Author Topic: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!  (Read 4978 times)

Mr.B

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IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« on: April 03, 2010, 07:37:23 AM »
Mr.B in the house, inciting some battle. I know you Armers got some rhythm
so let it out.


You don't gotta like rap, to post in this thread,
Do it, cause M.B.'s comin' for your head.
To all my victims this side of Allanak, I did it for the black.
Nah, I'm kidding, I take that back, I did it because your lyrically whack,
Your beneath me, kids.
I don't destroy newbies for the 'sids, I do it for the glory,
or maybe just to get my hands gory. It don't matter anyway, I'm twinking out
my skills today - so you better watch out.
I'm practically an immortal. When my attacks come for your dome,
my sword may as well be labeled VORPAL. Better jump in a portal, if your of
a magick class. It's the only way you'll save your ass from my maxxed
backstab.
My flow is sick, I have you writhing from my whip, of lyricism.
Turning you 'Nakkis to some brand of mysticism. Dragon's gonna put you down,
Like some Muk-loving clowns. Yeah that's right, I diss the north too.
You fools are playing easy-mode, the south is the real crew. It ain't nothing new,
It's been that way since at least 92'. But don't you be hatin'. You're just overrated.
Nyr and 'loonsh baby you so much, your bound to be EXTERMINATED.

Show me what you got guyz. I wait with baited breath.
Keepin' it dusty,
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Sephiroto

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2010, 07:54:50 AM »
Your mad rap makes me think of show,
Two men with swords, Samurai Chimploo.

Mr.B

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2010, 08:04:41 AM »
Thank you, good sir. Though it would make my day for some challengers to rise to the plate. Let there be mad rappin' war, in good fun of course.
Keepin' it dusty,
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LauraMars

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2010, 08:04:48 AM »
You don't gotta like rap, to post in this thread,
Do it, cause M.B.'s comin' for your head.
To all my victims this side of Allanak, I did it for the black.
Nah, I'm kidding, I take that back, I did it because your lyrically whack,
Your beneath me, kids.
I don't destroy newbies for the 'sids, I do it for the glory,
or maybe just to get my hands gory. It don't matter anyway, I'm twinking out
my skills today - so you better watch out.
I'm practically an immortal. When my attacks come for your dome,
my sword may as well be labeled VORPAL. Better jump in a portal, if your of
a magick class. It's the only way you'll save your ass from my maxxed
backstab.
My flow is sick, I have you writhing from my whip, of lyricism.
Turning you 'Nakkis to some brand of mysticism. Dragon's gonna put you down,
Like some Muk-loving clowns. Yeah that's right, I diss the north too.
You fools are playing easy-mode, the south is the real crew. It ain't nothing new,
It's been that way since at least 92'. But don't you be hatin'. You're just overrated.
Nyr and 'loonsh baby you so much, your bound to be EXTERMINATED.


Yo, the name is LauraMars and I got tossed in the slammer,
I capped a guy right in his ass for fucking up his grammar.
You're, NOT your, that's no contraction, check this action,
It's YOU and ARE, take the A out, replace him with an apostrophe and
Get those mothers close together.  Don't step up, mess around on my turf, ya'll are serfs,
Bad motherfuckers know punctuation ain't no warrior nerf, so get it right fools,
You're all tools, I'm the queen of this grammatical dream and cell block D,
It's all on me, so don't, DO NOT, rattle my cage, make me rage, I will remove an appendage,
True motherfuckers know the way of the language.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2010, 08:10:42 AM by LauraMars »
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Mr.B

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2010, 08:20:51 AM »
OOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!
Keepin' it dusty,
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Mr.B

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2010, 08:39:49 AM »

When YOU'RE on this level of master, you don't worry about grammatic disaster.
You have to think faster, Laura. Sorry I put you in the slammer, but I had to
drop that LYRICAL HAMMER.
I'm tired of all the Southland dweebs, worshipping the dragon on all of their knees.
It should have been ME, but damn. How's a man to get ahead in this f'd up land?
I guess that's why I gotta keep killin'. My homies, illin'. Checkin' all the villains.
That's what I do. I'm Lord and Master on this turf. Ruling over the shadows like Templars
over serfs. Warrior-nerf? What's that? Oh, you can't handle a newbie's attack.
You'd better train up that parry, else a Jozhal's harry will turn into a tragedy.
That's terrible, you all see what I gotta contend with? Someone step up, who's got the
skills to spar with this.

MC Mr.B, motherfudgers.
Keepin' it dusty,
                     Mr.B

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 08:26:08 PM »

Gimfalisette

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2010, 08:44:26 PM »
She can't help it, she's a yankee.
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.

