You have been playing for nearly as long as Feco.
You are sitting on the cheap, one-armed computer chair.
You are currently speaking American English with a slight New Yawkah accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is loving and kind.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Everything?!
You are not being merciful.

Oh, and god, real life classes... I'd be a merchant/thug.

;)

I have a cure for cramps, but its only good for nine months.
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.

Hot_Dancer

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2011, 09:22:31 PM »
You are Brian
Keywords: scrawny mouse-eared man mickey/mighty mouse chim-chim dicknose Hot Dancer Brian
Sdesc: the scrawny, mouse-eared man
Objective: Recover from a dismal month
Long Description:
Code Generated Long Description
You are 27 years, 10 months and 4 days old.
You are 67 inches tall, and weigh 1 ten-stone.
Your strength is  poor, your agility is very good
  your wisdom is below average, and your endurance is good.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 85/(85), you have 90/(90) stamina, and 90/(90) stun.

You have been playing for 10 years.
You are reclining on the cheap, walmart weight-bench
You are currently speaking English with a broken northern accent accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is poor and greasy.
You are resting.
You are refusing saves on: margaritas and latinas
You are being merciful.
Anonymous:  I don't get why magickers are so amazingly powerful in Arm.

Anonymous:  I mean... the concept of making one class completely dominating, and able to crush any other class after 5 days of power-playing, seems ridiculous to me.

boog

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2011, 09:36:32 PM »
You are boog
Keywords: buxom brown haired young woman
Sdesc: the buxom, brown-haired young woman
Objective: Quit cramping!
Long Description:The buxom, brown-haired young woman sits in front of her computer.
You are 22 years, 8 months and 2 days old
  which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 62 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone (or something).
Your stats don't matter because you're all around awesome.
You are parched, and not hungry.
Your health is fine, you have the stamina of a cow being prodded, and ... stun-stun-stunna.

You have been playing for nearly as long as Feco.
You are sitting on the cheap, one-armed computer chair.
You are currently speaking American English with a slight New Yawkah accent.

Your encumbrance is no problem.
Relationship to the land is loving and kind.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: Everything?!
You are not being merciful.

Oh, and god, real life classes... I'd be a merchant/thug.

;)

I have a cure for cramps, but its only good for nine months.

Precisely why I'm cramping. The little bastard's trying to make too much room for itself, I guess! ;)
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

Zoltan

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2011, 11:47:30 PM »
You are Jared
Keywords: large hairy man zoltan
Sdesc: the large, hairy man
Objective: Branch
Long Description: code-generated long description
You are 25 years, and some months and days old
   which by your race and appearance is adult.
You are 70 inches tall and weigh... definitely above the chargen limit.  ???
Your strength is average, your agility is average,
   your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is poor.
You are a little thirsty.
Your health is 96(96), you have 105(105) stamina and 98(98) stun.

You have been playing for 4 years.
You are sitting on a ramshackle, black office chair.
You are currently speaking English with an American accent.

Your encumbrance is very light.
Your relationship to the land is neutral.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on: nothing
You are not being merciful.
Trunk
 hidden by 'body/torso'
 hides nipples

solera

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Re: Your personal scores and stats
« Reply #49 on: February 24, 2011, 12:10:19 PM »
You are Solera
Keywords: tough, old,bag
Sdesc: the tough old bag
Objective: Know where I'm going
Long Description: The tough old bag is...here?
You are 59 years, 5 months, and some days old,
 which by your race and appearance is not old.

You are 65 inches tall, and weigh 6 ten-stone.
Your strength is  average, your agility is poor,
  your wisdom is poor, and your endurance is above average.
You are not hungry, or thirsty.
Your health is 95/100, you have 100/110 stamina, and 70/100 stun.


You have been playing for 87 days.
You are sitting.
You are currently speaking sirihish with a cute accent.

Your encumbrance is manageable.
Relationship to the land pays my bills.
Your mood is neutral.
You are sitting.
You are refusing saves on most things except tractors.
You are being merciful.


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« Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 12:12:10 PM by solera »