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Carnage

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« Reply #75 on: November 11, 2003, 11:36:27 AM »
I've always been tempted to try to PK an immortal when they became visible.

I wonder how that'd work out.
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The7DeadlyVenomz

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« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2003, 11:39:40 AM »
I was an immortal once, and one of the playtesters tried that.

It was rather humorous.
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JollyGreenGiant

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« Reply #77 on: November 11, 2003, 12:41:19 PM »
Holding up your piece of parchment with a circle drawn on it, you say to the Kadian merchant, "Check out this sweet baby.  It's a little something I've been working on; it's what's going to put Kadius back on top!"

Staring at the blank expression on his face, you say to the Kadian merchant, "You know.  For kids."
quote="Larrath"]"On the 5th day of the Ascending Sun, in the Month of Whira's Very Annoying And Nearly Unreachable Itch, Lord Templar Mha Dceks set the Barrel on fire. The fire was hot".[/quote]

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« Reply #78 on: November 11, 2003, 12:46:10 PM »
Quote from: "JollyGreenGiant"
Holding up your piece of parchment with a circle drawn on it, you say to the Kadian merchant, "Check out this sweet baby.  It's a little something I've been working on; it's what's going to put Kadius back on top!"

Staring at the blank expression on his face, you say to the Kadian merchant, "You know.  For kids."


Kudos on the reference.

Angela Christine

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« Reply #79 on: November 11, 2003, 01:59:00 PM »
Ever since the September 13 weekly update I've had the urge because of this:
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Sniff messages for Allanaki jail rooms. (Sanvean)


Oooh, the jail has a new smell?  What does it smell like?  I must know!  So far I've resisted, but one of these days....

AC
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Ralin

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« Reply #80 on: November 12, 2003, 01:14:05 AM »
Hmmm...I could see myself doing this at the Gaj.

emote suddenly jumps up onto the table and grabs her crotch.

you shout:
"Owwwwww....Hee Hee!"

emote moonwalks off the edge of the table and falls, knocking herself out.
Surrender!"
"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

Malifaxis

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« Reply #81 on: November 12, 2003, 01:49:11 AM »
get ticket cloak

offer ticket

hitch kank

em looks over ~kank for a long, long moment, his eyes sparkling with lust.

s
w
w
w

em nods to the gateguards as he passes, a slight skip to his step.

w

em Turning slowly, his hand clutched gingerly around the reins of ~kank, @ drops to his knees and gives thanks to the HighLord.

think Thank you,  HighLord, for the love you have given me.

em stands and trods in to the wastes.

w

em guides ~kank up on top of a dune, and brushes some dust off of the shell.

em Licking his chapped lips with a pink, sticky tongue, @ drives a stake in to the top of the dune and lashes the reins to it

em steps to the rear of ~kank.

em undoes his trousers, and begins to ride ~kank

change ldesc is here, making wild love to a saffron kank

You hear a male voice shout from the east, in sirihish;
"Excuse me!  Kankfucker!  Do you need assistance?"

l e
[Far]
A few cityguards looking westwards with disbelief

shout Woooohoooo!  Yeah!  WOAH!  Yeah!  Wooooooo!
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Ralin

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« Reply #82 on: November 12, 2003, 02:45:07 AM »
:arrives from the west.

emote looks at ~man and ~kank, raising a brow.

say Heh...did it charge you too?
Surrender!"
"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

sarahjc

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« Reply #83 on: November 12, 2003, 11:08:13 AM »
Is anyone else distrubed at how well thought out that was???

Hrmm?? Are you sure that was an urge?

 :twisted:
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"C'mon, attack me with this raspberry..."

Majikal

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« Reply #84 on: November 12, 2003, 11:56:48 AM »
I've always had that urge to attempt to take over a town with some of my friends, killing everybody.... but maybe that is just the insane pyscotic freak-like part of me that hates the world.

P.S.  -  Meow
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"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
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Dan

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« Reply #85 on: November 12, 2003, 12:06:50 PM »
M3 2 d00d... h00k it up, w3 n33d to m4x skillz first.

N33d t0 b3 UbEr 1337z 2 d0 it!

pm me yo    :wink:
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

mansa

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« Reply #86 on: November 13, 2003, 01:24:15 AM »
Someone sends you a telepathic message:
    "Hey!  Where are you?"

>contact soandso
>psi Atlanta.


Oops.  I think I was drunk at the APM, playing Armageddon.
But that doesn't beat the time I was in Edmonton, playing Armageddon with Captain Canadia, and was drunk, and he said:
    "Dude!  Recruit the beggar!"

>recruit beggar
New Players Guide: http://gdb.armageddon.org/index.php/topic,33512.0.html


You win Armageddon, congratulations!  Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one

Anonymous

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« Reply #87 on: November 13, 2003, 01:59:53 AM »
:bows before ~templar.

: With a heave and a gurgle, @ retches suddenly and spews a greenish-yellow liquid all over %templar robes!

:rises with a smile as he wipes at his mouth with %templar sleeve.

run You speed up to a run.

:darts through the crowded tavern toward the door.

leave

OR

:jumps up onto %templar table and yanks down his leggings.

:turns his rear toward ~templar and begins to grunt from a crouch upon %templar table.