LauraMars

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2010, 09:01:15 PM »
In keeping with the spirit of the thread, Y'ALL should berate my Minnesotan origins in rhyme.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

Mr.B

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2010, 10:54:29 PM »
LauraMars, spirit, these guys don't possess. I'm confident that with you, they will not mess.
That I stress, 'cause you're so far above the rest. Besides me, the MB.
Check 2-1-3.
Talk about crazy, these guys are SO LAZY. They don't want to play this game cause
we'll just leave their heads hazy. Even so, guys, up your courage and grab the mic,
Queen D and Mr.B want to hear you rhyme. Give it a shot. I won't even block.
Because as I see it, so far I've got this game on lock.
Keepin' it dusty,
                     Mr.B

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Kryos

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2010, 11:24:16 PM »
I ask, for future submissions, that audio files be uploaded for the listening pleasure of this community.

The Archbishop

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2010, 02:43:00 AM »
I'm floatin through the sky thinkin what a fu%*'in day, narrow up my gaze just looking for some prey.
It ain't really hard, cause all you suckas targets. Don't matter where you're at, in the sands or in the market.
I'm comin, and best believe I'm gunnin', for your life but not with no puny knife. I'm at that ass like repo.
And when the fog appears you get knocked the f$#k out like Debo. I know you wanna pop me, but you know
you cannot stop me, cause you don't even know who me is trick, so keep on guessin', wonderin', and talkin'.
So in short, just accept that you're dead and try not to cry when you get that mantis head.

*slams mic on the ground*

I'm out this bitch you can have this shit.

Who would you kill for a klondike bar?

Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2010, 11:43:05 AM »
Fool, you ain't got the sids or the crew to be messin' with me!
I knowed forty halfear kids wit'out shoes that 'ud be dissin' at chew.
"Who brung his rhyme an' his beat to go carousin' wit' he?
Choo up th' assonance train 'fore he get Seussin' on you!"

Taven

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2010, 03:00:19 PM »
What this challenge needs is a kickin' topic
Because my will to rap is takin' a vacation in the tropics
I can't just come out and declare myself bad-ass
You know I can't beat that amazin' grammatical lass
LauraMars is my hero,
She took your rap score and brought it down to ZERO,
Who cares if she has her y'alls
I'd say she has you all by the balls
You can say shit about the black pit
It don't testify to your wit
You can diss all the northlands
And the tattoos on their hands
But you're just like poor ol' Luirs
You ain't got a city-state you can say is yers

The rest of you guys, you're just spittin' out lies
It's like you're all wanna-be Gage Gritshaws
You're like that furry that was in Tuluk
--You ain't got no claws
Try a little harder you might rank like Laurentide
Makin' us laugh so hard we'll wish we'd died
Second thought, that might not be a bad
It'd be better then what you just had

As to Van,
Man,
You just gotta understan'
There's this thing called reputation
And this GDB rapping is a mutilation
This here is all in good fun,
But to make a recording is like to shoot yourself with
--No, a crossbow not a gun
You can make your silly requests
We'll all ignore you like you're just one of the pests
If you want a recording don't act like a half-breed
You gotta own up to what you need
I wanna see you out here makin' a rap
Come on, I don't want to be the only one spitting out crap
I can't believe I'm actually postin'
Hey, at least I ain't the one hostin'
Clearly I'm jes' way too bored
I'm hitting the send button, dear Highlord
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Cutthroat

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2010, 03:32:45 PM »
You ain't seen nothin yet
there are pieces you can't connect
gemmers want their own place to eat, to drink and shit
fuck the gaj, my gemmer buddies they just get hit
by bynners, looking to brawl
makes me wanna log out and play a dungeon-crawl

people hate on us gemmers, say we're twinks
spam casting and shit, no, we're just working out the kinks
to our spells, so we don't burn off our faces
dwarves, elves, breeds, all the fuckin races

who gives a shit about grammar, your all insane
their isn't a man amongst me who is more profane
I'm lookin at you, you're reproductive ability is drained
I touch my gem and walk to the temple, it's time to train

Taven

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2010, 03:48:25 PM »
Gemma is just a nice way to say 'abomination,'
We don't have them here in the northern nation
Come here with your wiggly ways I dare ya
That Lirathuian's gonna do a lot more then scare ya
People say us northies is tree-huggers
At least we ain't put up with cursed-assed buggers

N' us folks in Allanak, we know' jes' what yer at
Sure you've all got crazy-cursin' powers
And if yer a Viv you can even take a shower
But we see that thang tight 'round your neck
Your gem makes you just a short leashed PET
I seen you screamin' when the templar's around
They got you beat to the ground

If yo' spells was as bad as yer grammer
All ya could do is sit is stamma'
THERE and THEIR
It ain't potato and potata
Dare you to replace a MON wi'a MUN
Bet ya that ain't get you no watah

I think my raps are getting progressively worse
This urge to post is just a CURSE
It ain't my fault I swear
It's the bender all up there
Sure, that's my great excuse
Who knew them mind worms had an entertainment use?
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Cutthroat

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2010, 04:00:31 PM »
You say your raps might be getting progressively worse
But I KNOW they are, I KNOW you're cursed
But fuck that, let me cut a noble's purse
Go up to Luir's and reimburse
my spice dealer, and pick up some more
I'll give it to you, so hearing your shit ain't a chore
Maybe it'll open your mind some when you take a hit
And make your raps sound less and less like shit, but I wouldn't count on it

Booya

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2010, 04:01:25 PM »
Yo straight from the UK. Sit back, relax, i've got something to say
You try, but snuff, there goes your candle, spitting rhymes at ya just like my handle
I couldn't resist the pull like the proverbial crack
Cos you're dissing about grammer when your yank spelling is whack
Whoa check me, popping off at LauraMars with her ooc popularity. And Mr B?
What the fuck. I'm blazing in this sandbox and I barely even see you. I'll burn those sun slits from in front of your eyes.
Cos my lyrics kick up a bigger storm then any the Imms, I mean staff devise. The rest?
They're like the time when fucking Suk Krath lost its light. But let's pretend everything's fine like that Tuluki shite.
And you think it's tougher down south? Please. Shit. Up north they're hugging Moloko bunnies.  

check it

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/search/songs/?query=moloko%20bunnies

Taven

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2010, 04:05:15 PM »
You say your raps might be getting progressively worse
But I KNOW they are, I KNOW you're cursed
But fuck that, let me cut a noble's purse
Go up to Luir's and reimburse
my spice dealer, and pick up some more
I'll give it to you, so hearing your shit ain't a chore
Maybe it'll open your mind some when you take a hit
And make your raps sound less and less like shit, but I wouldn't count on it


My raps, yeah, they might be shit
But at least I can sell it
It's like goin' to the dung buyer
Trying to barter for a bit higher
Your rapping is even worse
Ain't no one pay you for that curse
Every single word like a grain of sand
If a necker can't sell it, man,
No one CAN
At least, hey, I got an excuse
What's yours for your self-abuse?
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Cutthroat

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2010, 04:11:27 PM »
My raps, yeah, they might be shit
But at least I can sell it
It's like goin' to the dung buyer
Trying to barter for a bit higher
Your rapping is even worse
Ain't no one pay you for that curse
Every single word like a grain of sand
If a necker can't sell it, man,
No one CAN
At least, hey, I got an excuse
What's yours for your self-abuse?

I was riding my kank as a kid, thirty years ago
Going with the flow, riding like a pro
Look ma, no hands, turns out she wasn't using any either
Giving head to a dude, must've been a stranger
Yeah that's right, I ain't an orphan
Parents killed by gith, fuck that shit, my background's morphin'

Anyway I was shocked by the mudsex on the street
And I was knocked off my saddle, didn't land on my feet
Hit my head really hard, now my wisdom's below poor
I keep hoping it'll raise, I keep checking 'score'
But that's why my raps are as bad as they be
Aren't you supposed to be hugging a tree?

Taven

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2010, 04:36:52 PM »
Booya glad to see you finally join, took long enough
But man, this rap stuff of yours is still jes' fluff
You say that it's some real bad weather; your stuff couldn't stir a feather
Stop trying to imitate the Sandlord, he's got a monopoly on the grit
Besides, if you try to be like him you'll have Giants up your ass and shit
Hey, at least Storm ain't got giant fiery mountains, or some great torrential fountain
Sad thing is that it's like no one even did notice
All in their apartments doin' the mudsexin' lotus
We need some more screamin' and crying, about the plague, starvation and dyin'
All you people talkin' about your bad-ass selves
This HRPT put all your threats on the shelves
Man, storms are just ordinary
Under that new black moon, now you don't WANT to tarry
What this shit needs is some Templa power
If Samos Rennik was here, even the Echri would cower
That red robe, he's pretty bad ass, you know his word would be the last
But no, he ain't showin' up
He ain't neva gonna rap wit' all you pups
Not to mention, I don't think he raps
He's too busy putting that new beer keg on TAP


Cutthroat, man, your rap is hi-lar-ious, it's makin' keepin' a straight face perilous
You say you ride like a pro, I say that shit is a no go'
April the first spammin' my "skill" command
My ride's orgasmic, beat that iffun ya can
But man, you're just nasty, even I ain't had a
Kank kankin' fantasy
But I got jes' what you need
You want Hot Steamin' Mud Sex
I can get you the deed
Click -->this link<-- if you ain't afraid
With that, man, my mudsexin' reputation is made
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Cutthroat