:drops a steaming, brown manbiscuit on the table before ~templar with a satisfied grunt.

tell templar (as he rises and ties his leggings) Thanks M'lord, good day!

Ralin

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« Reply #88 on: November 13, 2003, 03:48:03 AM »
emote launches a vicious kick at %gith groin.

>You kick the soandso gith hard in the gut, doubling him over!

:emote raises brows with a surprised expression.

shout
I missed?! I never miss! They must've been smaller than I thought!
Surrender!"
"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

sarahjc

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« Reply #89 on: November 13, 2003, 10:29:34 AM »
When working for a noble house I have always wanted to say..

Well gee, <insert noble name here>, I would love to do run that letter to the templar stinky pants for you, but um.. I have a meeting with the Bobs in about 5 minutes...
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"C'mon, attack me with this raspberry..."

Bestatte

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« Reply #90 on: November 13, 2003, 10:47:52 AM »
Lord Noble Pompous quips something typically clever and insulting to your commoner PC.

Her deep blue eyes beaming brightly and a grateful smile flashing perfect pearly whites, the blue-eyed pearly-white-toothed commoner exlaims, in sirihish, "Oh Lord Noble Pompous, you are ever-so clever, as the Known World knows you are, as usual. In fact I'm so grateful for your pomposity, I now present you with this hot steaming cup of Shut The Fuck Up."

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« Reply #91 on: November 13, 2003, 04:08:17 PM »
I always have the urge to drop in movie or song lines...

In the barracks training, to the sergeant: "Tell them sergeants to leave them kids alone!"

Or drawing an obsidian saber and hissing mechanicly: "Luke, I am your father!"


I have the urge to behead things and toss them into the taverns.

Urge to shoot guards to death from outside the city gates

urge to commit suicide while fighting.

Urges to act like a traveling salesman proffering viagra that the Higlord Tektolness uses.

Saying things like. "Hey vato!"

Or ghetto rigging a crossbow to a kank...

Carnage

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« Reply #92 on: November 13, 2003, 07:22:21 PM »
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>You kick the soandso gith hard in the gut, doubling him over!


What happens when a doubled over gith gets doubled over by your kick? Does he quadruple over?
Carnage
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« Reply #93 on: November 13, 2003, 07:25:36 PM »
Quote from: "Carnage"
What happens when a doubled over gith gets doubled over by your kick? Does he quadruple over?


He straightens out and thanks you for fixing his back pain.  Sorta like the fable about the mouse and the lion with a thorn in its paw he becomes your best friend.  And you get 2000xp.

Stroker

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« Reply #94 on: November 13, 2003, 07:34:21 PM »
I always wanted to have a nudist noble/templar, and by the Soviet God one day I shall.
musashi: It's also been argued that jesus was a fictional storybook character.

Angela Christine

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« Reply #95 on: November 14, 2003, 05:13:13 PM »
This is Halaster's sig:
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_________________
- Halaster

I don't read private messages here, nor do I even check if they exist. So, sending me a private message here is futile. Please email me instead.


Whenever I see Halaster's sig I have the nearly irrisistable urge to PM him a message that says "Is it true you don't read your private messages?"  :)

AC
Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

cisalus

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« Reply #96 on: November 15, 2003, 12:18:36 PM »
I've always been tempted to have a really crazy dream in my sleep... like:

sleep

em tosses his hips in his sleep, a few small drops of drool hanging from his mouth. He brings his arms into a tight embrace, and mumbles, soft, unintelligable words in his sleep.

wake

say (muttering as he scratches the back of his head) Uhh... Mornahn'?

 :twisted:

I'd then wait to see if the other PC could figure out, or ask me about my dream. I'd probably then:

say (quirking a slight brow) Dream? Fek.

em stands slowly, shrugging as he slowly descends the staircase.

Hmm... I might have to try that...

The7DeadlyVenomz

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« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2003, 12:50:42 PM »
say "Kudos, Rindan."

Actually, that's not odd. That's plain sickening.
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You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.


Stroker

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« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2003, 04:48:32 PM »
After reading a few examples, I have to say that those are the worst fucken urges ever, they're not even mildly entertaining. Hell, I do half of them all the time.

Down with capitalism.
musashi: It's also been argued that jesus was a fictional storybook character.

sacac

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« Reply #99 on: November 15, 2003, 05:21:23 PM »
I've had the urge to take a mirror around town making sure the back is always facing me.

Put it down in a tavern until someone asks What I'm doing with it.

Then I say Well... My master told me not to look at the other side.

emote turns the mirror around.
emote turns white as he is jumping over a blue table.
emote flips the table over.
emote sticks the crossbow so it's aimed (Blindly) in the direction of the mirror.
shout Ahh... Yu Kank--fecker! I told yu tu never come around these parts again!!
Shout If I raise my head, Your gonna be gone.. aren't yu!
emote peeks through a hole in the table.
say Good.. your gone.
say (As he is getting up from behind the table) Fecker!
say (jumping back down) Wait til my master comes in 'ere! 'E'll get you a new job!
Emote pulls the trigger on the crossbow. Shooting a templar in the leg.
say (Hearing the scream) I got tu yu now.
emote looks up and sees the tip of a sword getting closer, faster.
say (Fading, with a scream at the end) This isn't the last of me!
l armageddon è la mia aggiunta.