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2010, 04:47:51 PM »
Quote from: MC Taven
Cutthroat, man, your rap is hi-lar-ious, it's makin' keepin' a straight face perilous
You say you ride like a pro, I say that shit is a no go'
April the first spammin' my "skill" command
My ride's orgasmic, beat that iffun ya can
But man, you're just nasty, even I ain't had a
Kank kankin' fantasy
But I got jes' what you need
You want Hot Steamin' Mud Sex
I can get you the deed
Click -->this link<-- if you ain't afraid
With that, man, my mudsexin' reputation is made

Think I can beat orgasmic ride? Hells yeah I can
I can ride like ur mom. Sleight of hand is orgasmic, I'm a long-fingered man
My slashing weapons is lolz, 'cuz I'll laugh when I kill you with my ceiling fan
Yeah I have a ceiling fan. Don't all Highlord Towers do?
Oh right, I forgot, this is the only one that exists, too
Guess I'll kick back, relax, enjoy the raps
And your archery is suX0rz, I don't have to worry about caps.

Synthesis

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2010, 05:07:22 PM »
I rolled up in this thread, expecting ill battles
But all I see is a bunch of empty-headed rattles
Rhymin' about your skills or your crew
The old standbys when your inspiration is through

But it's cool, I can rap my skills, too
Cuz I rise above the rest like
'mon un whira [IC info removed]'
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Synthesis, you scare me a little bit.

Cutthroat

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2010, 05:25:05 PM »
Quote from: MC Synthesis
I rolled up in this thread, expecting ill battles
But all I see is a bunch of empty-headed rattles
Rhymin' about your skills or your crew
The old standbys when your inspiration is through

But it's cool, I can rap my skills, too
Cuz I rise above the rest like
'mon un whira [IC info removed]'

I got five words for you as well
'Stop rapping; go to hell'
But I won't rap them because time will tell
If you are really a pro or an empty shell
A rapper that's insane,
Is a scrab head without a brain
I see you're a 'gicker, but that's alright
Tell us about the 'gicker's plight.
Do it if you want to prove your skills
Or else, just run for the hills

Taven

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Re: IN THIS THREAD WE BATTLE!
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2010, 05:37:49 PM »
Think I can beat orgasmic ride? Hells yeah I can
I can ride like ur mom. Sleight of hand is orgasmic, I'm a long-fingered man
My slashing weapons is lolz, 'cuz I'll laugh when I kill you with my ceiling fan
Yeah I have a ceiling fan. Don't all Highlord Towers do?
Oh right, I forgot, this is the only one that exists, too
Guess I'll kick back, relax, enjoy the raps
And your archery is suX0rz, I don't have to worry about caps.

My watch is orgasmic, I ain't even got to touch
Just once glance for ur mom was too much
And Cutthroat, I know you think you're so popular with all the girls
A different one every night and you call yer balls silt pearls
Tell you a secret man, it's a truth I hope you can understand
The reason you got a different girl every time
Is that your stinkin' kankin' ain't worth a dime
Ain't you wonderin' why they're always half-way through OOCly fadin'?
You take a virgin make her never wanna kank, you're that damn jadin'
You ever noticed that all these rap insults are bad
It's on the level of the name "i-pad"
But you know this is Armageddon, that makes it so somethings just aren't bad
For example, if you go dissin' the fat, you'll get a player complaint from someone mad
Dude, skinny here just isn't in
It means you're a necker or rinth-rat, or some breed's kin
And don't you even think that gay means you're less
There's this Bynner sarge and he'll make you into a damn mess
But I'm getting all distracted
You'll wish you could make that tower comment retracted
See, your tower it ain't so big
I know, 'cause I been tryin' to measure the real thing
And your tower's size gives me LOL-makin' power
Your girl she says it's this big
Didn't see the size? Give you a hint, it's smalla then a Tuluki fig
Did I mention that if you got a "tower" that sparkles and shines
Then I can find you right along Twilight's lines
You can keep all that fanged kissin'
I'd rather get a Borsail whippin'


Cutthroat man, I agree what you're sayin' to Synth
But we ain't got hell here, we only have the Rinth
It's proof chamber pots do exist
It's the place where the Highlord went and pissed
Even better yet, I dare you to say Krath
Burnin' and churnin' that ain't no laugh
Then there's always drov, past the final shadow you can't rove
Okay, these rhymes are getting pretty damn lame
But all of you are just the same
And damn, we're gonna get some negitive fame

Gonna press the post button now,
Synth, if you're gonna catch up, I don't know how
'Cause Cutty and I we're in the lead
And we're gonna keep rappin' until our ears bleed
It shouldn't be that much longer
You're all gonna be goners.
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